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Resident Evil: The Mercenaries 3D Review

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Even the most devoted fans of the Mercenaries mode from the modern Resident Evil games will be ill-served by this insubstantial and expensive cash-in.

Resident Evil: The Mercenaries 3D--the first handheld RE game since Deadly Silence--faithfully captures the gameplay nuances and visual aesthetic of the most recent console releases in the franchise. Having achieved this respectable feat, Capcom has opted to utilize this technology in a supremely disappointing way: by recycling the content of an unlockable mode from those games into an entire retail-priced game. Less of a port and more of a compilation, The Mercenaries 3D dutifully recreates the Mercenaries modes from Resident Evils 4 and 5, and that's just about it. Even if you previously enjoyed the Mercenaries mode, you'll find little to be excited about here; there are no new maps to explore, no new enemies to fight, and you'll have exhausted the game's meager offerings before you know it. With virtually nothing new to offer and not enough content to justify the price, Resident Evil: The Mercenaries 3D is a straight-up bad deal at $40.

Wesker is cold-blooded.
Wesker is cold-blooded.

This modern version of The Mercenaries was introduced back in 2005 as a feature unlocked upon completion of Resident Evil 4. The Mercenaries strips out the traditional Resident Evil story structure in favor of an arena-based, score-focused survival mode. Players will come to blows with hordes of Resident Evil 4 and 5’s not-zombies, trying to rack up as many kills as possible within the time limit. To maximize one’s score potential, players must quickly kill enemies in succession to build and extend a kill combo throughout the match. Completing certain score milestones will unlock the usage of additional playable characters, complete with unique weapon sets, which can impact the ways in which you can take down enemies. In contrast to the typical Resident Evil experience, The Mercenaries is more akin to an arcade game, focusing on playing and replaying short levels to obtain high scores.

Console-to-handheld ports can be tricky, and rife with control compromises, but The Mercs 3D makes the jump to the 3DS with relative ease, thanks to the fact that the modern Resident Evil games are built around single analog stick controls. Movement and turning is mapped to the circle pad, holding the R button brings up your weapon sights for aiming (and, in RE tradition, locks you in place) and the face buttons are used for shooting and utilizing context sensitive prompts. While the top 3DS screen displays the core action, the bottom screen serves as a quick-select inventory screen, allowing players to quickly switch between weapons, reload guns and use healing items.

In perhaps its most notable advance, The Mercenaries 3D finally brings the RE games in line with more modern third-person shooters with an alternate control scheme that allows players to move and shoot at the same time. In this mode, the circle disc will handle movement and strafing while the four face buttons are used for aiming (similar to the way shooters have been adapted on the PSP). It's not a perfect substitute for a second analog stick, but that’s the price you have to pay in order to bring a little modernity to RE. The Mercenaries 3D plays about as well as the series’ console counterparts, with very little of the gameplay nuances sacrificed in the translation.

Even on the 3DS, Chris Redfield has monstrous guns.
Even on the 3DS, Chris Redfield has monstrous guns.

The problem with The Mercenaries 3D, however, has to do with the content. Specifically, there isn’t enough of it. All eight of the game's maps come directly from Resident Evil 4 or 5, and these aren’t full Resident Evil campaign levels, complete with the some of the best interactive cutscenes, set pieces, and boss fights found in modern action games. These are small, corridor-heavy maps that don’t last more than three to six minutes. The only noteworthy addition to The Mercenaries 3D is the skill system, a Modern Warfare-style perk structure where players can take up to three passive enhancements into each match. The skills level up as you accrue skill points from completing rounds, but the bonuses aren't so impactful as to dramatically affect your chances of success in-game. It's not long before you’ve exhausted the few available maps on the cart, and if you've ever played those Mercenaries modes before, you'll be familiar with virtually all of the content in this game.

As if to add insult to injury, you won’t actually get full access to the eight maps and eight playable characters when you start the game for the first time. Instead, players will be forced to complete a series of missions so disjointed that it does injustice to the word “campaign.” There is zero context for these missions, so if you’re playing through the campaign, you’d better really love Resident Evil’s combat.

The missions are almost all identical, and they don’t necessarily do the best job in instructing you how to deal with enemies or move effectively through the map. The only significant departures from the core Mercenaries gameplay are a penultimate boss fight against the Popokarimu bat monster from Resident Evil 5 and a final boss fight against... that bat monster again. That the game actually runs a full, unskippable credit sequence after the second bat boss fight feels like some kind of cruel, miserable joke. The whole campaign can be completed in less than two hours and and amounts to little more than a slog through soulless, boring content. The campaign problems are further emphasized by an awkward menu structure that makes progressing through missions more of a hassle than it should be.

Rebecca Chambers, as you might imagine, starts each match with extra herbs.
Rebecca Chambers, as you might imagine, starts each match with extra herbs.

The series’ high quality visuals haven't had the smoothest translation to the 3DS. Capcom’s MT Framework engine recreates the environments, character models, and effects of the past two console RE games onto the platform, and some assets have made that transition better than others. Character models for the playable Mercenaries, the Ganados cultists, and Majini infected look sharp with striking animation and detailed texture work. Mercs 3D also utilizes the 3DS' stereoscopic visuals to good use with a pronounced-but-not-overwhelming depth enhancement that I was happy to leave on as I played the game. Textures in the actual environments, however, can appear blurry and muddled (not unlike the RE4 port to the PS2). The game's weirdest visual quirk, however is its habit of cutting out frames of animation on enemies in the distance. Enemies move stiffly until they cross some determined point in the environment relative to the player, upon which their animation fills out the missing frames.

The sound design fares even worse than the visuals. The Mercenaries 3D features plenty of music tracks and effects from the other Resident Evil games and those sound fine, but the vocals--from both Mercs and not-zombies-- feature some of the lowest quality sound recording I've heard in any modern video game. Though the low-bit rate recordings of the vocals may have been a result of low storage space, the vocals in Mercs 3D sounds like bad digitized voice circa the early 90's. It's awful stuff.

Not even Barry Burton's rugged beard can salvage this game.
Not even Barry Burton's rugged beard can salvage this game.

The Mercenaries 3D also ships with local and online co-op, allowing you to team up and work together on maximizing your scores. Like much of Mercs 3D, the online functionality is identical to that found in RE5, though, like the visuals, it hasn't arrived without problems. In testing the game, lag issues popped up sporadically, resulting in enemies teleporting to new positions in order to catch up, as well as enemies taking too long to register bullet collision and death. In a game mode entirely based around skillful weapon and ammo management, watching ammo wasted on enemies that have already died can seriously mangle your strategy and timing. On stable connections, the feature is functional, but if you’re looking for online co-op versions of The Mercenaries, you should go back to play Resident Evil 5.

And that’s the reaction I come back to over and over again as I played through Resident Evil: The Mercenaries 3D. If I wanted to play the Mercenaries game mode, why would I pay $40 for this handheld version when I could ostensibly get both Resident Evil 4 and 5 for way less? The gameplay in Mercs 3D has been competently recreated on the handheld, but it’s all to recreate an experience that is done (mostly) better and way cheaper on other platforms. Not to mention the fact that both of those games come with supreme single-player campaigns. If you’ve never played the modern Resident Evil games, you could pick up both Resident Evil 4 and 5 for less than the price of this cart. And if you have already played Resident Evil, the only worthwhile additions in Mercs 3D are portability, a present-yet-inessential skill system and the opportunity to play as several characters who have never been in a modern RE game--hardly $40 worth of additions. Even on a platform suffering a from a drought of software, The Mercenaries 3D still feels like a bad deal. It’s simply too much money for too little original content.

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@Eribuster said:
Sounds like the game might be worth it if you're into getting high scores, perfection, and repetition.
You've just described the Asian videogame market. 
 
Nothing they like more then high-scores and perfection.
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Great review Kessler. I wouldn't mind Kessler reviewing handheld games because the guys don't really have any interest in them. Also that image made my day.
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Hell yeah Kessler, get your review on!

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@natetodamax said:

Why is Kessler's picture giving a thumbs up and smiling for a two star review? Regardless, that was well written Matt! Nice work.

Considering all the other reviewers aside from Jeff, Brad, Vinny, and Ryan only have one reviewer picture regardless of the score, the same probably goes for Kessler as well.

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Who let an intern review a game? I don't trust this... I don't know what to trust anymore!

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OH MY COD!

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The King of Interns is back. The only intern to ever do Quick Looks, and now a review too! AND the only intern to not look awkward on camera. You are just banging it, Matt Kessler, good job. Maybe you will get a job at Giant Bomb one day oh no I didn't. But maybe.

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@Gizmo said:

@Eribuster said:

Sounds like the game might be worth it if you're into getting high scores, perfection, and repetition.
You've just described the Asian videogame market.  Nothing they like more then high-scores and perfection.
Mm, it's not just the Asian video game market. It's everybody who loves arcades and the high score mentality. Something that appears to not be present for most of the English language gaming press. Not unexpected given the state of arcades in the respective countries. 
 
Reading the review, the game is fine other than its price. I had the thought to argue that money means different things to different people, but than I thought better as it seems we (myself included) are poor, picky, or frugal with our video game money. It doesn't help this game at all that portable gaming is significantly devalued when compared to Japan. 
 
Hah, I guess I'm hardly the person to defend this game. I didn't purchase a similar arcade-mentality game, Sin & Punishment: Star Successor (WII), until it was on sale for US$22. I guess I'm a little sad for Capcom releasing a game that few care about at a price that a lot of people will not stomach.
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@Rorie said:

in before WHO LET THIS GUY WRITE A REVIEW

Oh hello Matt. This is off topic, but since the other Giant Bomb men are probably not going to, is there a chance you could conduct the review of Dark Souls on behalf of the Giant Bomb?

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Great review, Kessler! Now how about some quicklooks about weird jrpgs on handhelds?

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Even an intern has a better reviewer cartoon than Drew! 
 
Anywhoo I saw this coming; Kessler actually doing official review(s) for GB, and good on him for getting this far within the site.

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So proud of you Kessler.

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Although the staff are passing the buck onto bodega to review a clearly inadequate product I'm pleasantly surprised how well written the review is. People need to call out 3DS games on lack of content because quite frankly that's the system's biggest problem right now. I enjoyed playing mercenaries in both 4 and 5 when I ran out of stuff to do but there is no way in hell Id pay 40 bones for a crappy down port of that mode. Seriously if someone at capcom is not working on Powerstone 3D (an actually sequel and not a re release) at this very moment then they're doing it wrong.

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Good review. I realized with this purchase that I have to buy every resident evil release and I do it without regret too. Yes, something is clearly wrong with me.

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Kessler, you're getting better. But man, you need some better reviewer images. I know the community would get your back

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Love the Kessler pic, congrats on your first(?) review!

I haven't played this game personally, but from what I've seen of it, the tagline of the review sums it up perfectly. Why wouldn't you just go buy RE4+5 with your $40 (which I'm sure could actually be done) to play mercs online, on your big ol' TV, plus get two fun, full-length campaigns? Seems like the product of wanting delicious Capcom cash-in monies + a 3DS software drought.

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And to top it all off, you can't sell it.  Thanks, Capcom.

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Where were you when Matt Kessler wrote his first review for Giant Bomb?

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Nice review, Kess. Now go kick some ass in Scrub League. I bet on you to win (Don't know why--bigger risk = bigger reward, I guess). Don't let me down! *shakes fist*

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Brad did say something about finding someone who would do the review for him. Regardless, it's a nice review.
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while this one sounds and looks disappointing (thanks for the quick look!), im glad to read that the controls feel pretty solid. I wonder what they can do if they really sat down and tried to make a new RE game from scratch specifically for the 3ds.  i still have faith in the future of the 3ds!!!! though i dont feel many people are with me lol.

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Great review, Kessler!

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That pic is a 100% accurate depiction of Kessler.

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Holy shit! Kessler has an icon?

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that picture....

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Nice to see Kessler getting even more responsibility, with his first review. That Cherub picture however...is haunting.

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That's what Kessler looks like in my dreams.

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i feel like kesslers pic makes it look like he likes the game. which is clearly not the case... i still laughed tho

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I actually laughed when I saw Kessler's review icon. Whoever was behind that deserves a medal.

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Kessler's first review!  Good job duder.  Great review.

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nice review kessler , but u guys gotta give internet steve a chance to prove his worth now

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@DeeGee said:

Interns writing reviews, babies having babies.

Cats and dogs living together, human sacrifice, mass hysteria.
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Wow! A Kessler review? Nice icon, too.

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I don't know a 2 seems like you were expecting alot.  For anyone that likes the game of Mercenaries it sounds like a decent 3 star release.  Sure I will admit it would have been nice if they would have given RE4 in there as a bonus, but what do you expect from a experimental almost launch game.

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kessler makes me happy for reasons i don't even fathom. it probably has to do with his icon.

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I see they forgave Kessler for oversleeping at E3. One thing I will say is he did a good QL of a JRPG a year or so ago, not that mapping thing but a true rpg. I was impressed. Still i'm suprised, (but not wanting him fired), life lession as that truly would be as oppossed to simply a bad time from staff. As for this game, just from the ql it seemed repetitive shallow and boring.

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I'm crying tears of joy for Kessler today.

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well NOW I'm GOING TO HAVE TO BUY THIS GAME.

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damn thats a long review.

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Well I am happy that this review was honest. Maybe a little too brutal because I have to say that I am having qutie a good time with this game. Despite many of its issues and the very high price of $40. I did notice some lag in some of my matches online but that really all depends on your connection and your partners connection. I've had some matches that were lag free and very impressive.

 

Even with some lag, it is definitely not going to piss you off to the point where you're going to turn the game off and never return to its online mode. In fact, I've spent most of my time online so far.

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What is that thing? Next to the review score?

Edit: Hey! So Kessler is popping his review cherry. I think. This is his first, right? The language seems strong and I think it might go on longer than the game in question, but overall a good review.

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Long review for something that doesn't need it, but at least the pic fits Kessler.

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Always been a big fan of RE, older style as well as the more modern style, but as I followed this game I basically had formed what Kessler's opinion about it is, especially after the quick look. Christ, those voice clips.
 
I enjoy the RE5 style combat and will still occasionally jump in the game to kill some dudes, but other than the skill system, nothing catches my eye about this version and I can't justify picking it up just yet, or picking up a 3DS at all for that matter. 
 
Nice job being thorough, Kessler.

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The hero Barry was always meant to be.
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Kessler, that was a surprisingly professional review. Brava.

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You know, this brings the whole "forever save" thing into perspective.  It wasn't some nefarious plot - they were too lazy to put it in.

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@Abyssfull said:

Even an intern has a better reviewer cartoon than Drew! Anywhoo I saw this coming; Kessler actually doing official review(s) for GB, and good on him for getting this far within the site.

What are you talking about??!! Reviewing Drew is friggin' awesome.

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This is actually a pretty good review! Hopefully GB will churn out a steadier rate of reviews now that they have Alex and Kessler writing for them.

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Why the fuck is Kessler doing reviews now?