" You know what, if My school had, had a pack I would have joined. I think it's neat.. Strangely my sister brought one of those tails recently from the con we went too. I wanted one, but that shit is too expensive, so I bought some anime Instead. << "
This is one of those things that you don't openly admit, much like how I don't tell people that I cry when I defecate. Wait, what?
One time every single icon on my dekstop turned into a picture of a viper. When I double clicked on any of them a poorly animated viper would lunge at my scream complete with an 8-bit hissing sound. Then alternating red and black text would flash on my screen saying "Don't mess with the Viper" and like...seven exclamation marks.
" Today? Yeah, I'm proud of myself. I ended up picking up a chick from the bar last night on my birthday, boned like crazy, and I finally got to jizz on a chick's face. Pretty damn proud indeed. Tomorrow? I'll hate myself. "
you stud "
It was pretty fucking rad. We laughed about it afterwards. I think she wants to go out again, though, and I just don't see that happening. I mean, she let me jizz on her face. That's the sign of a ho if I've ever seen one. That's right up there with letting a dood fuck you on your car hood in the middle of a park. >.> <.< Yeah, did that last month. "
tommorow you are going to wake up and it will be green down there and rotting away, "
Yeah, rotting from all the AWESOME eating away at it. Fist bump me bro! Nice! Tell us about the time you had sexual intercourse in a butcher's freezer and turned it into an oven cuz the sex was sooo ace, bro.
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