Mine would be one that turns them into pokemon.
What would be your ideal made-up gun?
How about the crossaw? A crossbow that fires chainsaws. And if that wasn't awesome enough, the teeth on the chainsaws are pure shark teeth. Here's a portrait of me wielding it:
*looks above* A rocket launcher? Really? The chainsaw would destroy the barrel, and that's not even considering whether or not it'd come out. Chances are the explosive force would cause the chainsaw to explode (made more likely by the fuel in the chainsaw).
"A rocket launcher that shoots chainsaws."sounds extreme...
Here's a list of cool weapons.
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_weapons_that_shoot_other_weapons_that_don%27t_exist,_but_should
A gun that shoots love. The idea is that they'd feel horribly guilty about inciting any violence against me because they are SO GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING LOOOOVVVVEEEED. Plus I have good karma for not killing people and I get sex for making people love me. Or maybe the gun gets sex. Whatever.
"JJOR64 said:And Zelda did one of those. So much for the title :P."A rocket launcher that shoots chainsaws."sounds extreme...
Here's a list of cool weapons.
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_weapons_that_shoot_other_weapons_that_don%27t_exist,_but_should
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"A gun that shoots love. The idea is that they'd feel horribly guilty about inciting any violence against me because they are SO GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING LOOOOVVVVEEEED. Plus I have good karma for not killing people and I get sex for making people love me. Or maybe the gun gets sex. Whatever."Perhaps a...Love Gun?
Seriously though, If I was shooting humans, something that could see through walls and allow me to shoot through walls also (Farsight: Perfect Dark: N64).
"Probably a gun that shoots killer bees made out of rusty razor blades covered in salt."Salt?
"Dalai said:It would make the cuts (from the razor blades) hurt more. Duh."Probably a gun that shoots killer bees made out of rusty razor blades covered in salt."Salt?"
As far as imaginary guns, I'd like something like those goo guns in the Incredibles, that could stick people to the ground. I'm not really into the whole lethal damage thing in real life, and that way I could draw silly mustaches on them.
"A rocket launcher that shoots chainsaws.Crap! I was gonna post this!
EDIT: Thanks PenguinDust for the link. Here is the rocket launcher that shoots chainsaws.
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"MasturbatingBear said:If you want silly mustaches on your enemies, why not try a Jigglypuff Gun?"Dalai said:It would make the cuts (from the razor blades) hurt more. Duh.As far as imaginary guns, I'd like something like those goo guns in the Incredibles, that could stick people to the ground. I'm not really into the whole lethal damage thing in real life, and that way I could draw silly mustaches on them.""Probably a gun that shoots killer bees made out of rusty razor blades covered in salt."Salt?"
"TheKidNixon said:But is it a gun that shoots jiggly puffs? A gun that shoots the rays from the music that makes every one sleepy? A gun that has a marker on it? A gun that has a microphone on it? A gun with a microphone with a marker on the other side?"MasturbatingBear said:If you want silly mustaches on your enemies, why not try a Jigglypuff Gun?""Dalai said:It would make the cuts (from the razor blades) hurt more. Duh.As far as imaginary guns, I'd like something like those goo guns in the Incredibles, that could stick people to the ground. I'm not really into the whole lethal damage thing in real life, and that way I could draw silly mustaches on them.""Probably a gun that shoots killer bees made out of rusty razor blades covered in salt."Salt?"
"Video_Game_King said:All that and more..."TheKidNixon said:But is it a gun that shoots jiggly puffs? A gun that shoots the rays from the music that makes every one sleepy? A gun that has a marker on it? A gun that has a microphone on it? A gun with a microphone with a marker on the other side?""MasturbatingBear said:If you want silly mustaches on your enemies, why not try a Jigglypuff Gun?""Dalai said:It would make the cuts (from the razor blades) hurt more. Duh.As far as imaginary guns, I'd like something like those goo guns in the Incredibles, that could stick people to the ground. I'm not really into the whole lethal damage thing in real life, and that way I could draw silly mustaches on them.""Probably a gun that shoots killer bees made out of rusty razor blades covered in salt."Salt?"
"MasturbatingBear said:You know what? Your right. Also Sharp, salty hate is probably the best thing Ive read on these forums."Yea I was just joking, just more of a, dude seriously? kind of thing."Who wouldn't want a gun that shoots sharp, salty hate? Seriously."
"A gun that fires bullets would be pretty good."lack of imagination ?
i want a gun that shoots daggers
so when i shot someone they would be all like "Ow you stabbed me"
then i would say " actually i shot you"
"HandsomeDead said:And you could actually get a headshot with a knife."A gun that fires bullets would be pretty good."lack of imagination ?i want a gun that shoots daggersso when i shot someone they would be all like "Ow you stabbed me"then i would say " actually i shot you""
"ZombieHunter said:Isn't that what guns essentially are?"HandsomeDead said:And you could actually get a headshot with a knife.""A gun that fires bullets would be pretty good."lack of imagination ?i want a gun that shoots daggersso when i shot someone they would be all like "Ow you stabbed me"then i would say " actually i shot you""
"MasturbatingBear said:Hmm kinda yea. but still a headshot WITH A KNIFE. Only thing better than my see through walls gun would be a see through walls gun that has another end for dispensing ham sandwiches. And bitches. If one thing is my weakness, its the bitches."ZombieHunter said:Isn't that what guns essentially are?""HandsomeDead said:And you could actually get a headshot with a knife.""A gun that fires bullets would be pretty good."lack of imagination ?i want a gun that shoots daggersso when i shot someone they would be all like "Ow you stabbed me"then i would say " actually i shot you""
"A gun that shoots bullets."What is with you people that tittle of the topic is what would be you ideal "MADE UP" gun
im pretty sure guns that shoot bullets exist ....
"TooWalrus said:What about the pentagun?"That gun from the Simpsons that literally shot make-up.Lol, I remember that."
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"MasturbatingBear said:Holy shit I don't remember that."TooWalrus said:What about the pentagun?"That gun from the Simpsons that literally shot make-up.Lol, I remember that."
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"Bucketdeth said:Really?......"A gun that shoots bullets."What is with you people that tittle of the topic is what would be you ideal "MADE UP" gunim pretty sure guns that shoot bullet exist ...."
"Video_Game_King said:Why not apply that concept to 3D? You know, guns on the side...What about the pentagun?Lol, reminds me of this:
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"A gun that shoots love. The idea is that they'd feel horribly guilty about inciting any violence against me because they are SO GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING LOOOOVVVVEEEED. Plus I have good karma for not killing people and I get sex for making people love me. Or maybe the gun gets sex. Whatever."You just described a penis, congratulations.
Something that shoots acid coated bullets or needles would be fun. Perhaps some form of acid dart gun which injects enemies with the corrosive liquid causing them to slowly be burn't and melted to death as the acid pumps through their body?
Maybe even have it so when you hit them in the leg it burns their leg off first and slowly melts through the rest of their body while they lay on the ground in agony but unable to attack you. Morbid, gory, awesome.
"Hausdog said:You know, you never really notice how fucked up our mods are until they post in the random topics."A gun that shoots love. The idea is that they'd feel horribly guilty about inciting any violence against me because they are SO GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING LOOOOVVVVEEEED. Plus I have good karma for not killing people and I get sex for making people love me. Or maybe the gun gets sex. Whatever."You just described a penis, congratulations.Something that shoots acid coated bullets or needles would be fun. Perhaps some form of acid dart gun which injects enemies with the corrosive liquid causing them to slowly be burn't and melted to death as the acid pumps through their body?Maybe even have it so when you hit them in the leg it burns their leg off first and slowly melts through the rest of their body while they lay on the ground in agony but unable to attack you. Morbid, gory, awesome."
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