slax0r

" "The blacksmith can repair items." Holy smokes, how can anyone upon hearing that, not get even more excited for this game?  Hi J. Wilson, please never narrate ever again. "

Somewhat busier than usual in here today. :P
 
Anyway, if there is no way to build epic dong masterpieces, then I'm out.

It had to be Super Mario Bros.  Before then, I didn't really know what a video game was, since I was only five.  
 
Of course, Star Fox taught me the word methodically.

Why does Kotaku need to be mentioned in this article at all? 
 
Anyway, good change.

There were 6 games on this Top 5 and 4 games on Ryan's Top 5.
 
AM I TAKING CRAZY PILLS?!

" Let me get this straight. They won't add a graphic standard that has been around for years, and just about everyone can use, yet they are going to use 3-D, something only a handful of people have the capability to use?   I know 3D is the big new thing nowadays, but to completely neglect a thing as anti-aliasing seems pretty lazy to me. "

Does it really matter all that much?  They don't review every game and I think the Quick Look is good enough that it'll give you a feel for the game by watching it.  Certainly not important enough to warrant creating weird conspiracy theories around it.  Let's be level-headed at least.

" @FlamingHobo:  Audiogenic Software Ltd. "

Super Metroid.  It is the Best Game™ 

I love the 250gb hard drive.  Not worth upgrading my Elite just quite yet though.