So im browsing the playstation euro forums, nothing unusual there - and come across a post which - quite frankly - blew my mind , it was incredible , heres a snippet for thos skimming :-
Why Shop game Logo age? teenage ask parents go shop pay game 16+ and 18+ give KIDS trouble. too youngteen might 10 age over get cheat Book and Codebreak F*** Up, Shop sell Codebreak BANNED how.
They will be lose game happen Codebreak cheat. Think so Worlds unhappy game lots time Cheats online from USA made sell Codebreak, Hope stop Cheats game anymore Banner Codebreak 2009 need please."
So after a few random forumers posted that this bloke was clearly insane and not quite right in the head, the forum began to settle down again - at this point i began to do a little investigating and discovered that this chap was actually deaf, which may have had some bearing on him seeming stark raving mad.
Looking at his other forum posts everyone had been going
"English or GTFO" to this guy
So i decided to inform the thread that theres no need to flame this guy, hes just not great with the language being deaf and all - so that we could all group hug and stuff :-
"No - this guys is deaf apparently (said in another post) may account for the illegibility - feel kinda bad however - every post hes made has been responded to by people going english or **bleep**! :s"
feeling relatively good about myself i went off ot play some wipeout -and returned to something quite different to what i had pictured - my well meaning comment had been derailed - by some mishap i had inadvertantly used the word 'Omega' as i do in all my names , this is seemingly a red rag to our hard of hearing friend -who decided there and then i WAS or at very least WAS AN ASSOCIATE - of whoever this "raideromega13" was - and therefore - officially in line for a special tongue lashing!:-
"Your Friend RaiderOmega13 with OmegaPirate cheat now bye ..... Lock Block ID member "Omega" anymore game COD4 play onlines
you talk Bastards, OmegaPirate angry happen Forum about Cheat game block.
Found your name same that block ID PS3 now ....you lose friends kick out anymore game Block Bye....
why you name Omega get out cheat baby suck your thumb....
Bye OMEGA crap game love cheat kids Block now .... KICK OUT COD4 remember called "OMEGA" anymore see "OMEGA" ID go BLOCK you lose will problem fool they will find over OMEGA soon 1 days happen GoodBye."
So there you have it folks! rule number one of the internet - Do not try - for even the best laid plans of mice and men - are fucked up by a deaf guy with a keyboard and a napoleon complex.
And RaiderOmega13 -my advice to you -whoever and wherever you are, if you ever see someone sporting a hearing aid? run - run far!