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  • The early Castlevania games are pretty hard, but I never felt that the games were super unfair or frustrating.  Challenging?  Yes.  Unfair at times?  Sure, but so are the Mega Man games, and, like Mega Man, Castlevania is a classic.  Also, I've always wondered why that weird mid-air staircase was there.  The first time I saw it I thought I had to actually try and reach it, which obviously I never ...
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  • Splitterguy had a submission approved for Sonic's Ultimate Genesis Collection and earned 2 points (for a total of 1,662 points).
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  • @tayruh: I haven't played Underworld yet, but I plan on buying it at some point.  It's pretty low on my list though.  The biggest problem with Legend was that I didn't feel like it was Lara's "glorious return" like so many said.  It felt more like the original Lara disappeared and was replaced by a different Lara that looked, sounded, and acted a lot like the regular Lara, but wasn't.  ...
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  • As someone who's played every Tomb Raider game up until Underworld and been loyal to the series since the beginning, I feel like the Tomb Raider series has fucked around with its fans so much now that I've given up on the series anyway.  Seriously, them rebooting the series doesn't surprise me at all.  Even Legend (which was a good game) all but abandoned much of what I liked about ...
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Splitterguy's Reviews
An experience that is like nothing else. (X360)
Mass Effect should be legendary.  It could have been remembered for years to come as a pinnacle of video gaming.  It could have been revolutionary.  Sadly, though, it ends up tripping over its own potential by effectively ruining its own immersion.So what's so legendary about Mass Effect?  Well, first of ...
Reviewed by Splitterguy on Dec. 23, 2008
Soulless Crap, more like. (X360)
Who is this game for?  I wondered this the entire time I played it.  The game feels like it wants to be both accessible to newcomers, while simultaneously trying to be up there in the ranks of games like Street Fighter or Tekken.  This game doesn't come close to either.The ...
Reviewed by Splitterguy on Dec. 4, 2008

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Maybe not as"filled with fun" as it could have been. (X360)
Viva Pinata opens with a sickeningly catchy theme song that wouldn't be out of place in a Nickelodeon Saturday morning cartoon series.  A pre-schooler's one.  It even comes with a "why not to talk to people you don't know on the internet" video in the main menu.  Despite this, the ...
Reviewed by Splitterguy on Nov. 13, 2008
The worst WW2 game in recent memory. (WII)
A few years ago, my friend and I would get into arguments about which was better: Call of Duty, or Medal of Honor.  The both of us had only ever had the ability to play the PS2 versions of both games.  No matter what was said, it always came down ...
Reviewed by Splitterguy on Oct. 27, 2008
Haunting. (X360)
    Condemned: Criminal Origins is quite possibly the scariest game ever developed.  This might seem crazy...Condemned is scarier than Silent Hill, Resident Evil, or Clock Tower?  Hell yeah it is.  Scarier than those games combined.    The game opens with our hero, Ethan Thomas, investigating a crime in a condemned building ...
Reviewed by Splitterguy on Aug. 18, 2008


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Worst Games I Own
a list of 9 items by Splitterguy
Brad 1 hour, 13 minutes ago
Fired up Braid on a whim this morning and instantly solved the puzzle that had me stumped for a year. What the eff.
Jeff 1 hour, 46 minutes ago
My new power to change the GB homepage's tagline at will is surely going to lead to ruin.
coonce 2 hours, 24 minutes ago
new frontdoor looks sweet!
Ryan 2 hours, 44 minutes ago
play on, player! RT @FINALLEVEL: http://twitpic.com/qdjt0 - Daily Pic: Name this Bay Area Mack!
snide 10 hours, 49 minutes ago
How did I not know Meat Loaf did an album with Ted Nugent in the 70s? Wow.
andy 20 hours, 57 minutes ago
Has anyone found a clever solution to solve Django's lack of a "ready-to-go" signal? Something that works with both web and mgmt commands?
gpbmike 21 hours, 38 minutes ago
trying out this CleverCSS stuff
Vinny 1 week, 1 day ago
So easy to join! RT @jeffgerstmann: Square's new Scientology recruitment video. That guy looks so calm and in-control! http://bit.ly/3OtQH2