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Well...This movie ruined my sex life.

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 A Serbian Film. 

Some guy was talking about it on the radio yesterday so my GF thought we should watch it, and see what it was about. I knew of this movie, i heard about certain scenes that made me want to vomit just reading them. Now i hate movies like Saw and Hostel, hell the beginning of The Blind Side made me cringe when they showed the guys leg getting broken, but my girlfriend loves them especially Hostel because it's more campy and ridiculous. This movie is FUCKED UP! she did not expect it to be so dark and just...........non-stop mayhem. I spent most of the movie looking away from the screen, and watching from the corner of my eye. The ending.....Oh THE ENDING IS MESSED UP!!! I never want to see this movie again, at one point my girlfriend who loves these movies, i think it has something to do with the fact she is in medical field, had to take a break. NO ONE SHOULD WATCH THIS MOVIE!!!! I don't think my girlfriend is gonna have sex with me for at least a month after watching this bullshit, and i can't blame her. 
 
Edit: To clarify i'm fine, it's my GF who won't do the deed. Not surprising, if you watch the movie you'd understand why a girl wouldn't want to jump on you after watching this. 

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@fwylo said:
"If you want, we could be the first people to get off together to a gorey horror flick. "
No homo, and as long as our thingers don't touch.  :P 
 
On topic, I never got stuff like this.  Just let it go.  I saw Human Centipede and a few days later had decent sex with a woman, with whom I met at the bar...and later partook in intercourse.
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@AjayRaz: @Flappy: Oh right. I thought he meant a Serbian film rather then A Serbian Film, if you get my drift, yeah? Yeah? 
 
I'll get my coat...
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"
Confronting the final bodyguard, Miloš knocks off his sunglasses and discovers that the man is missing an eye. He tries to shoot him but finds out that the gun is empty. Miloš jams his erect penis into the man's empty eye socket, killing him"
 
Made me lol

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@KaosAngel said:
" @fwylo said:
" Fap Fap Fap Fap "
Goddamnit, I thought I was the only one who got off to gorey horror flicks. "
If you want, we could be the first people to get off together to a gorey horror flick.
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I love hostel part 2 haha

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So soft.

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@eroticfishcake said:
" You didn't even mention the name of the movie. What was it? "
A Serbian Film.  'Tis located on the first line of the post.
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@eroticfishcake said:

" You didn't even mention the name of the movie. What was it? "

A Serbian Film. 
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@fwylo said:
" Fap Fap Fap Fap "
Goddamnit, I thought I was the only one who got off to gorey horror flicks.
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Fap Fap Fap Fap

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You didn't even mention the name of the movie. What was it?

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Cool story brah

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Cool story. I'll make sure to never watch this movie when I'm in the mood for sex!

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 A Serbian Film. 

Some guy was talking about it on the radio yesterday so my GF thought we should watch it, and see what it was about. I knew of this movie, i heard about certain scenes that made me want to vomit just reading them. Now i hate movies like Saw and Hostel, hell the beginning of The Blind Side made me cringe when they showed the guys leg getting broken, but my girlfriend loves them especially Hostel because it's more campy and ridiculous. This movie is FUCKED UP! she did not expect it to be so dark and just...........non-stop mayhem. I spent most of the movie looking away from the screen, and watching from the corner of my eye. The ending.....Oh THE ENDING IS MESSED UP!!! I never want to see this movie again, at one point my girlfriend who loves these movies, i think it has something to do with the fact she is in medical field, had to take a break. NO ONE SHOULD WATCH THIS MOVIE!!!! I don't think my girlfriend is gonna have sex with me for at least a month after watching this bullshit, and i can't blame her. 
 
Edit: To clarify i'm fine, it's my GF who won't do the deed. Not surprising, if you watch the movie you'd understand why a girl wouldn't want to jump on you after watching this.