BOBBY IS NOW IN CHARGE OF COCA-COLA

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#2 Posted by TooWalrus (13197 posts) -

Kotick is like, my hero.

#3 Posted by N7 (3588 posts) -

Well now you know the fastest way to world domination: Make a product bigger than Jesus himself and then buy another product bigger than Jesus. Keep doing so until you own everything.
 
This guy is fucking awesome.

#4 Posted by Grissefar (2842 posts) -

Good old Bobby K is not so bad.

#5 Posted by WilltheMagicAsian (1545 posts) -

So does this mean all the Coke Freestyle machines are going to require microtransactions to unlock more flavors?

#6 Posted by BabyChooChoo (4504 posts) -

haha this is fucking amazing.

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#7 Posted by TheHumanDove (2523 posts) -

Hmn. I just took a sip of coffee so I could spit it out in shock.

#8 Posted by BraveToaster (12589 posts) -

@WilltheMagicAsian said:

So does this mean all the Coke Freestyle machines are going to require microtransactions to unlock more flavors?

This is actually funny.

#9 Posted by Gnubberen (770 posts) -

@WilltheMagicAsian said:

So does this mean all the Coke Freestyle machines are going to require microtransactions to unlock more flavors?

And does that mean we're getting a new coke each year, until they stop selling and then stop making coke?

#10 Posted by MikeHawk (382 posts) -

Soon enough, Coke cans and bottles will only be able to be opened by buying a $50 proprietary machine.

#11 Posted by WilltheMagicAsian (1545 posts) -

@FlemmingM: Aww yeah, New Coke is coming back baby!

#12 Posted by Mutley (300 posts) -

This means they're just going to make coke with the same old formula every year but re-skinned in a different can.

Wait a minute....

#13 Posted by Adamsons (877 posts) -
@FlemmingM said:

@WilltheMagicAsian said:

So does this mean all the Coke Freestyle machines are going to require microtransactions to unlock more flavors?

And does that mean we're getting a new coke each year, until they stop selling and then stop making coke?

It will be the same Coke, just re-branded.
#14 Posted by WiqidBritt (578 posts) -

@WilltheMagicAsian said:

So does this mean all the Coke Freestyle machines are going to require microtransactions to unlock more flavors?

no, just that they're going to iterate on the flavors every 10 months to the point where the new flavors are so bland and boring that no one wants to buy them.

#15 Posted by GlenTennis (3145 posts) -

You mean acclaimed star of Moneyball Robert Kotick?

#16 Posted by Aetheldod (3579 posts) -

Noooooooooooooooo D: , now I will have to stop drinking coke , god damn you Kotick

#17 Posted by MikeGosot (3227 posts) -

I want an autograph of this guy. Seriously. Holy fuck.

#18 Posted by LiquidSwords (2738 posts) -

KOCA KOLA!

#19 Posted by Clinkz (1118 posts) -

@GlenTennis said:

You mean acclaimed star of Moneyball Robert Kotick?

Hes known for other reasons?

This man must be so wealthy its insane.

#20 Posted by mlarrabee (2951 posts) -

Prepare to fend off Cokeling rushes in Starcraft 3.

#21 Posted by Vegetable_Side_Dish (1727 posts) -

In-game Coke advertisements in Diablo III confirmed??

#22 Posted by ZeroCast (1869 posts) -

Coca-Cola Modern Warfare themed energy drink coming 10-11-12.

#23 Posted by Jack268 (3387 posts) -

Wow

He must be so rich

I mean...

He must literally be rolling money now.

#24 Posted by DeF (4887 posts) -

Next step: World Domination.

But really, all I want is a free Coke with my Diablo 3 pre-order, please :)

#25 Posted by Lunar_Aura (2779 posts) -

daamn bobby you so crazeh

#26 Posted by Swoxx (2999 posts) -

HOLY SHIT!

That is awesome

#27 Posted by weegieanawrench (1939 posts) -

I have no words! Kotick is my hero.

#28 Posted by WilltheMagicAsian (1545 posts) -

This is clearly going to sour Activision's relationship with PepsiCo. No more Mountain Dew promos.

#29 Posted by Dany (7887 posts) -

I feel his influence over Activation is not as huge as many of you guys assume.

#30 Posted by GlenTennis (3145 posts) -

Call of Duty: The Cola Wars

#31 Posted by SlightConfuse (3963 posts) -

Can't wait for 15 dollar refills. is he leaving activision or is he in charge of both?

#32 Posted by Branthog (5562 posts) -

Bobby Kotick: Still a cunt.

#33 Posted by Cloudenvy (5891 posts) -

Uuuuuuuh.

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh.

#34 Posted by MooseyMcMan (11005 posts) -

The only way I can support this is if Coke products have the 80s era Activision logo that was ever present in Atari 2600 games on them.

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#35 Posted by MasturbatingestBear (1190 posts) -

I prefer Pepsi...

#36 Posted by CharlesAlanRatliff (5425 posts) -

Baller.

#37 Posted by Heltom92 (710 posts) -

Oh god just thinking about the amount of money he must make hurts my head.

#38 Posted by Bollard (5547 posts) -

What the?

#39 Edited by I_smell (3924 posts) -

@TooWalrus said:

Kotick is like, my hero.

After a couple seconds in this thread, I'm gonna have to admit I just laughed at how silly it is that he owns Coke now.

This is so absurd that it's just fun.

WHATEVER, HE'S MY HERO TOO I GUESS! HWUEHWUWHWEHEHEHEHE

#40 Posted by Ihmishylje (410 posts) -

Seems like a much better fit for him. I wish he'd leave Activision for good and concentrate on producing and selling coke, because that's the mentality he's already been applying to video games...

#41 Posted by Guided_By_Tigers (8061 posts) -

Great now Activision DLC will be tied in with Coca-Cola

#42 Posted by iam3green (14390 posts) -

wow, he is taking over.

i wonder if he is going to do anything to make coke different. you know like call of duty, make call of duty title every year.

#43 Posted by ReyGitano (2467 posts) -

Can't wait to fucking start paying for my DLC with Coke cans. Want the new Call of Duty Map Pack? That's 150 cans of coke.

#44 Posted by Mikemcn (6988 posts) -

That dude... is extremely rich.

#45 Posted by Melvargh (494 posts) -

Introducing the Coca-Cola experience card! With your yearly subscription to Coca-Cola, you will be able to get free refills at any restaurant when you show your card! In addition, you'll get your refills first, before regular restaurant goers!

Only $60 dollars per year!

#46 Posted by Little_Socrates (5677 posts) -

Man, that's CRAZY. Also, @mlarrabee said:

Prepare to fend off Cokeling rushes in Starcraft 3.

Coke officially sponsors NesTea in future StarCraft tournaments. Nice.

#47 Edited by wolf_blitzer85 (5256 posts) -

Bobby Kotick is a rockstar. I can't wait until he gets all old and super crazy. When he owns everything.

#48 Posted by pyromagnestir (4324 posts) -

Kota-Kola. Do it. I dare you, Bobby.

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#49 Posted by Brodehouse (9949 posts) -

Is he going to be the CEO of Coke and Actiblizzion at the same time?
 
Activision has made one game in the last 5 years that I've liked, and it's Singularity.

#50 Posted by uniform (1835 posts) -

Next order of business, become President..of the world.

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