This is why: 

Yes, that would be a problem. :D Maybe you could frame it and hang it on your wall.

Why the hell would you spend $20 on a poor quality game for a console you don't even own? Damn dude.

I think the real crime here is you seem to have purchased that from GameStop.  *shudders*

Um, you don't own a 360. You can't play this.
Why the fuck did you buy it?

I think Jeff, Vinny and Ryan are enjoying it when it comes to cutscenes and story stuff. 

Throw it in your PS3 and see what happens? 
 Kidding. Don't do that. 
 
Your not alone.  I keep thinking about when I eventually go and buy this game so me and my friends can play it and laugh about how awful it is.  Trying to hold off though.

I bought the game, its only 20 bucks right, and I'm actually kinda enjoying it.  The controls are bad but I think once you get used to it you forget that.  The characters and story progression really keep me interested and I think it takes a good game to do just that.

You Are Stupid 

This is the weirdest thing I've seen anyone do on these forums. Buy a game they don't want to play for a console they don't have, thats really weird man.

" I bought the game, its only 20 bucks right, and I'm actually kinda enjoying it.  The controls are bad but I think once you get used to it you forget that.  The characters and story progression really keep me interested and I think it takes a good game to do just that. "

I'm gonna be an asshole and call you an idiot. Gas is expensive these days.

That's just... 

 
BRILLIANT. 

*runs off to buy a copy*

I guess all the subliminal message in the endurance runs finally showing it's effectiveness.

Put it under your pillow. Sweet dreams Zach style.

Sell it or, if possible, return it.

Congratulations, you bought an awful game for a console you don't own.

Amazing. Great. Nice shot. Bullseye.

That's a really weird thing to do. I mean like Deadly Premonition-weird.

Heh, I'd probably do the same if they released it over here for a tenner. I'm a collector at heart, and although I don't own a 360, it would be a nice memento of Brad pulling Brads and other stupid stuff over the course of this quick look.

 Congratulations on joining the madness. 
 
Pro-Tip:Try to enjoy this game with a friend.

"  Congratulations on joining the madness.   Pro-Tip:Try to enjoy this game with a friend. "

I like the thumbs up you gave.

Zach is proud of you.

WHY ISN'T THIS GAME OUT HERE YET?!?1?1/1?1/1 
 
 
ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH 
 
I NEED IT

" Why the hell would you spend $20 on a poor quality game for a console you don't even own? Damn dude. "

But I think the largest problem has to be the fact that I do not own an Xbox 360.  I'm not sure what I'm going to do with this game, but I am sure that I'm slowly losing my sanity... "

The game is actually not too bad. I'm not denying that the graphics are bad and the production quality is pretty low, but this game does have a certain charm to it. You need to play it to find out. 
 
That aside, this was a stupid purchase considering you don't own a 360. I don't know, mount it over your fireplace?

" when will this deadly premonition shit end?  "

" Um, you don't own a 360. You can't play this. Why the fuck did you buy it? "

So you bought a shitty game for a console you don't own simply due to the fact that some dudes on a website are playing it and posting videos of said experience every weekday. 
 
Why?

*Attempts her best Nature Channel-ish British accent*  

We are witnessing a rabid consumer in his natural habitat. Notice the glazed over eyes, the mouth slightly agape, and the monotonous murmur it emits, much like a zombie. That murmur is actually much like a mating call, but rather than seeking mates it is attempting to find an alpha male or female to tell it what to purchase next. 

I guess it might go out of print. 

Former 1up-er Shane Bettenhausen is proud.

You are stupid.

Leave it in the wrapper, sell it for mad cash when it becomes rare. Watch the ER and be happy you can't play it.

i bought a copy too, i consider it, a piece of collection

The map is by far the worst part.  Once you do some side missions and upgrade your stuff, everything else is at least tolerable.  Just think of the actual game as something necessary you have to trudge through to get to those awesome cinematics!

You're one of the people that bought a Star Trek Online lifetime subscription because Jeff did too, aren't you?

" You're one of the people that bought a Star Trek Online lifetime subscription because Jeff did too, aren't you? "

I bought a 360 for this game. Well worth it. 

Now go buy a 360 and enjoy this bizarre game. I'd do that too, but I live in Europe!

The whole point of the ER is for them to sacrifice their own sanity for the good of gaming kind!! You're just encouraging a sequel, which the GB dudes will probably be forced to pick up and play.
 
You sir, are one cruel, twisted individual. I hope Zach turkey-slaps you in your sleep!

HAHA OH WOW YOU ARE SO DUMB I CANT BELIVE YOU BOUGHT THIS GAME AND YOU DONT EVEN OWN THE SYSTEM HAHAHAHAHAH
~ASSDAN

And I hate that big nosed douchenozzle from the Mighty Boosh. But I watch it anyway.

why would people buy this game period?  
 
who cares if its unique of charming, it still sucks, and being fun to play overrides all

Give it as a gift to one of your friends, you have no use for it anyway.

" why would people buy this game period?   who cares if its unique of charming, it still sucks, and being fun to play overrides all "