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If you could play videogames in jail what crime would you commit?

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So, yeah, let's say that you could get all the newest games on all the newest consoles and PCs too. This would basically be my dream. I would be forced to stay inside and play video games all day while people fed me and the toilet was in the same room. How freakin' awesome would that be? It would be 10 awesome. 10 awesome, baby. I'd definitely kill a bitch to get in there for a long time or maybe even some sexual predator stuff. 


I mean which crimes would net you a very long sentence without getting executed? I'm not the CEO of a big company so I can't embezzle billions of dollars so that's out. It'd have to be some violent crime. But that's just me since I'd like to stay in there for a long time. Maybe if I just wanted to go for a weekend or something I could get a few DUIs. Then, like if I wanted to finish an RPG or something I could hit a bus of kids in a drunken rage.

Dang, the more I think about it the more excited I get about it! That would be awesome! What would you guys do?
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So, yeah, let's say that you could get all the newest games on all the newest consoles and PCs too. This would basically be my dream. I would be forced to stay inside and play video games all day while people fed me and the toilet was in the same room. How freakin' awesome would that be? It would be 10 awesome. 10 awesome, baby. I'd definitely kill a bitch to get in there for a long time or maybe even some sexual predator stuff. 


I mean which crimes would net you a very long sentence without getting executed? I'm not the CEO of a big company so I can't embezzle billions of dollars so that's out. It'd have to be some violent crime. But that's just me since I'd like to stay in there for a long time. Maybe if I just wanted to go for a weekend or something I could get a few DUIs. Then, like if I wanted to finish an RPG or something I could hit a bus of kids in a drunken rage.

Dang, the more I think about it the more excited I get about it! That would be awesome! What would you guys do?
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Software piracy.

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atejas said:
"Software piracy."

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe
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but then there would be no girls in your life

unless thats not concerning you

that would be terrible

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I'd go kick some ass and chew some bubble gum.

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Bucketdeth said:
"I'd go kick some ass and chew some bubble gum."
Hell yeah, then kick the cops ass that try to arrest you!
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Why not dream you get all the new releases OUTSIDE of jail? Yeah, that seems to make much more sense...

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Hitchenson said:
"Why not dream you get all the new releases OUTSIDE of jail? Yeah, that seems to make much more sense..."
I know, right? This guy's just looking for an excuse to commit crimes.

While the mod's away, the freaks with the Chie avatars will play. (Don't get me wrong, Chie is badass, but still...)
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I can play video games outside of jail without all the self-loathing and guilt. You're sick, kid.

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Something like this.

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funny post.

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Briyen said:
"but then there would be no girls in your life

 unless thats not concerning you

that would be terrible"
Totally. There's more to life than playing video games, eating and crapping a foot and a half away from your bed.

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I would commit no crime because any activity outside of jail is better than in jail.

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End_Boss said:
"I can play video games outside of jail without all the self-loathing and guilt. You're sick, kid."
I'm sick? Why would I have self-loathing and guilt? Maybe you need meds, lol!
The main thing here is that I wouldn't have to have a job or pay for food either and like zero responsibility to anyone!
Those of you that have kids understand my predicament. Hell, who needs the video games? LOL!
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It's just one of things I guess. Also, if you think about it you get to work out all day and eat in a cafeteria for free? You don't have any responsibilties and you get to play games all day. Sounds like heaven to me.

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The part where you get all the free games and consoles is cool and all 

but I don't like playing video games by myself that much.

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I'll admit...I lawled.

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Joshbra97 said:
"It's just one of things I guess. Also, if you think about it you get to work out all day and eat in a cafeteria for free? You don't have any responsibilties and you get to play games all day. Sounds like heaven to me."
What happens when you get jumped by a gang and then they use a spoon to get drugs out of your ass that you've been forced to stash by another gang.

Ps. When I was in college an ex-prisoner came and talked to some of us and told us what went down in some of them jails.
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You would be sodomized routinely by other inmates and would have to stop playing at a certain hour. Also, no girls.

So basically all you would do is to alternate between dicks and controllers, in a very small window of time during the day.

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Scooper said:
"Joshbra97 said:
"It's just one of things I guess. Also, if you think about it you get to work out all day and eat in a cafeteria for free? You don't have any responsibilties and you get to play games all day. Sounds like heaven to me."
What happens when you get jumped by a gang and then they use a spoon to get drugs out of your ass that you've been forced to stash by another gang.Ps. When I was in college an ex-prisoner came and talked to some of us and told us what went down in some of them jails."
Well I won't hide drugs i my ass. They can look al they want.
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Joshbra97 said:
"Scooper said:
"Joshbra97 said:
"It's just one of things I guess. Also, if you think about it you get to work out all day and eat in a cafeteria for free? You don't have any responsibilties and you get to play games all day. Sounds like heaven to me."
What happens when you get jumped by a gang and then they use a spoon to get drugs out of your ass that you've been forced to stash by another gang.Ps. When I was in college an ex-prisoner came and talked to some of us and told us what went down in some of them jails."
Well I won't hide drugs i my ass. They can look al they want."
A solution that easy doesn't even work for high school, we are talking prison here
I'm guessing you didn't think about this a whole lot.
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addictedtopinescent said:
"Joshbra97 said:
"Scooper said:
"Joshbra97 said:
"It's just one of things I guess. Also, if you think about it you get to work out all day and eat in a cafeteria for free? You don't have any responsibilties and you get to play games all day. Sounds like heaven to me."
What happens when you get jumped by a gang and then they use a spoon to get drugs out of your ass that you've been forced to stash by another gang.Ps. When I was in college an ex-prisoner came and talked to some of us and told us what went down in some of them jails."
Well I won't hide drugs i my ass. They can look al they want."
A solution that easy doesn't even work for high school, we are talking prison here
I'm guessing you didn't think about this a whole lot.
"
You officially go to the worst high school ever, ever, ever.
I have never gone to Home Ec and had a classmate dig into my ass with a spoon.
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Joshbra97 said:
You officially go to the worst high school ever, ever, ever.
I have never gone to Home Ec and had a classmate dig into my ass with a spoon.
"

Haha, just look at his avatar!
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I don't get it. It's a bear. :P

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Joshbra97 said:
"I don't get it. It's a bear. :P"
Not just any bear, it is the pedobear.