My Zombie Apocalypse Survival Team
It's a good thing Valve has provided us with so many expert murderers and zombie killers.
It's a good thing Valve has provided us with so many expert murderers and zombie killers.
Who better than someone who can't die because he just reforms from his scattered bits?
He's killed hundreds of Headcrab Zombies, normal Zombies shouldn't be much of a problem.
Does he really need an explanation?
Black Scottish Cyclops is credit to team!
Once he gets over his addiction to pills, he'd be a great addition
Magical healing Proton pack.
He's proven he can handle his own against the Zombie hordes with relative ease.
Necromorphs are much worse than normal zombies so this would be a cakewalk for Isaac.
He can get in and out of places on supply runs easily.
Who better to fortify our shelter with level 3 Sentries and teleporters?
Good luck, have Batman.
Flo the Progressive Lady. She's so annoying that Zombies would remember her from when they were alive and go after her, making her the perfect bait.
"Wave goodbye to ya head, wanka!"
This guy is so tough the zombies teeth would break on impact with his skin.
Who better to take out zombies silently with?
he could kill zombies and recharge an iPod with the same power!
He can speak their language!
Can't have just one of the original (and far superior) group of survivors.
Because he's a badass.
If I have to explain this, you aren't worthy of him.
He's covered wars you know.
They have proven in Plants Vs. Zombies how effective they are.
Complete badass.
Zombies can't bite through metal.
Srsly guiz.
He's awesome.
He's a telepath.
Just look at that goddamn pose. God...damn.
Expert Zombie killer.
Useless in Hell, but he IS an Archangel.
Huge assortment of weapons.
Can't have Ratchet without Clank (I'm looking at you Ratchet: Deadlocked).
The dude destroyed all the stars when he was drunk. Imagine what he could do to some Zombies sober.
He harnesses the powers of the elements, zombies would be no problem.
Husks are more annoying that Zombies.
Because robots.
Friggen Portals and junk, Broseph.
Friggen Portals and junk, Broseidon.
For the sole reason that his Plasmids let him SHOOT BEES. JESUS FUCK!
A Manlier man (other than Saxton Hale) there is not.
Why the hell not? Since we're using this president we may as well use...
This president too.
Shut the fuck up, Birthers. Go wear your tinfoil hats elsewhere :D
He may be the greatest military mind in the history of the world.
Who the hell wouldn't want Venom in their Zombie hunting party?
Yesssssss. Screw you, Lucario.
Noble Six. True badass.
This guy was so awesome it was sad to kill him.
Maggots!
Yes, I know I'm including most of the TF2 gang but maybe if the game wasn't so fun to play, I wouldn't feel so inclined to do it.
Serial killers know what's up.
Scoot!
Sneaky bastard.
DEATH IS A PREFERABLE ALTERNATIVE TO COMMUNISM!
Why not?
Because why not?
Holy shit it's a dragon.
Aww yeah.
Charlie Tunoku fuck yes
because she kicks stuff.
Because...
YELLING A BUNCH!
COLE TRAIN RUNS ON WHOLE GRAIN BABY! WHOO!
I've been playing too much Gears of War.
I've been playing too much Gears of War.
I've been playing too much Gears of War.
I've been playing too much Gears of War.
I've been playing too much Gears of War.
I've been playing too much Gears of War.
I've been playing too much Gears of...wait.
Strap it on!
I would force him to wear his full mask so I wouldn't have to see that stupid-ass hair, though.
I imagine him, in a crazy Mad Max scenario, riding a train of puppies in Fallout-style wasteland armor toting a stupidly large magnum.
The face of Monty Python will always have a spot on my team.
J/K DAWG! J/K!
BEEG AMERICAN TEETEES
MY LORD HAS RETURNED! ALL GLORY TO CTHULHU.