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Dude, the Wii Fit board is ruuuude.

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Sister2 gets on Wii Fit.

"Oh hello, how are the stars tonight? It's New Years you know!"
"So how do you think Sister4 looks lately?"
Larger....Slimmer....About the same?

Sister2 = ummmm....About the same.

"Oh.....dont you think its more exciting when things change?"
"On a side note..


"I've locked access to the refrigerator..."

WAIT WUT? Man im turning this shit off.

"im sorry dave I cant let you do that...."





Every person in my family has been insulted by the machine, regardless of skill.

"O this doesnt seem to be your cup of tea. Do you often find yourself tripping over when you walk?"

If the wii fit was a person, i very likely would have punched it in its stupid face by now.

So have you guys had the pleasure of been blatantly insulted by the Wii fit board?

Do you think its necessary for it to be a complete prick?
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Sister2 gets on Wii Fit.

"Oh hello, how are the stars tonight? It's New Years you know!"
"So how do you think Sister4 looks lately?"
Larger....Slimmer....About the same?

Sister2 = ummmm....About the same.

"Oh.....dont you think its more exciting when things change?"
"On a side note..


"I've locked access to the refrigerator..."

WAIT WUT? Man im turning this shit off.

"im sorry dave I cant let you do that...."





Every person in my family has been insulted by the machine, regardless of skill.

"O this doesnt seem to be your cup of tea. Do you often find yourself tripping over when you walk?"

If the wii fit was a person, i very likely would have punched it in its stupid face by now.

So have you guys had the pleasure of been blatantly insulted by the Wii fit board?

Do you think its necessary for it to be a complete prick?
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Edited By Stevokenevo

It insults me by giving the same insults over and over and over.....  like a scally argument. 

I also hate the subtlety it uses to bitch and whine.  When you load up wii fit, it says:  "its been 186 days since you were last here"    Well, dyu know why, because I HATE YOU BALANCE BOARD!

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"On a side note.. dont you think its better when an owner looks after its dog?"
That doesn't make any sense...
"I've locked access to the refrigerator..."
Wow, I didn't realize Wii Fit was the starting point for Skynet! RUN AWAY!

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Edited By Rowr
brukaoru said:
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"On a side note.. dont you think its better when an owner looks after its dog?"
That doesn't make any sense...
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Its probably worth noting Sister2 is older than Sister4, it has all that information.

Stevokenevo said:
"I also hate the subtlety it uses to bitch and whine.  "
Its like, super passive aggresive.

The worst kind of rude. Cowardly.
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Rowr said:
"Its probably worth noting Sister2 is older than Sister4, it has all that information.
Wow, that's really harsh. O_o I'm surprised no one has sued Nintendo over that... Or maybe they have.
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I think somebody sued Nintendo over Wii fit calling their fat kid fat.

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This is proof that Nintendo is one of the many tools of the devil!

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brukaoru said:
"I've locked access to the refrigerator..."
Wow, I didn't realize Wii Fit was the starting point for Skynet! RUN AWAY!

"
Holy shit man! we've got to take them down before the world is nuked to shit and we are in Fallout 3.
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Edited By Manachild

before you know it, your wii will somehow pee coolant onto your xbox telling you that "hardcore games dont get you fit dave, i'm your family now"

That said, i hope that really is a translation thing... cause thats kinda rude :s
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Edited By Rowr
Manachild said:
"before you know it, your wii will somehow pee coolant onto your xbox telling you that "hardcore games dont get you fit dave, i'm your family now"
That said, i hope that really is a translation thing... cause thats kinda rude :s
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Im going to separate them from each other right now.

Although, coolant in the 360 could be a good thing?
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Rowr said:
"Manachild said:
"before you know it, your wii will somehow pee coolant onto your xbox telling you that "hardcore games dont get you fit dave, i'm your family now"
That said, i hope that really is a translation thing... cause thats kinda rude :s
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Im going to separate them from each other right now.

Although, coolant in the 360 could be a good thing?"
besides the liquid part :P
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HelixSnake said:
"I think somebody sued Nintendo over Wii fit calling their fat kid fat."
Might be, i do remember someone sueing them over on of the brain-age escque games by nintendo. If your IQ was low enough the game would tell you that your IQ was of someone with retardation or some other handicap. The kid playing that had that handicap so you could say the game was spot on but the mother was not to pleased. If i am not mistaking later prints of that game did not contain that handicaps name anymore. I'm pretty sure it was a wii game.
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Wii Fit board sounds like an ASS.

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My mum bought me Wii Fit for Christmas. I havent gotten on it yet. I am pretty sure the only way to beat it is to use it as a foot rest while you sit in your arm chair drinking a beer playing some Super Mario Galaxy. Thats what I did.

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Edited By ThomasP

I've had this problem before. You have to be tactful with it. Make that board your bitch and things will change.

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Man, I want it to go ghetto when people jump on it.

*person jumps on board*

"WHAT DA FUCK, MAN? You jumpin' on dis shit!?! I oughta bus a remote in yo ass!

Y'know, something like that.
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Find a very overweight person and make him jump on the balance board.

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The 2001 S.O. reference was pure gold. I'm very proud.

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Maybe you should start removing its memory, and hope that it starts singing you a song.

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haha hilarious piecer of machinery

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haha hilarious piecer of machinery