"Probably a gun that shoots killer bees made out of rusty razor blades covered in salt."
Salt?"
It would make the cuts (from the razor blades) hurt more. Duh.As far as imaginary guns, I'd like something like those goo guns in the Incredibles, that could stick people to the ground. I'm not really into the whole lethal damage thing in real life, and that way I could draw silly mustaches on them."
If you want silly mustaches on your enemies, why not try a Jigglypuff Gun?
GOOD trolls are hilarious. 12 year old kids who think it's funny to run around posting Mudkips everywhere are just sad."
Those aren't trolls. Those are idiots. They're probably the same assholes who spam the word "gay" on Xbox Live every time they lose, calling said loss "fucking cheap", regardless of what happened in battle.
How about the crossaw? A crossbow that fires chainsaws. And if that wasn't awesome enough, the teeth on the chainsaws are pure shark teeth. Here's a portrait of me wielding it:
Yea, you wish you could use this.
*looks above* A rocket launcher? Really? The chainsaw would destroy the barrel, and that's not even considering whether or not it'd come out. Chances are the explosive force would cause the chainsaw to explode (made more likely by the fuel in the chainsaw).
"I didn't realize that choosing to consume something that makes you happy means you hate humanity.And besides, I thought Earth Day was Misanthropy Day. "
Again, pick your damn poison. Again, no pun intended.
"Whenever I think about Hitler I always go straight to him as a child and what he was like then. I imagine he carried a teddy bear around a lot. Skip ahead a few decades and wtf happened."
You know who else carried a teddy bear as a kid? Mr. Burns. Look at him: evilest bastard in Springfield :P.
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