honkyjesus

I didn't know this site was owned by a megacorp.

It's nice to read a...

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bit about a good ME game.

At least she isn't voiced by Chobot.

Not the first one, no. Probably not the second, either.

Heard anything about New Game+ for this one?

Funny.

I was going through the ending cutscene, spoiler free, and a bunch of colored triangles were flashing everywhere. I thought maybe for some reason the devs put that in, at this point of the game I would believe anything. Sure enough the game freezes up five minutes into the unskippable cutscene. I start the latest save back up and the seizure inducing colored light show is gone. Hurray.

Some stuff I think of as bugs actually seem to be design issues. As if the game is supposed to do this.

The corny dialogue throughout.

Hammering the X button on my 360 anytime one of the thousand hours of cutscenes pops up.

Changing discs a dozen times, literally about once an hour.

Chobot being in it even though she works for a couple places that have reviewed the game. Oopsiez.

Finishing a shooter like this in eleven hours.

My character and most others having the movement of monkeys. And at times speaking monkey.

A AAA title having the amazing tech problems this game has.

Wondering why only the Gerstmann review mentioned anything remotely negative about the game.

I boycotted buying it. I rented it. I think the MW2 thing was the same deal.

Regardless, Day One DLC turned out to be just one of a litany of probs for the game. Sexually.

When I have a romance with another male it is no accident.

The ending to any great sci-fi series...

Blow up the whole Milky Way. Have a half-dead US astronaut tell you it was all a story. Bravo.