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Matt Kessler is the real life version of Caboose from Red vs. Blue.
 
This video confirms it.
 
Keep up the great work, and awesome attitude!

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Insufferable, as always. I expect him to get fired after they find him licking the toilet in the women's bathroom or something.

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Good job Matt.  Don't listen to all the people saying you are too hyper or that you should go.  You are doing a good job and its just pure envy knowing that they will never be in the position you are in.  You are treading too close to their internet idols and they dont like it.  Just have fun and thats all that matters.

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God. That place looks like more fun than Disney Land.

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People just jelous they arent working at WMHQ
 
Keep being yourself kessler, in your situation i would honestly let the hate get to me. You are a better man than I.

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@eroticfishcake said:
" This may sound odd (because it does) but for some reason I can't stop imagining that you're walking around recording this whilst not wearing any trousers. "
Good assumption. That does sound pretty odd.
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Yes, more of this.

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Aw... Mr. Kessler is rather cute. 
Some parts of this video seem slightly a bit too scripted, but I think thats just part of the fun.

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@BABS:  ...Hey, has anyone ever told you that you look a lot like that lady from ComicVine? <_<
 
Matt, duder, bro. That was pretty cool. It's neat to see that you have time to blog in between coffee and sandwich runs.
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This may sound odd (because it does) but for some reason I can't stop imagining that you're walking around recording this whilst not wearing any trousers.

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@BABS:  
 
"BABS is now following MattBodega
47 minutes ago"
 
You only just started following Matt? 
 
For shame...FOR SHAME.
 
And for that transgression, I shall now only just start following you.
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Good job, Matt :)

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Oy! Where to begin with Mr. Kessler?

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@Red12b: 
im not his biggest fan but i agree he seemed to know his stuff on the dragon quest video, for what i know at least having played throught dq8, dq monsters and rocket slime. not to mention he said they should make another rocket slime. i LOVE that game!
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@get2sammyb said:
"I honestly don't think I'd be able to work in this office. "

Agreed.
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Loved it.  Want more of  it.
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I really must not see Miss Sarah Lima too much; I have to suppress my feelings for her.
Also, i really want too see that (big-ass?) spider now!
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@Red12b: 
so Ryan is just the surrogate?
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@leviathan:  
Credit of the picture goes to this man, I just had to wade through 100 pages of this legendary thread to dig it up.
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@Brodehouse:That is a fine beard.
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Matt is the hyped up crazy guy.  Every office needs one.

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@Faint said:

" @Milkman said:

" I still want to know what horrible sexual favors Kessler gave to get this job. "
"
 
 
But in all seriousness, Mat is pretty legendary in the wiki, Dude is knowledgeable.   
NosCon 
Fetus as Final Boss
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@Red12b said:

" @adoggz said:

" @leviathan said:

" @DOUBLESHOCK said:
" @leviathan said:
" @The_Laughing_Man said:
" Kessler...tone down the sugar dude.  "
erghhhh can't agree more. I seem to get a feeling that he's just trying too hard. And seems to copy Ryan's style too much. "
you're taking it too seriously.  are we discussing them like soap opera characters or something?  "
Considering we pretty either see/hear from the fellas at least once a day; yes we are discussing them like soap opera characters. I heard that Ryan's going to get pregnant next season, and he doesn't know whether Jeff or Vinny is the father! "
ahh, but secretly kessler is the father. "
Actually Vinny is the only one who makes a convincing mother  
 
"
fuck. this thread is over. Red12b wins.
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@adoggz said:

" @leviathan said:

" @DOUBLESHOCK said:
" @leviathan said:
" @The_Laughing_Man said:
" Kessler...tone down the sugar dude.  "
erghhhh can't agree more. I seem to get a feeling that he's just trying too hard. And seems to copy Ryan's style too much. "
you're taking it too seriously.  are we discussing them like soap opera characters or something?  "
Considering we pretty either see/hear from the fellas at least once a day; yes we are discussing them like soap opera characters. I heard that Ryan's going to get pregnant next season, and he doesn't know whether Jeff or Vinny is the father! "
ahh, but secretly kessler is the father. "
Actually Vinny is the only one who makes a convincing mother  
 
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I liked it, interesting look from the crazy perspective of Matthew Kessler our resident Whiskey Media intern!
 
For ComicCon you should dress up as a Snorlax. DO EET!

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@Milkman said:
" I still want to know what horrible sexual favors Kessler gave to get this job. "
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Don't listen to the cranky jerks,  Kessler. Sweet video.

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@leviathan said:
" @DOUBLESHOCK said:
" @leviathan said:
" @The_Laughing_Man said:
" Kessler...tone down the sugar dude.  "
erghhhh can't agree more. I seem to get a feeling that he's just trying too hard. And seems to copy Ryan's style too much. "
you're taking it too seriously.  are we discussing them like soap opera characters or something?  "
Considering we pretty either see/hear from the fellas at least once a day; yes we are discussing them like soap opera characters. I heard that Ryan's going to get pregnant next season, and he doesn't know whether Jeff or Vinny is the father! "
ahh, but secretly kessler is the father.
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@mrfluke said:

" ah let the haters hate . you aint to bad kid ( i hate leigh but not kessler) "

ok so, you said this :  

" ah let the haters hate

and followed it with the lovely 

" you aint to bad kid  "

 
But then, you said  

" ( i hate leigh but not kessler) "

   
So in conclusion : 
   

" ah let the haters hate


  

" ( i hate leigh) "

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 Gosh it's like i'm really a part of whiskey media and all of them is my best friends ;_;  
But man Bodega, you are a man among men, but Caravellas jump in was so epic you just can't be up to his level. Too bad that dress up/cosplay discussion never went serious to establish what character you would cosplay as if he would go to comic-con. More of this or something like it! .

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Keep it up!

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I'm digging it.  Looks like a sweet-ass place to work.

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I love you Kessler. I like Sara's new hairstyle as well. How come Tony from Comic Vine is always away though?

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Yes! This is exactly what I'd do if I was at WMHQ, great stuff.

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I honestly don't think I'd be able to work in this office.

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Man, Drew looks like if Lucifer grew up.
 

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I love you Kessler!
 
Why are your glasses so tiny?

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Ok, I defended you before Kessler, but you need to calm down now.

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Normally I'd defend you Matt, but the others are right: you really need to calm down.

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I lol'd @ "calves are firm" 
 
Keep it up Kessler!

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Kessler reminds me of Steve Brule. 
 
This is a good thing.

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Was that a Canon VIXIA HV30 or HV40 on the tripod next to Sara? Couldn't quite tell.
 
Also: go Vinny.

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Kessler has got to go.

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@DOUBLESHOCK said:
" @leviathan said:
" @The_Laughing_Man said:
" Kessler...tone down the sugar dude.  "
erghhhh can't agree more. I seem to get a feeling that he's just trying too hard. And seems to copy Ryan's style too much. "
you're taking it too seriously.  are we discussing them like soap opera characters or something?  "
Considering we pretty either see/hear from the fellas at least once a day; yes we are discussing them like soap opera characters. I heard that Ryan's going to get pregnant next season, and he doesn't know whether Jeff or Vinny is the father!
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Oh, Kessler. You so crazy.

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Bomb the shit out of the spider.

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@goodwood said:
" You can tell he is checking out Sarah's boobs. The camera pans down then back up and down again nice job Kessler. "
Nah, I don't quite think so.  He realized she was out of frame, went back to get the lower shot, then realized he was getting some cleavage action, so up went the shot again.
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Will was so BUSTED!!!