Why this, of ALL things!? For those of you who do not know what I'm talking about, then congratulations! The nightmares have yet to reach you. I am talking, of course, of Planet Laika, Quintet's last credited game. Oh, you'll understand why when you see the terror that is Planet Laika.
Now two things to warn you about before I begin this nightmare. First, because of the special situation this game occupies, updates may not be daily. It's not like Persona 3, where I have WAY too many screenshots and I don't have to worry about missing a day, or Belle's Quest, where I'm already done with the game. I only play this a couple hours a day, and a lot of that is spent trying to understand what is being said. Oh, that reminds me of the second warning: all of this is in Japanese. Now I will translate all the text to the best of my abilities, but given my skill with the language (proficient), expect my translations to be kinda loose. Hopefully, nothing drastic, but not a 1:1 literal translation. If any of you notice anything REALLY wrong, feel free to bitch at me in the comments.
Be grateful that I put this all behind a spoiler block. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Definitely looks interesting, but then there might be a reason it's the only Quintet game that didn't get a localization (well, besides their mediocre Saturn output). You ever play Granstream Saga? That's pretty bizarre too. Heck, all of Quintet's games are bizarre in one way or another, but they seemed to go all out with their PS1 games. They were the Cavia of their day, really.
(Meanwhile, I'm setting up a far less interesting Screenshot LP for this month's TurboMento. I'm thinking of just getting the bald goon done and out of the way with. Can't avoid that knuckle dragger forever.)
Long ago, back in season 2, alongside Donkey Kong Country Returns. I don't remember it being this batshit crazy, though, even near the end, when magical children recited Buddhist lore (or whatever).
@video_game_king: Well the plot was your general floating islands fantasy stuff, but everything around it was kind of weird. Like how you could find the strongest weapon in the game (by quite a significant leap, no less) by poking around a completely inconspicuous spot in one of the earliest dungeons, or how all the combat was this one-on-one fighter game nonsense where you magically had to call up your armor and weapon each time.
I just found out that it was published by THQ in the US, as was Quest 64. Now why couldn't those two have made the "THQ RIP" stream?
Everything around it was kind of weird. Like how you could find the strongest weapon in the game (by quite a significant leap, no less) by poking around a completely inconspicuous spot in one of the earliest dungeons
I used the shit out of that exploit, turning most fights into "how fast you can press the button" bouts. It wasn't even a dungeon, if I remember correctly; it was just a corner in some guy's basement.
I get that there are humans (or faces at least) and martians but what are the main characters supposed to be? Are they the martians? Are their faces the monsters?
For sure, man. A bizzare space mystery based around the mars face and Russian space dogs? Where do I sign? Also I'm pretty sure by your captions that humans are all dead from the end of the world they brought and the dogs are the evolved civilization of dogs that sees humans as a boogeyman. But I know nothing about the game besides the images you posted. I'd love to know more though.
Illusion of Gaia! That game was alright. Little kid me never got past that final boss, something that still bugs me to this day.
Man, I still have the t-shirt that came with the game. Only game I can ever remember that came with one packed in. I don't remember how they stuffed it in that SNES box.
Man, I still have the t-shirt that came with the game. Only game I can ever remember that came with one packed in. I don't remember how they stuffed it in that SNES box.
Given that Earthbound came packed with an entire strategy guide, I have to imagine games back then came in ludicrously huge boxes.
Man, I still have the t-shirt that came with the game. Only game I can ever remember that came with one packed in. I don't remember how they stuffed it in that SNES box.
Given that Earthbound came packed with an entire strategy guide, I have to imagine games back then came in ludicrously huge boxes.
I never did get Earthbound. I do recall it having a larger box as well as being ten dollars more expensive than most new releases. The original Final Fantasy also had a strategy guide packed in. It was basically just a thick manual, I think it was likely the same for Earthbound.
I can say Illusion of Gaia's box was normal as I still have mine. I wish I could remember how it was packed. The T-Shirt is pretty small though and very light weight material, I definitely can't wear it now.
Illusion of Gaia didn't need to be packed in with its strategy guide, since they put that whole thing in the back of the manual instead. I don't recall my copy having a T-shirt, but then mine happened to be called Illusion of Time so perhaps there were a few more differences.
I love all six of the Quintet SNES games it turns out. Even ActRaiser 2, as much of a disappointment it was after the first. Soul Blazer is even (indirectly) the basis for Dark Chronicle: my favorite game.
The more I see the less I understand, I thought reading the Wikipedia article would bring some clarity but no. I'm lost. I trust that future updates will explain everything
Perhaps I haven't made something clear in this entire feature. This is the first Japanese video game I've played where I've made an actual attempt to read the Japanese text rather than just mash my way through it. This game took my Japanese virginity. CAN YOU POSSIBLY COMPREHEND HOW THAT FEELS!?
What DID I get for looking at her? Find out tomorrow in this horrible mistake!
To be fair, listening to the Terranigma soundtrack has given me some pretty big nostalgia attacks, so I could tackle these games sometime in the near future. Just not now; I'm playing way too many games to make that a reality.
So I just took a shitload of screenshots for this game last night, and one of those hallucinatory monsters shows up quite prominently. In a few days, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
For those who would like to simulate this experience for themselves:
At the very least I think it might be reaching the max weirdness that it can. I mean, if nothing makes any sense, you can't really be surprised when something nonsensical comes up, right? Leave it to Planet Laika to prove me wrong I guess, but I think on some level the worst it can do now is keep having those face close-ups.
At the very least I think it might be reaching the max weirdness that it can.
You are so laughably, horribly wrong. It's gonna get MUCH worse than close-ups. Which reminds me:
Update time!
Also, I should get around to translating and captioning the latest batch of screenshots I took. After all, they were what I was talking about with the "so much worse" part.
An update on where I am in the game itself (as opposed to this thread, because that would be redundant): I'm maybe 4 hours in, and the battles are finally starting to come into play. Instead of that, though, "enjoy" the following:
@video_game_king: So you were saying you wanted someone to post here so you could post your next installment?
(I didn't know about about the dbl post lock limit till you mentioned it)
This game looks like it was whack. That last image might have been the perfect stopping point anyway.... That's Chucky-esque creepiness goin' on there.
SERIOUSLY!? This is back!? Well, given what else I'm doing, it makes some sense. That's the only time I'll say that about Planet Laika. And here's the introduction I prepared in advance:
If I remember correctly, the horror show relents somewhat after this entry. Let us celebrate.
Perhaps now, I can kill the beast once and for all.
Before we get into any of this, let me say that a crash erased some other screenshots I took before the ones that follow. Such gems included Fey and Veronica being the same person, a zoomy face shot of April, and Chewbacca collecting December (as in "we are not kidding, the actual month December".) You can watch some of it here.
Cutscene, mostly. The game's essentially bumbling in and out of increasingly terrifying cutscenes, some sine wave fights thrown in for the hell of it. Just one of the reasons Planet Laika is so, so awful.
Cutscene, mostly. The game's essentially bumbling in and out of increasingly terrifying cutscenes, some sine wave fights thrown in for the hell of it. Just one of the reasons Planet Laika is so, so awful.
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