TheBlackPigeon

This...is the greatest handgun ever made. The Colt Single Action Army.

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    This...is the greatest handgun ever made. The Colt Single Action Army.
  • TheBlackPigeon tweeted
    LARPing is probably the best decision I've ever made. Deal with it.
  • TheBlackPigeon tweeted
    A Tale of Two Skiffies.
  • TheBlackPigeon tweeted
    The quality of my tweets are terrible. #dealwithit.
  • TheBlackPigeon tweeted
    I love it when people say "Lose weight, you lazy asshole." Like it's something you can do by snapping your fingers.
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    #Neverwinter games have always heralded the coming of a new PC in my den. Perhaps a closed beta invitation is in my future.....
  • TheBlackPigeon tweeted
    The people who reviewed #bioshockinfinite were obviously paid off, because anyone who likes something you hate is obviously a plant.
  • TheBlackPigeon tweeted
    "Pernicious Patriarchy" sounds like the name of my new pro wrestling stable.
  • TheBlackPigeon tweeted
    I'm still waiting for a figure skater who speaks in a gravelly, Snake Plissken-esque voice.
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    #TombRaider has reaffirmed my belief that #LaraCroft is one of the manliest men ever. I'm expecting her to grow #Kenshiro eyebrows...
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    #LaraCroft is the Croftiest Croft to ever Croft a tomb. For real, yo.
  • TheBlackPigeon tweeted
    What did the vegans say to the musician? Why don't you hummus a tune? #badjokes

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