The Wonderful WTF List
God bless GiantBomb (or curse it) for bringing to my attention the following things.
God bless GiantBomb (or curse it) for bringing to my attention the following things.
A big-titted Red Riding Hood fighting zombies in a vertical shooter. Shit, whatever it is these guys were smoking I want some.
FINALLY I HAVE ENOUGH BOOBS TO COMPLETE THE BOOB SHIP SO I MAY RETURN TO BOOB PLANET.
Could you imagine what would happen if the media found out about THIS little gem of Japanese game design?
A game where you virtually stroke a dick until it cums. And its not even Japanese. This is the first step to sex in a "Demolition Man" style world. I weep.
I actually own this. It's.... unique.
I honestly didn't know what it was until GiantBomb.
THERE IS NO GOD. PRAY FOR NOTHING. MAN IS DOOMED.
Fuck Japan.
I don't know what possessed me to type "anal" into the GB search but... yeah, here we are.
How to teach a gamer sex-ed without the use of DOA.
You get to play as the Old-Looking Megaman from the US box art. Gotta love it.
Hang on.... is this even a game? Can this be here?
I gotta give then Japanese game industry one thing. They may be behind on new game designs and technology for them, but at least they make stuff like this. Probably isn't even a good game, but you notice it. That's all that matters.
I know what the understandable delimma here is. What is more WTF: the fact that someone went ahad and made a game based on Silly Bandz or the fact that Silly Bandz are actually selling like hotcakes?
Huh. There's a concept you don't see everyday.
This man is not only the voice of the over-the-top Duke Nukem.... but also the voice of Big the FUCKING Cat?! WHAT?
SUPER HAPPY DEATH MASK KAWAII CLEAVER DESU FUN TIME!
Wat.
I've been sitting here for 10 minutes trying to comment on the overall concept of overweight pig-girls flying around on motorcycles attacking with "lard attacks". And you know what? I give up.
Too bad the game looks like total shit. :\
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