" " Confronting the final bodyguard, Miloš knocks off his sunglasses and discovers that the man is missing an eye. He tries to shoot him but finds out that the gun is empty. Miloš jams his erect penis into the man's empty eye socket, killing him"  Made me lol "

Out of curiosity I went and checked the plot synopsis for this film on Wikipedia. I found this. 
 

 Miloš jams his erect penis into the man's empty eye socket, killing him.

rap or raping is used a total of six times on just the Wikipedia plot summary and there is a mention of "newborn porn." this movie sounds like the spawn of someone who thought that simply adding a rape to anything will make a movie 10x scarier. and i guess he was right.....
 
Person 1: "...and then we'll just show a baby being born."
Person 2: "Can he rape the mother?"
Person 1: "We don't want to be predictable. How about the baby?"
Person 2: "Outstanding!"

" I love hostel part 2 haha "

 I finished watching the movie about 20 minutes ago - and I still can't seem to make up my mind about what I think of it. I'm not really interested in the whole Serbia-thing.  Of course, there are potentially offending scenes galore but I prefer thinking of the film as a visually and artistically well crafted statement to the world wide discourse on media, art, pornography, life, also: love - just as said in the movie itself - though I'm not quite sure what this "statement" is. Maybe I'm going to watch it a second time, right now there are too many lines and levels in the story that come to my mind as fragments, I have to sort them first.
But all in all, not a bad movie - Silent Hill meets porn.
 
Oh, would I want to have sex after watching the film? Maybe not right after finishing it but probably at the end of the day.

Movie sucks.

I love this quote on wikipedia:
Scott Weinberg wrote "I think the film is tragic, sickening, disturbing, twisted, absurd, infuriated, and actually quite intelligent. There are those who will be unable (or unwilling) to decipher even the most basic of 'messages' buried within A Serbian Film, but I believe it's one of the most legitimately fascinating films I've ever seen. I admire and detest it at the same time. And I will never watch it again. Ever."
 
Doesn't seem like the type of film I'm interested in seeing.
 

Oddly this reminds me of a joke I heard on TV: A pair of conjoined twins were born. At school they were known as the skipping rope.

The Wiki synopsis is the most sick and twisted thing I have ever read.  But, is it art? 
 
 From the article, a movie critic "likened the movie to 'having [his] soul raped' and dissuaded anyone reading his review from ever seeing it." 
 
Sounds like a pretty resounding, "No."

" These movies literally make me sick. But... Why am I so morbidly interested right now? I know I shouldn't watch this, but if I don't, I've got the feeling I'm missing out on something. Please, let a sensible person tell me not to watch this. "

Alotta kneejerk reactions here (And not to sound to snooty, but most of them are immature as hell)
I wasn't sure if this was just low-brow schlock or genuine social commentary about an often overlooked conflict at times.
It's a shame the movie wasn't executed a little better.
The juxtaposition of porn and torture representing the exploitation and buggery of Serbia post-Yugoslavia is an interesting one. I mean, they were hardly the sympathetic party during that conflict.
The intent was great, but they were always showing too little restraint.
I also got a strange Memento-like vibe when he was piecing together the three days (Obviously way more twisted)
 
Hey, if you're not down with deplorable shit in flicks, don't watch them. But don't condemn and certainly cry foul about why such things are made in the first place. People like you are the ones who look like idiots today now that movies like A Clockwork Orange are considered masterpieces.
 
And OP should really remind his girlfriend of the pleasures of rigor mortis

This is old news. Whatever it is. A little context might be nice. I saw a movie yesterday and it was awesome! Now, you might think the next step would be for me to give you the name of the movie....