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I went on a first date...

And it kind of sucked..., it was with this girl I have been friends with for a few years. I took her out for dinner and she just seemed so desperate which was such a turn off. I could tell most of her friends have pretty much left her because she has been annoying them to the point that they hate her. I payed for dinner and then we went shopping around the mall. We went to some clothing store and basically I watched her try on clothes. She was all over me the whole night. I'm a high school student but I'm really into photography. She told me she wanted to bring over a bag of bathing suits over to my house and have me take pictures of her.

Than the mall closed so we sat out side a little bit. She started begging me to bring her to a party because no one invites her after she went on a long rant about how she looks down so much on drinking and smoking and how morally wrong she thinks it is. I teased her a little bit about it and she told me that she would do anything for me to take her... anything. That is exactly how she said it. If I actually had some sort of interest in her I would have probably said okay I want a kiss and kissed her but I was so turned off by her by the end of the night so I just igonored it. She kind of annoyed the fuck out of me the whole night and Monday at school she kept bothering me while I was with my friends. She is kind of attractive I guess, she isn't breath taking or anything but she isn't bad to look at either. My friends are kind of pushing me to get with her. I really don't know what I'm going to do.
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And it kind of sucked..., it was with this girl I have been friends with for a few years. I took her out for dinner and she just seemed so desperate which was such a turn off. I could tell most of her friends have pretty much left her because she has been annoying them to the point that they hate her. I payed for dinner and then we went shopping around the mall. We went to some clothing store and basically I watched her try on clothes. She was all over me the whole night. I'm a high school student but I'm really into photography. She told me she wanted to bring over a bag of bathing suits over to my house and have me take pictures of her.

Than the mall closed so we sat out side a little bit. She started begging me to bring her to a party because no one invites her after she went on a long rant about how she looks down so much on drinking and smoking and how morally wrong she thinks it is. I teased her a little bit about it and she told me that she would do anything for me to take her... anything. That is exactly how she said it. If I actually had some sort of interest in her I would have probably said okay I want a kiss and kissed her but I was so turned off by her by the end of the night so I just igonored it. She kind of annoyed the fuck out of me the whole night and Monday at school she kept bothering me while I was with my friends. She is kind of attractive I guess, she isn't breath taking or anything but she isn't bad to look at either. My friends are kind of pushing me to get with her. I really don't know what I'm going to do.
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okay.

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HIt it then quit it, son.  That's the only advice I'll give you.  Learn to sweeten it up so you'll be beatin' it up.

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@Wolverine said:
 I really don't know what I'm going to do.
Dude... seriously?
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@kmdrkul said:
" @Wolverine said:
 I really don't know what I'm going to do.
Dude... seriously? "

@jakob187 said:
" HIt it then quit it, son.  That's the only advice I'll give you.  Learn to sweeten it up so you'll be beatin' it up. "
Haha, really why should I? I don't like her that much but I'm still pretty young so I want your advice. Is it worth it?
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get her drunk and knock it out and tell her "the money is on the dresser baby I am done wit' you"

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My advice is to punch her in the face as hard as you can.

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@jakob187 said:
" HIt it then quit it, son. "
Fo' sho listen to this. You're not gonna get a good relationship if you think she's annoying and "not breathtaking."

Just follow your balls and take her up on her next "anything" offer. You might feel bad at first, but I think busting is worth it :D
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@Wolverine said:
" @kmdrkul said:
" @Wolverine said:
 I really don't know what I'm going to do.
Dude... seriously? "

@jakob187 said:
" HIt it then quit it, son.  That's the only advice I'll give you.  Learn to sweeten it up so you'll be beatin' it up. "
Haha, really why should I? I don't like her that much but I'm still pretty young so I want your advice. Is it worth it?
"
I regret what I didn't do in high school.  Trust me, just do as jakob said.
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New experiences, prep for college, etc. Hit it and forget it after HS.

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@Wolverine said:
"I really don't know what I'm going to do."
You're going to DO HER. And then you're going to regret it for the rest of high school because she's a crazy. If you're really lucky, she'll calm the fuck down and you'll get a semi-attractive relatively normal girlfriend. Good luck.
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Hit it if only for the experience. Or try to make her less annoying? Beats me, good luck.

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@jakob187 said:
" HIt it then quit it, son.  That's the only advice I'll give you.  Learn to sweeten it up so you'll be beatin' it up. "
I concur.
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well if she has no friends and shes not that good lookin' and bitches about stuff and bugs you .  .  .

fuck her (in whichever meaning)

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Just be sure to pack rubbers along with some black and white film.

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@Wolverine said:
"She told me she wanted to bring over a bag of bathing suits over to my house and have me take pictures of her."
Dude, you should, you know, do that.









And then post them here.
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Id do it man, high school is your time for mistakes... trust me, every day I wish i could go back to high school and do more, just be safe! ;)

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It doesn't matter if shes crazy. It all feels the same in the dark man. I would recommend not taking pictures since that shit can bite you in the ass in the future.

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@Wolverine: A message from someone who doesn't think entirely with his penis:

You said you've been her friend for a while now, and that she's been annoying her friends to the point of driving them away.  Is this normal, or is it something that's occurred only recently?  If it's begun happening recently, she's likely troubled by something.  She sounds emotionally unstable, something you can either run away from or help her through.  Regardless of whether or not you're interested in her in the romantic sense, she's your friend, and it's something you should at least try to do.

Talk to her.  Get to know the girl behind what sounds like an impossibly pretentious facade.
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@Kombat said:
" @Wolverine: A message from someone who doesn't think entirely with his penis:You said you've been her friend for a while now, and that she's been annoying her friends to the point of driving them away.  Is this normal, or is it something that's occurred only recently?  If it's begun happening recently, she's likely troubled by something.  She sounds emotionally unstable, something you can either run away from or help her through.  Regardless of whether or not you're interested in her in the romantic sense, she's your friend, and it's something you should at least try to do. "
Yeah she just started annoying me. She isn't usually that way.
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@Kombat said:
" @Wolverine: A message from someone who doesn't think entirely with his penis:You said you've been her friend for a while now, and that she's been annoying her friends to the point of driving them away.  Is this normal, or is it something that's occurred only recently?  If it's begun happening recently, she's likely troubled by something.  She sounds emotionally unstable, something you can either run away from or help her through.  Regardless of whether or not you're interested in her in the romantic sense, she's your friend, and it's something you should at least try to do. "
He can do this with his penis.
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Very simple.

Option 1: Drug her drink to knock her out.  Butcher her and stuff the parts in a garbage bag.  Now it is important to know how the dump handles the garbage.  If they bury their garbage, bring it to the dump.  If they burn it, the body parts are going to leave a bad smell that will catch addition.  If the dump doesn't work,

Option 2:  Take advantage of her desperation.  She wants photos?  Make money doing what you love.  Also consider taking videos.  Get her to do what you want.  I am not suggesting to go with porn, just go with something racy.

Option 3:  Hit it and move on.

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@MiamiRedHawks said:
I would recommend not taking pictures since that shit can bite you in the ass in the future. "
Oohh, good point. Now courts are getting very loose on kiddie pr0n definitions. So ix nay on the ick pay unless she's 18.
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PIcs or she doesn't exist.

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@PowerSerj said:
" @Wolverine said:
"She told me she wanted to bring over a bag of bathing suits over to my house and have me take pictures of her."
Dude, you should, you know, do that.And then post them here. "
Okay, I post them here if I do. It was so funny the way she asked me lol, she was I can stand next to trees and stuff.
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Slap her.

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@Kombat said:
"@Wolverine: A message from someone who doesn't think entirely with his penis:."

Well who the fuck's penis are you thinking with?!
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Dude, just make sure your claws don't come out when you're fucking her.  Your powers are a blessing and a curse, my friend.

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@needforswede said:
" Dude, just make sure your claws don't come out when you're fucking her.  Your powers are a blessing and a curse, my friend. "
What??? lol
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@Wolverine said:
" @PowerSerj said:
" @Wolverine said:
"She told me she wanted to bring over a bag of bathing suits over to my house and have me take pictures of her."
Dude, you should, you know, do that.And then post them here. "
Okay, I post them here if I do.
"
Grow the fuck up. Posting pics of an under age girl is going to get you in unnecessary trouble... for what, proving something to dudes on a forum? Don't listen to all the bullshit people are spewing.
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Did you even read his post? She's 54.

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@Stang said:
" @Wolverine said:
" @PowerSerj said:
" @Wolverine said:
"She told me she wanted to bring over a bag of bathing suits over to my house and have me take pictures of her."
Dude, you should, you know, do that.And then post them here. "
Okay, I post them here if I do.
"
Grow the fuck up. Posting pics of an under age girl is going to get you in unnecessary trouble... for what, proving something to dudes on a forum? Don't listen to all the bullshit people are spewing. "
It is just a joke Stang. I'm smart enough not to post anything stupid and plus it would be retarded if I started a thread filled with pictures of a bairly naked 17 year old. That is why I'll wait until she turns 18 and then it will be fine! XD JK I wont post them.
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Dude, just fuck her. That's all high school relationships are good for.

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Dude, just fuck her. That's all high school relationships are good for.

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@Wolverine:
If what you're saying is true, I'd be skeptical. Before I even let her touch me, I'd ask other guys about her. At my high school, guys knew who the sluts were.
She sounds like a slut to me. I've never had a thing for sluts, but I guess in high school the only girls that put out are the sluts, or the girls who date the same guy for a year and are finally ready(this is what happened with me).
She told you she wanted you to fuck her... on the first date... and she was sober. That's a bad sign man.
She wants you to photograph her in a bikini... I think she's been around the block a few times.

Of course, if you don't have a problem with having sex with a girl who's been drilled hundreds of times before, just go for it.

Once you get to college though, you'll need to learn how to decide which girls to take home with you. The ones in the bars that are falling down drunk, then whisper in your ear, "I need a good dick tonight", are the ones you need to walk away from. 
It's hard to say no, but you'll regret it if you don't.
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@Wolverine said

That is why I'll wait until she turns 18 and then it will be fine! XD JK I wont post them.


18 = post that shit! I just don't want to see you fuck yourself over. There are a lot of retards out there that would post the pics. Sorry for being a dick.

And I somehow really fucked the quote up, it is just that kind of day.
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@Commando said:
" @Wolverine:
If what you're saying is true, I'd be skeptical. Before I even let her touch me, I'd ask other guys about her. At my high school, guys knew who the sluts were.
She sounds like a slut to me. I've never had a thing for sluts, but I guess in high school the only girls that put out are the sluts, or the girls who date the same guy for a year and are finally ready(this is what happened with me).
She told you she wanted you to fuck her... on the first date... and she was sober. That's a bad sign man.
She wants you to photograph her in a bikini... I think she's been around the block a few times.

Of course, if you don't have a problem with having sex with a girl who's been drilled hundreds of times before, just go for it.

Once you get to college though, you'll need to learn how to decide which girls to take home with you. The ones in the bars that are falling down drunk, then whisper in your ear, "I need a good dick tonight", are the ones you need to walk away from. 
It's hard to say no, but you'll regret it if you don't.
"
She really isn't a slut. She went out with the same guy for a year and two months and they broke up about a year ago and all they did was make out. She went to second with some kid she was seeing for a while but that is it.
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@CowMuffins said:
" PIcs or she doesn't exist. "
This, and also. Why is Wolverine dating high school chicks?
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Wolverine, listen to me when I tell you to fuck her like a nuclear war.  It's the best thing to do.

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@jakob187 said:
" HIt it then quit it, son.  That's the only advice I'll give you.  Learn to sweeten it up so you'll be beatin' it up. "
This is what you should NOT do. You think she is clingy now... wait until after you do that.

Besides, it sounds like she has no friends and by basically using her, her self-esteem could take a serious hit... please respect her. That doesn't mean you have to date her, just let her off easy. There's nothing wrong with just being friends.
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@Wolverine said:
" @Commando said:
" @Wolverine:
If what you're saying is true, I'd be skeptical. Before I even let her touch me, I'd ask other guys about her. At my high school, guys knew who the sluts were.
She sounds like a slut to me. I've never had a thing for sluts, but I guess in high school the only girls that put out are the sluts, or the girls who date the same guy for a year and are finally ready(this is what happened with me).
She told you she wanted you to fuck her... on the first date... and she was sober. That's a bad sign man.
She wants you to photograph her in a bikini... I think she's been around the block a few times.

Of course, if you don't have a problem with having sex with a girl who's been drilled hundreds of times before, just go for it.

Once you get to college though, you'll need to learn how to decide which girls to take home with you. The ones in the bars that are falling down drunk, then whisper in your ear, "I need a good dick tonight", are the ones you need to walk away from. 
It's hard to say no, but you'll regret it if you don't.
"
She really isn't a slut. She went out with the same guy for a year and two months and they broke up about a year ago and all they did was make out. She went to second with some kid she was seeing for a while but that is it.
"
Using my analytical skills, it seems she is on a decreasing slope with relation to time spent dating, so you should be set after about a few days of going out.
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@AndrewGaspar said:
" @jakob187 said:
" HIt it then quit it, son.  That's the only advice I'll give you.  Learn to sweeten it up so you'll be beatin' it up. "
This is what you should NOT do. You think she is clingy now... wait until after you do that.Besides, it sounds like she has no friends and by basically using her, her self-esteem could take a serious hit... please respect her. That doesn't mean you have to date her, just let her off easy. There's nothing wrong with just being friends. "
I'm not mean and I wouldn't do anything to hurt her like that.
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Crazy bitch. Here's your options:

  1. Fuck her.
  2. Don't fuck her. Then wake up one night to the sound of heavy breathing, only to find her in your closet wearing a bathing suit holding a knife.
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@EVO said:
" Crazy bitch. Here's your options:
  1. Fuck her.
  2. Don't fuck her. Then wake up one night to the sound of heavy breathing, only to find her in your closet wearing a bathing suit holding a knife.
"
After reading this I started to laugh so hard that I started to choke! xD
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Whatever you do, try not to get her pregnant.

I'm not sure how I've got 4 friends (ranging 15-17) each with their own kid (or one on the way) at this point, but Jesus.
But yeah, avoid that, and fuck her.

Or this:

@BiffMcBlumpkin said:

" My advice is to punch her in the face as hard as you can. "

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@AndrewGaspar said:
" @jakob187 said:
" HIt it then quit it, son.  That's the only advice I'll give you.  Learn to sweeten it up so you'll be beatin' it up. "
This is what you should NOT do. You think she is clingy now... wait until after you do that.Besides, it sounds like she has no friends and by basically using her, her self-esteem could take a serious hit... please respect her. That doesn't mean you have to date her, just let her off easy. There's nothing wrong with just being friends. "

Best answer in the thread.
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@BiffMcBlumpkin said:
" My advice is to punch her in the face as hard as you can. "
This.

Actually, you should probably just cut off any kind of sexual/romantic relationship with her as soon as possible. There's no need to cause unnecessary drama for her or for yourself if you really don't give a shit about being with her. Like that other guy said, if you think she's annoying NOW, just wait till she starts believing that she has some kind of connection to you or power over you.

Don't hit it, just quit it.


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@Kombat said:
" @Wolverine: A message from someone who doesn't think entirely with his penis:You said you've been her friend for a while now, and that she's been annoying her friends to the point of driving them away.  Is this normal, or is it something that's occurred only recently?  If it's begun happening recently, she's likely troubled by something.  She sounds emotionally unstable, something you can either run away from or help her through.  Regardless of whether or not you're interested in her in the romantic sense, she's your friend, and it's something you should at least try to do.Talk to her.  Get to know the girl behind what sounds like an impossibly pretentious facade. "
I agree with this fellow. I don't understand how people can say stuff like hit it and quit it. You get short term gain for someone elses long term pain, I don't see why people think that it's a good idea to do something like that, especially with someone who's a friend. 

I'd see whats up too. Going by what you've said, this isn't normal behavior for her so that should be a red flag to find out why she's suddenly gone crazy. Get that girlie back into a healthy mind, you might even like her when she isn't desperatley grasping for your man-meat.
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@jakob187 said:
" HIt it then quit it, son.  That's the only advice I'll give you.  Learn to sweeten it up so you'll be beatin' it up. "
Im not much of a hit and quit it guy. But dude, LISTEN TO JAKOB187!!!
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@Wolverine said:
" I'm not going to fuck her because I want my first time to be with someone I like. I might just mess around a bit.  "
Didn't you ever see The 40 Year Old Virgin? You're putting the pussy on a pedestal, man.