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A Brief LP of a Potential Minecraft Killer

Hey folks, I'm interrupting the Steam monthly bonanza thing to hop on-board the cuboid MineCraft bandwagon. Now that a less sophisticated 360 version has come out - and been reviewed on GB even! In lieu of many other games! - I figured it was high time I stuck my unwarranted prejudices in my pocket and give that ol' trial version a run. You know, kind of recreating that fun everyone had with the Alpha back in the day? So I went onto UK XBLA and... they didn't have it. I guess because it takes longer to localize all that story content for Europe?

'Twas but a momentary setback for the "never say die" stalwart chap that I am, however, so I instead embarked on a quixotic quest to find something that was very similar to MineCraft - that could recreate that same mix of constructive fun and exploration wanderlust - yet was somehow both better and cheaper. Guys, I think I may have found it:

Welcome to MinePaint! This is my new world. Looks a bit barren here of course, but then it's only just finished generating all that beautiful whiteness to explore. Let's jump in!
Welcome to MinePaint! This is my new world. Looks a bit barren here of course, but then it's only just finished generating all that beautiful whiteness to explore. Let's jump in!
So obviously the first thing you want to do is build a house to protect yourself from the elements (not to mention the many colorful monsters out there!) Since I don't have any sophisticated tools as of yet, my domicile is somewhat crude. We'll fix it later once we've acquired some decent materials!
So obviously the first thing you want to do is build a house to protect yourself from the elements (not to mention the many colorful monsters out there!) Since I don't have any sophisticated tools as of yet, my domicile is somewhat crude. We'll fix it later once we've acquired some decent materials!
So here you can see that I've dug a hole in my world and have already started mining a crapton of sweet ores. Most of it is brown and grey, as evident over on the right there, but I've found a smattering of rarer stuff too. Ahh, this game is really hitting up that kind of rush I get for discovery!
So here you can see that I've dug a hole in my world and have already started mining a crapton of sweet ores. Most of it is brown and grey, as evident over on the right there, but I've found a smattering of rarer stuff too. Ahh, this game is really hitting up that kind of rush I get for discovery!
Note to first time players: Though the temptation to spend all your new resources on fixing up your crappy house is great (and unavoidable in my case, since I used up ALL my bluium!), you'll want to save it - especially early on - for practical improvements rather than cosmetic ones.
Note to first time players: Though the temptation to spend all your new resources on fixing up your crappy house is great (and unavoidable in my case, since I used up ALL my bluium!), you'll want to save it - especially early on - for practical improvements rather than cosmetic ones.
Well, look what we have here. The first visitor to my server! Hello there, neighbor!
Well, look what we have here. The first visitor to my server! Hello there, neighbor!
Hey, mi casa es su casa, amigo! He seems content to wander around for now, so it's time to do some more mining. Look at all those minerals! I even have some super rare purplium now as well!
Hey, mi casa es su casa, amigo! He seems content to wander around for now, so it's time to do some more mining. Look at all those minerals! I even have some super rare purplium now as well!
Now here is the real first improvement you guys should make: The crafting table! With this, you can add all sorts of useful items to your MinePaint world!
Now here is the real first improvement you guys should make: The crafting table! With this, you can add all sorts of useful items to your MinePaint world!
As you can see, I've built a cool-looking chair for sittin', a pickaxe to help me dig further down and RoboCop.
As you can see, I've built a cool-looking chair for sittin', a pickaxe to help me dig further down and RoboCop.
Wha?! H-hey, that's my purplium!
Wha?! H-hey, that's my purplium!
Quickly RoboCop! Apprehend that creep before he absconds with my precious minerals!
Quickly RoboCop! Apprehend that creep before he absconds with my precious minerals!
Oh God dammit. I guess I need to build some fuel for him something. I don't even know what the MinePaint formula is for babyfood. I'll check the official MinePaint wiki later.
Oh God dammit. I guess I need to build some fuel for him something. I don't even know what the MinePaint formula is for babyfood. I'll check the official MinePaint wiki later.
Well, that's the first few hours I spent with this game. A bit of a rough time, but then you can't help it if the occasional criminal element sneaks into your world. Makes it more exciting, in a way. Overall, I've had a blast letting my imagination run wild here. I'll be sure to let you guys in on any big projects I decide to build! Until next time, toodles!
Well, that's the first few hours I spent with this game. A bit of a rough time, but then you can't help it if the occasional criminal element sneaks into your world. Makes it more exciting, in a way. Overall, I've had a blast letting my imagination run wild here. I'll be sure to let you guys in on any big projects I decide to build! Until next time, toodles!

(Part 9 of May Madness is coming soon, you guys. Honest.)

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Hey folks, I'm interrupting the Steam monthly bonanza thing to hop on-board the cuboid MineCraft bandwagon. Now that a less sophisticated 360 version has come out - and been reviewed on GB even! In lieu of many other games! - I figured it was high time I stuck my unwarranted prejudices in my pocket and give that ol' trial version a run. You know, kind of recreating that fun everyone had with the Alpha back in the day? So I went onto UK XBLA and... they didn't have it. I guess because it takes longer to localize all that story content for Europe?

'Twas but a momentary setback for the "never say die" stalwart chap that I am, however, so I instead embarked on a quixotic quest to find something that was very similar to MineCraft - that could recreate that same mix of constructive fun and exploration wanderlust - yet was somehow both better and cheaper. Guys, I think I may have found it:

Welcome to MinePaint! This is my new world. Looks a bit barren here of course, but then it's only just finished generating all that beautiful whiteness to explore. Let's jump in!
Welcome to MinePaint! This is my new world. Looks a bit barren here of course, but then it's only just finished generating all that beautiful whiteness to explore. Let's jump in!
So obviously the first thing you want to do is build a house to protect yourself from the elements (not to mention the many colorful monsters out there!) Since I don't have any sophisticated tools as of yet, my domicile is somewhat crude. We'll fix it later once we've acquired some decent materials!
So obviously the first thing you want to do is build a house to protect yourself from the elements (not to mention the many colorful monsters out there!) Since I don't have any sophisticated tools as of yet, my domicile is somewhat crude. We'll fix it later once we've acquired some decent materials!
So here you can see that I've dug a hole in my world and have already started mining a crapton of sweet ores. Most of it is brown and grey, as evident over on the right there, but I've found a smattering of rarer stuff too. Ahh, this game is really hitting up that kind of rush I get for discovery!
So here you can see that I've dug a hole in my world and have already started mining a crapton of sweet ores. Most of it is brown and grey, as evident over on the right there, but I've found a smattering of rarer stuff too. Ahh, this game is really hitting up that kind of rush I get for discovery!
Note to first time players: Though the temptation to spend all your new resources on fixing up your crappy house is great (and unavoidable in my case, since I used up ALL my bluium!), you'll want to save it - especially early on - for practical improvements rather than cosmetic ones.
Note to first time players: Though the temptation to spend all your new resources on fixing up your crappy house is great (and unavoidable in my case, since I used up ALL my bluium!), you'll want to save it - especially early on - for practical improvements rather than cosmetic ones.
Well, look what we have here. The first visitor to my server! Hello there, neighbor!
Well, look what we have here. The first visitor to my server! Hello there, neighbor!
Hey, mi casa es su casa, amigo! He seems content to wander around for now, so it's time to do some more mining. Look at all those minerals! I even have some super rare purplium now as well!
Hey, mi casa es su casa, amigo! He seems content to wander around for now, so it's time to do some more mining. Look at all those minerals! I even have some super rare purplium now as well!
Now here is the real first improvement you guys should make: The crafting table! With this, you can add all sorts of useful items to your MinePaint world!
Now here is the real first improvement you guys should make: The crafting table! With this, you can add all sorts of useful items to your MinePaint world!
As you can see, I've built a cool-looking chair for sittin', a pickaxe to help me dig further down and RoboCop.
As you can see, I've built a cool-looking chair for sittin', a pickaxe to help me dig further down and RoboCop.
Wha?! H-hey, that's my purplium!
Wha?! H-hey, that's my purplium!
Quickly RoboCop! Apprehend that creep before he absconds with my precious minerals!
Quickly RoboCop! Apprehend that creep before he absconds with my precious minerals!
Oh God dammit. I guess I need to build some fuel for him something. I don't even know what the MinePaint formula is for babyfood. I'll check the official MinePaint wiki later.
Oh God dammit. I guess I need to build some fuel for him something. I don't even know what the MinePaint formula is for babyfood. I'll check the official MinePaint wiki later.
Well, that's the first few hours I spent with this game. A bit of a rough time, but then you can't help it if the occasional criminal element sneaks into your world. Makes it more exciting, in a way. Overall, I've had a blast letting my imagination run wild here. I'll be sure to let you guys in on any big projects I decide to build! Until next time, toodles!
Well, that's the first few hours I spent with this game. A bit of a rough time, but then you can't help it if the occasional criminal element sneaks into your world. Makes it more exciting, in a way. Overall, I've had a blast letting my imagination run wild here. I'll be sure to let you guys in on any big projects I decide to build! Until next time, toodles!

(Part 9 of May Madness is coming soon, you guys. Honest.)

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Maybe you should've built Robocop some legs. Without them, he's nothing more than an annoying decoration.

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@Video_Game_King: Yeah, that's probably it. Still learning the ropes.

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Another Craftland protip: Denton's no friend. He's, like the Creeper of that world or something.

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Man, if RoboCop was in Minecraft, I would totally play that game. I guess I'll have to settle for Minepaint for the time being.

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Best. Game. Ever.

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@Sparky_Buzzsaw said:

Best. Game. Ever.

It sure as shit is.
It sure as shit is.
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@Video_Game_King: Ok, I've gotta ask. What am I looking at there?

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@Sparky_Buzzsaw:

Greatness. Also, badass Celice in front of badass Sigurd.

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@Video_Game_King said:

@Sparky_Buzzsaw said:

Best. Game. Ever.

It sure as shit is.
It sure as shit is.

He's probably not wrong, though I have to say that Shin Monshou no Nazo is quickly climbing its way to my top 5 as far as the series is concerned (and that is without me actually being able to read any of it) But also perhaps allow me to add this?

One of you guys won this game from me, right? Where the hell is your LP of that?
One of you guys won this game from me, right? Where the hell is your LP of that?

Also MinePaint is already a much more interesting game than Minecraft.

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@ArbitraryWater:

Makes sense. After all, Book 2 was always the better half of Monshou no Nazo, even if I couldn't understand it (even though for me, there was a translation patch available for the dialogue). Oh, and you are collecting the Zodiac pieces, right? Those will come in REAL handy in the inevitable Hardin face-off.

Oh shit. I still have to get through Might and Magic VII. If I remember correctly, I got up to a castle full of monsters, but still have no idea how skills & stats & shit work. You'd think my time in the Temple would have taught me a few things about D&D.

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@Video_Game_King: Might and Magic isn't really D&D, though it definitely cribs from it. All you need to know is that the basic party of Knight, Thief, Cleric and Sorcerer should pretty much be set in stone for your first runthrough (though feel free to change the knight for a paladin or archer if you so please). You get skillpoints for leveling up. The amount of skillpoints it takes to increase any given skill is current rank+1, which means that to increase a skill from 1 to 2 only requires 2 points. You learn skills at the various vendors. The most useful magic skills are Air and Water magic, which at master level grant you the fly and town portal spells respectively. Bows are your friend early game.

And yeah, I already have the lightsphere and starsphere, so I got that covered.

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@Sparky_Buzzsaw said:

Best. Game. Ever.

Quoted. For. Motherfuckin'. Truth.

Mento, as much as I'm enjoying your official May Madness blogs, I have to say this little bit of spring-time insanity brought me an immeasurable amount of joy. Thank you.

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@dankempster: @Sparky_Buzzsaw: Thanks guys. Good to know I have a place here in case my sanity ever leaves me completely.

@Video_Game_King: @ArbitraryWater: I'm still hoping you get someone else embroiled in a MMVII blog contest. I've beaten that game twice, so I'm probably disqualified. But, yeah, it's way less complicated than D&D and ToEE. It's like a turn-based Doom almost.

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This is awesome. XD