There is not enough Twilight in this blog.

@Sparklykiss: Pffffffft. As if that could or would ever happen.

@Sparklykiss: I don't think I could draw those.

Guess I draw like an amoeba.

@Still_I_Cry: I draw like a child. It's a thing.

@SeriouslyNow said:

@Claude said:

Ponies are out and horses are in...in Skyrim.

Oh yeah?

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If I could do this in my game I WOULD. wantwantwantwantwantwant.

Ponies are out and horses are in...in Skyrim.

@Sparklykiss: Oh, well at least they are better than what I can draw.

Not like that means much. In fact, saying that was pointless.

Oh well.

@Eudoxia: You had to download it at some point? Shit man. I played in 2006. ...And still peek in at time to time. The whole site is just bonkers and kind of gross. :/

@Still_I_Cry: Now, they aren't good. Oh god no, not at all. But this is the latest thing I've drawn in under 4 minutes. It was for a little contest that Riezner had over Twitter to draw the chat dragon:

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And a derpy Shy Guy from some art-template thread here. I forgot what. But that was fun... We should do those more. Just sayin'. Yep.

@courtney12490: One of these days you're not going to like me very much. Just a suspicion!

I love you <3

And I like your sister less and less the more that I hear about her...

@Sparklykiss: I would like to see derpy looking creatures.

@Sparklykiss said:

@Still_I_Cry: Haha, nah, I didn't draw those. Does that make it worse? Probably. I actually draw derpy looking creatures and monsters because if I fuck up on those at least it looks intentional. Skyrim's been pretty good to me. Just started up my Silver-Tongued Lizard Wizard who hates dirt and grimy and is super uppity... He's going to be glorious.

@Eudoxia: It's not like you've registered on those sites or anything! Nope! And I honestly think that's a good service. He's learning about doll making games! It's a real eye opener or something like that! And that pony song is just awful, isn't it? It really helps me to log in as fast as possible Kidding! I don't play that game... I could have linked you to Gaia Online if I was really awful. :)

OH NO U DIDN'T JUST LINK THAT!!!!!!! I still keep getting newsletter form Gaia Online and they wont stop coming! I got a beta invite for it back in the day, installed it, logged in and immediately logged back out.

Ponies are out and horses are in...in Skyrim.

That song is pretty good.

@Still_I_Cry: Haha, nah, I didn't draw those. Does that make it worse? Probably. I actually draw derpy looking creatures and monsters because if I fuck up on those at least it looks intentional. Skyrim's been pretty good to me. Just started up my Silver-Tongued Lizard Wizard who hates dirt and grimy and is super uppity... He's going to be glorious.

@Eudoxia: It's not like you've registered on those sites or anything! Nope! And I honestly think that's a good service. He's learning about doll making games! It's a real eye opener or something like that! And that pony song is just awful, isn't it? It really helps me to log in as fast as possible Kidding! I don't play that game... I could have linked you to Gaia Online if I was really awful. :)

@Sparklykiss: I wish i had never clicked on those links. I will be scarred for life now. SeriouslyNow was sitting next to me as I clicked on them. He feels he has been utterly Griefed by you. lol

"I could sit and cook"

This is a novelty?

Also, I haven't played any of those games except Skyrim and I think it is superb.

Call of Dookie 3 is not my kind of game so..

I am not into racing sims either.

I have one question..

Dolls?

You draw those and such?

They look pretty good if so.

I am not saying that because you are a female. Nope.

Reading this blog is like reading the inner workings of someone's id. And I'm not talking about the software company either. It was... enlightening?

Also, sitting alone next to two people who are really into each other can be extremely uncomfortable. I've had to play makeout police with my sister and her dumb boyfriend before. Not fun.

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd I think I'm taking a vay-cay from Modern Warfare 3. Yes, a vay-cay. Sandman or whatever is the worst to follow. He just sits there... Looking at the back of this crate like it's going to do something. HNNGH.

@Eudoxia: I don't, either. I just know that I started making a few because it was funny at the time and it's spiraled out of control. At least I'm not playing things like Miss Bimbo, Lady Popular, or Pony VS Pony...

@Hailinel: This makes me regret my Cooking Mama, Camping Mama, and Crafting Mama purchases even less and less. :D

@Alaska_Gamer: Yeah, I've sat on quite a few of these I just never got around to doing them. I've been so busy with the podcast (lol hiatus), school, work, and just wanting to actually play that I didn't even really care to update. But, yeah! Don't anticipate this to be a regular thing again, though. I suck with setting up potential disappointment!

Did someone say "cabbages?"

The dolls scare me and I do not understand the point of them. :/

USA USA USA USA USA SAU USsss//23*file///error/jph232

It's about time we saw one of these again.

And a few of the things in here (the dolls for example) are indeed horrible things. But that's point.

HA! Flying llama brownie peanuts are all the rave these days. I totally agree.

@Psycosis said:

I have yet to read this but I did a search for my name and it didn't show up in the main text! I'm hurt!

...I guess I'll read.

EDIT: I totally read it! Don't really have much to comment on except I really want to read those blogs you intended to post up and WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU AND THAT DOLL MAKER GOD DAMN.

HEY, FORGET YOU BUDDY. MAKING DOLLS IS FUN. And some of those blogs were from me being all #angstwoeisme and intended for Tumblr... But, um, some of the ones for here were also #angstwoeisme but less so... And full of emotes... I think it's best for all that we don't go down that path.

I have yet to read this but I did a search for my name and it didn't show up in the main text! I'm hurt!

...I guess I'll read.

EDIT: I totally read it! Don't really have much to comment on except I really want to read those blogs you intended to post up and WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU AND THAT DOLL MAKER GOD DAMN.

@dvdhaus: That's what I've been told. I remember helping my sister back at GameStop last year and getting minimal thanks for it. That was pretty awful. But a good amount of kids got less games based on movies that year. So I think I did my part. I work pretty short days, I just hope they give me that Saturday to recover. I'd like that.

I call that sort of thing "Duck-Duck-Goose" sickness. Since it's a cycle and has only two options like that game! ...I also made that up just now. I'm only playing this because my sister is all "Look how kyoooooooooooooot~ my orc is! She's so kyoooooooot! I'm kyooooooooooot~!" and I just want to beat the shit out of her orc... I mean, um, what? Who said that?

I want to play Layton again, personally. Really diggin' that series. Hate how it took me so long to get to it. But, yeah. I don't think PTW will be gone for that long! Just have to fix my situation here and it wouldn't hurt if PsEG wasn't busy with constantly being on Forza 4 real life. At least slowbird is forever reliable. :D ...Kinda! :D

Man working retail on Black Friday brings back horror stories. I was lucky enough to work at a store that those sales started a week before, but the people still expected better deals that day. I will say this though, that day flies by because you are so busy. Sucks about your sister breaking shit.

Skyrim has consumed all my game playing time, since I started feeling better. It's been a weird past couple days. I remember MW3 coming in the mail, watching Jeff shoot dudes on an afternoon Throwdown. Then SICK,SICK,Doctor,SICK. Then Skyrim cured all. Haven't even touched MW3 even though I see my brother-in-law playing it.

Just 8 days of work til vacation again after Thanksgiving. Maybe I'll be able to break away from Skyrim then to finish Uncharted 3, or play Assassin's Creed Revelations.

Sucks about PTW, we shall never forget!

@Video_Game_King: I did my first blog before he did, so if anything, he's learned from a master. <3

EDIT: Yep, now I'm going through all of my files and found blogs that I had intended to post between the times of this time last year 'til April of this year. And junk that was meant for last month. I, uh, those are embarrassing. I'm not going to bring that up anymore! My OCD then was scary.

You didn't say anything mean, but you did steal his layout and stuff. I think.

@Video_Game_King: Oh gosh, I hope not! I didn't say anything mean about him, did I? CONFOUND YOU, SUB-CONSCIOUS.

@ssj4raditz: Yeah. She does that a lot. We get along some of the time, but most days I wouldn't mind if she turned into a bunny. I wouldn't mind having a younger bunny. But if she bit me, I would take out all of her teeth.

You're sister sounds like a dick. I hate it when people mess with my stuff. I'd eventually punch her in the throat if she did that to me.

@Video_Game_King said:

(By the way, is there a term for a female My Little Pony fan?)

Some people call them "Pegasisters", others just accept "Brony" as a genderless term.

Man, Psycosis is going to be so pissed. *grabs popcorn, awaits Battle of the Bronies* (By the way, is there a term for a female My Little Pony fan?)

Oh man, remember when I wrote these? ...I don't, either! And as far I care, the only date format is MM/DD/YYYY. The ONLY format. GOD BLESS AMERICA, USA, USA, USA!

*Cough* Anyways, I'mma slap some words up and this is the part where everyone shakes their head in shame. I know it's what I'd do! But maybe doing things I would do is dangerous. Not everyone is a fan. Trust me, or not. Regardless, that power is YOURS.

Pass The Whiskey - Hiatus AKA I am employed now and it kind of sucks but money is always nice

I haven't announced this anywhere! Nor did I inform my co-hosts, PsEG and slowbird. But, uh, I've got shitty Internet, you guys. I can't do much as of right now with it and that episode we did with our not-so-special-special-guest is just going to have to be a lost episode. But those are fun, people like those, right? I know that as soon as I submit this saying "We takin' a break, you guys!" we'll probably scrape up something within a week or two. That's how everything goes with me. :D

But that seriously may not see any updates for a hot minute. I've been so busy working all the time so that I can build a rocket that sends all icky things straight into the sun attend PAX East next year. Nearly there, too! I'm going to have so many dolla-dolla bills. :D Gonna be dope. Unless, well, Mom enters the No Fun Zone™ and makes me be responsible. Pfft. AS IF, LADY.

Now that I think about it, money sort of sucks. Gets you things, sure, but it's, ugh, I don't even want to think about. Why? Because hospital bills are stupid and I hate them. Loathe. Despise. Would much rather be stuck with rainbow pee for forever over that. ...actually, that'd be interesting. My body could generate gross rainbows on command.

Making Dolls

Man, and I thought I was done with these. I guess not. I'm not even going to upload all the other ones I've done. But here is what I have from the summer:

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I have an addiction. And no, I don't wish to be cured.

Broken Shit AKA MY SISTER IS A CHARMER

My sister messed up the USB port... things... on my 360 by yanking stuff out from across the room, like play and charge stuff. Or our Rock Band controllers and the like. She also jammed up my disc tray because it opens a bit slower than hers. I was napping and she really wanted to play Skyrim so she started messing with my stuff and now there are weird gashes all on it. Thanks, sis, you're too kind. <3 Knotting my headsets after you used them is sweet, too. I love those random buzzing noises so much!

I don't mind her using my things, I just wish she'd, y'know, take a bit more care of them. She's not very delicate with her own things, but at least show some respect for stuff I bought, goodness. Leaving games and other discs out is also a pain. OR PUTTING THEM IN THE WRONG BOX BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO STAND UP AND TAKE TWO STEPS. HNNNNGH.

Also a bit grumpy that I had to sit with her in a small room and a guy she liked. Sorry, Mom, I couldn't babysit anymore. It was so gross holy fuck.

You know what helps me not make dolls or grump over my sister? Playing stuff. I actually have been playing an assload of different games, but I'll just cover the big three for me right now.

Call of Dookie Duty: Modern Warfare 3

Heehee, dookie*. Anyways, I've only tampered with the single player so far and... Well, I'm not exactly won over. Sure, it's mindless fun. But the way they take you by the hand are all "Okay, Sonny, we're going to be right here and shoot some guys. When we're ready, we'll move up a few more feet. And don't worry about getting lost, we're going to make this linear, alright? Don't get too far out of my sight, though! It's dangerous in that big bad world out there!" (Actually, having Price say something like makes me laugh. Must be the facial hair of his.)

And I'm approximately a third of the way through the game. It's had a lot of vehicles. I know I'd heard about there being a lot, but I don't remember being on foot much for some reason. It's, odd. But that just makes it more hand-holdy it seems. Like "Okay, m'boy, we're going to sit you in this truck and give you this big shiny gun. Remember, lad, it isn't a toy. But you don't have to worry about being lost, I'll drive and tell you when it's okay to get out." or something. I haven't touched the multiplayer at all, but I'll be sure to once I've gotten deeper in. I won't be treading Spec Ops until I've "earned it" by completing the story. I don't remember Veteran going by this fast previously. Either I've improved or-Hey, loosen your grip, Soap, I can't feel my fingers! :P

*I like this game, just something is a bit grating, no hate! Just teasing. <3 Although this franchise would improve TREMENDOUSLY if everytime you saw Price his mustache grew. 'Til you get to the end of the game he's just a mustache with a hat and gun. I'd love that so much.

This is the music I shoot dudes to, btw. Try it. It makes it more fun. :D

Forza 4

It's... Basically more Forza. But I love it. Everything is so shiny and wonderful. The amount of gloss in this game rivals the amount of gloss on a prostitute's lips. ...Meaning that Forza 4 is sexy. Yeah!

I've mostly done things like make cutiemarks of various My Little Pony characters, Nyan Cat, and working on some Legends of the Hidden Temple and GUTS logos. It's hard to make driving a priority when I'm in the storefront all of the time, but it's so much fun. I didn't really get deep into that before in Forza 3, but now? Oh man. So many cutiemarks.

I've also started trying to play with no assists. I'm usually that squirrely car fishtailing all over, spinning out, and is covered in rainbows. Avoid me, please. It's not safe.

Skyrim

It tickles my fancy that in started snowing here when this game was released. I haven't done much of anything at all, mostly due to sharing one copy, but what I have done is phenomenal. I could sit and cook, smith, enchant, chop wood, mine, etc. for forever. I have so much raiding the pantries and gardens/farms of others. I'm a sucker for getting myself "established" in a town and trading and getting familiar with the villagers and the citizens in Skyrim. At least the amount of repeats isn't as bad as before. :D That makes this so magical for me.

I've also got more characters than I have any right to, but I've been setting up the guidelines I want my playthroughs to follow early. I'm five like that. I've barely scratched the surface on the main story and have been all over just meeting people and poking my head in a few dungeons and caves.

I... I don't want to fight dragons. I just want to live in a nice house with a husband with a good job and have all of the babies and a pony and keep a plethora of cabbages in barrels for the rest of my life in Skyrim. I want to make everything smell like cabbage. This is the ultimate goal.

Now for the rest of this blog that you probably don't care about! Maybe I should retitle this to "Who Really Gives a Shit? I Don't!" or just "IDGAF" or something equally classy!

Employment

As miserable as going to work is, I'm super glad I can say I'm working. I mentioned it above already, but I work a small amount of hours but I make a pretty decent amount. I'm a little bummed about working Black Friday at 4am, but what can you do? I work 4am to 9am every day anyways. But that day just worries me a bit. I'll survive, though. I'm a big girl! :D

Being a "Big Girl"

That happy moment up there was short! But I was lying a bit when I said I was a big girl. I've been losing it, so HA. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. TAKE THAT, BODY FAT, I WILL VANQUISH YOU. YOU CAN COUNT ON IT. YOU WILL WISH THAT YOU HADN'T MESSED WITH ME. I mean, I'm still the size of a brick house, but now I'm nearing the size of an affordable brick house. I owe working a bit more to this, really. So these go hand in hand in a way. I'm fine with that.

Unrelated, but it's a part of image, right? I've got purple hair now. It's dope. I'm so happy about it. Makes me just a wee bit giddy. <3

Membership To The Elite Troll Squad

...Oh, that's not what the red Moderator tag means? OH FUCK, I HAVE DONE ALL OF THIS WRONG. I really don't want to focus on this for too long, but thought I'd bring it up in case people who are all "The fuck? Who is Sparklykiss?" and now they can know a little more! Or something! I'm not huge on posting constantly, but I do try to be as active in other ways. So that's really cool, right? If you see a massive influx of purple in the chats here, pretty good chance that's me. ...So, uh... hi! Let's be friends or something! I'll post on your wall and refresh your page a few times to give you quest points! But don't take that as flirting, that'd be weird. OH GOD, that'd be weird.

But sending out Mod Blasts isn't! There need to be more happy making messages there. Or pony talk! I love Pony Talk! :D

SO YEP

I don't know what to put at the end of this, really. But I do believe that TheDudeOfGaming will be proud. I don't think I said y'all at all this time!

'Til next time, y'all!