The Gamers Guide To Survival Vol.1

By xAbleAssassinx February 5, 2009 2 Comments

I've just realised that gaming has taught me alot about survival, and I'd like to share this knowledge with you. For example, every gamer knows that if you ever get lost whilst driving, in a small town in the middle of nowhere (or underwater), in rediculously thick fog, the first thing you do, after leaving the car door open just incase their is a child that needs to go missing, is find a wrench/lead pipe. But what many don't realise is that to ensure safety, it is then crucial to head towards the closest ominous abandoned/haunted/cursed village or building, whilst drawing attention to yourself by screaming at the top of your voice. 

After a short period of aimless wandering and unprovoked brutal attacks, with said pipe/wrench, on whatever comes across your path, it is important to note that if you ever find a strange looking liquid/piece of food, then the only thing to do is to drink/eat/inject oneself with said liquid/food, in order to gain a selection of odd abilities/powers. If you at any point, hear a noise/see a shadow that leads you to suspect something/someone maybe heading in your direction, it is essential to freeze on the spot and not, as many may have you believe, to start running; so as to make it as easy as possible for whatever it is, to see you and as a result start chasing you. If you follow these guidelines you will have no problem staying alive. 

- xAbleAssassinx

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