" I had gotten attacked in one of the caverns I was exploring. Went back home and realized I didn't have any food to heal myself. So I went out searching for a pig. It was close to night but I figured I would be fine. I searched for a good 5 minutes and ended up getting taken down to half a heart by a skeleton. I ran home trying my damnedest to avoid monsters. When I got back, what did I find jumping around in my house? A fucking pig. Sonofa bitch. "amazing.
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