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Nov. 5, 2009
  • The early Castlevania games are pretty hard, but I never felt that the games were super unfair or frustrating.  Challenging?  Yes.  Unfair at times?  Sure, but so are the Mega Man games, and, like Mega Man, Castlevania is a classic.  Also, I've always wondered why that weird mid-air staircase was there.  The first time I saw it I thought I had to actually try and reach it, which obviously I never ...
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Oct. 20, 2009
  • Splitterguy had a submission approved for Sonic's Ultimate Genesis Collection and earned 2 points (for a total of 1,662 points).
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  • @tayruh: I haven't played Underworld yet, but I plan on buying it at some point.  It's pretty low on my list though.  The biggest problem with Legend was that I didn't feel like it was Lara's "glorious return" like so many said.  It felt more like the original Lara disappeared and was replaced by a different Lara that looked, sounded, and acted a lot like the regular Lara, but wasn't.  ...
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  • As someone who's played every Tomb Raider game up until Underworld and been loyal to the series since the beginning, I feel like the Tomb Raider series has fucked around with its fans so much now that I've given up on the series anyway.  Seriously, them rebooting the series doesn't surprise me at all.  Even Legend (which was a good game) all but abandoned much of what I liked about ...
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  • Splitterguy commented on the achievement Sentinel Ally
    I think the problem is that Ashely is just way more popular, and (*SPOILERS*) you have to choose between them at some point.
    5 months, 3 weeks ago
May 11, 2009
Splitterguy's Reviews
An experience that is like nothing else. (X360)
Mass Effect should be legendary.  It could have been remembered for years to come as a pinnacle of video gaming.  It could have been revolutionary.  Sadly, though, it ends up tripping over its own potential by effectively ruining its own immersion.So what's so legendary about Mass Effect?  Well, first of ...
Reviewed by Splitterguy on Dec. 23, 2008
Soulless Crap, more like. (X360)
Who is this game for?  I wondered this the entire time I played it.  The game feels like it wants to be both accessible to newcomers, while simultaneously trying to be up there in the ranks of games like Street Fighter or Tekken.  This game doesn't come close to either.The ...
Reviewed by Splitterguy on Dec. 4, 2008

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Maybe not as"filled with fun" as it could have been. (X360)
Viva Pinata opens with a sickeningly catchy theme song that wouldn't be out of place in a Nickelodeon Saturday morning cartoon series.  A pre-schooler's one.  It even comes with a "why not to talk to people you don't know on the internet" video in the main menu.  Despite this, the ...
Reviewed by Splitterguy on Nov. 13, 2008
The worst WW2 game in recent memory. (WII)
A few years ago, my friend and I would get into arguments about which was better: Call of Duty, or Medal of Honor.  The both of us had only ever had the ability to play the PS2 versions of both games.  No matter what was said, it always came down ...
Reviewed by Splitterguy on Oct. 27, 2008
Haunting. (X360)
    Condemned: Criminal Origins is quite possibly the scariest game ever developed.  This might seem crazy...Condemned is scarier than Silent Hill, Resident Evil, or Clock Tower?  Hell yeah it is.  Scarier than those games combined.    The game opens with our hero, Ethan Thomas, investigating a crime in a condemned building ...
Reviewed by Splitterguy on Aug. 18, 2008


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Worst Games I Own
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Jeff 4 days, 3 hours ago
Game of the Day: Rambo: First Blood Part II (SMS)
coonce 4 days, 20 hours ago
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screeley 5 days, 23 hours ago
Working on Giant Bomb's search.
gpbmike 1 week ago
gpbmike is sorry for running people off the road in forza tonight. I didn't mean it. Except for that chrisd guy. He deserved it.
snide 1 week, 3 days ago
snide should finish DAO tonight.
andy 2 weeks, 4 days ago
working on some new status changes
drewbert 3 weeks ago
But of all the level 20 support gunners, Roland was the best.
Ryan 3 weeks, 4 days ago
Ryan's status has changed!