Wait...These Games Don't Have Sex?

These games tricked me! Admiral Ackbar is just as pissed as me!

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Posted by AlwaysAngry

Heh, oh wow.

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Posted by ZombiePie
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Posted by EliminatoR

Heh great list,I have a similar list with games that would make good Porn titles.
Posted by Bigheart711

Thanks for pointing these out. :)

Posted by habster3

Great read!

Posted by Getz

This is my favorite list on Giantbomb.

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#18 = Win
Posted by Aonarach

Lmao I love it!  And how is Squeeze Box not about sex?!

Posted by lmephisto

lol great list!

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Posted by awesomeusername

Hahahaha!

Posted by Echo

So much disappointment... 

Posted by Slither_Maggot

Niiiice! I couldn't stop laughing! X-D

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Posted by TheCeej

Spanky's Quest actually IS about sex. Think about it. The main character is Spanky The Monkey (and you know what that means), and he goes around throwing his balls at fruits. If you're going to say that's not a euphemism for sex, you're going to have to prove that euphemisms for sex don't exist. It's the most obvious euphemism ever written. Even a third grader is capable of more wit.

Posted by ZombiePie

@TheCeej said:

Spanky's Quest actually IS about sex. Think about it. The main character is Spanky The Monkey (and you know what that means), and he goes around throwing his balls at fruits. If you're going to say that's not a euphemism for sex, you're going to have to prove that euphemisms for sex don't exist. It's the most obvious euphemism ever written. Even a third grader is capable of more wit.

This isn't about euphemisms... this is about actual fucking.

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Posted by AngelN7

No but you can munch the carpet.

Oh god I seriously lost it there, this is the best.

Posted by TheCeej

@ZombiePie:

A euphemism about sex IS actually about sex. It's just not represented that way. For example, if I said, "I'll let you swing my bat, if you know what I mean," I'm talking about sex using baseball as the vehicle. I'm not talking about baseball. George Orwell's Animal Farm isn't about a farm. It has nothing to do with a farm. But, in spite of that, every page talks about a farm. The same way, Spanky's Quest isn't about what they're actually showing you. It's about sex.

Posted by ZombiePie

@TheCeej: Fine.

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