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Reviews: 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand Video Review

Hey 50?! So how's your new game? Thanks 50! OK 50!

Giant Bomb delivers the final word on video games in podcast form.

Mar. 3 2009

Cast: Jeff

Posted by: Vinny

In This Episode:

50 Cent: Blood on the Sand

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Edited By Helmetz

I hate 50!!!  Funny review though...

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The best review yet here on Giant Bomb. I now really want to play this game.

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LOL, that was a funny video.

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Jeff is wearing a jersey on top of a jersey, hah.

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Edited By napalm

Fifty. Fifty. Fifty. Fifty. Fifty. Fifty. YAYO. Fifty. Fifty.

:D

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Edited By reflekshun

lol Jeff you're a genius, great review haha laughed my ass off

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Edited By DeadWeezel

Bloody hilarious.  Almost a new genera of gaming here, funtarded.

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Edited By sneakysnake128

yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50 yo 50

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That's a pretty annoying/rude comment.

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Edited By AspiringAndy

The game doesn't look THAT bad.
Not trying to say that Jeff said it was bad or anything.
I think I might rent it  :)
Awesome Review J-Train!

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I wish I could download this and have it on my iPod... this video review is HI-LARIOUS !

Sheesh !

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this game is fun, play it.  Great review Jeff

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Edited By Kyle

man this has to be one of the strangest games ever. It's like no one knows what to make of it haha

And somehow I actually wanna play it kinda...

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Wait...so this game is more like The Club instead of Gears of War???  I LOVED THE CLUB!!!

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i hope the next 50 cent game is like persona.

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Sheesh.

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...why do i want to play this game now?

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Very interesting...

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Edited By FluffyNutSatchel

Bought it at 630 pm EST and finished it at 1 am EST. Short ass game..but..for some sick reason..i loved every second of it.

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HAHAHA, vitamin water....

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Edited By Teirdome

Dude.  Amazing.  Greatest game ever to be three stars, hands down.

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awesome review :)

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I won't get this game, but I will watch this review several times over. It's hilarious!

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Edited By Samercon

Good job Jeff, great video review!

"I'ma kill yo' whole fuckin' generation muthfacka!"


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50 cent trust no bitch!

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where my skull

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Edited By Killer_Instinct

i am so buying this game now thanks jeff!

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sweet

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Why the hell does he get his own game?

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Yo 50 jump over that big ass ramp!

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Edited By Loupgarou216

Shizzle ma nizzle yo.

Thanks for confirming my guess that this game qualifies as the definition of retarded. Right up there with Shaq Fu.

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good game were my skuull

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IF this is not your best review Jeff, its up near the top.

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Yo 50

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Funniest Review Ever 50!!

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Edited By CHIEFMEGADETH666

haha great review!
I dont like rap but this games looks alright
Your Funny jeff
You should lose that gut jeff
It is one of the greatest reviews ive ever seen! haha seriously :)

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I thought it was "Fiddy" anyway?? whatever homes

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Edited By fishinwithguns

Man, presenting the game in the "ridiculous but surprisingly good" light makes it difficult for me to pass it up.  I got countless hours of play out of Def Jam:Fight for NY on the original XBox, I wonder if this is the same kinda deal.  I hate 50 cent though.  If it was the same concept but with Wu-Tang instead of G-Unit, I'd already have the game.

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LMAO funny as F*CK

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My face would go so red if I was caught playing this.

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Man, I think you just sold me on this game, at least when I can pick it up in a bargin bin for twenty bucks in a month or so.

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Best summation of a plot "'WHERE'S MY SKULL?!' You spend the rest of the game answering that question."

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HAHAHA, I love that review!!! Well done, Jeff!!!

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best review ever period

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haha. Glorious.

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Yo Fifty hit that big ass ramp!

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Edited By PTZen

What an awsome video review... I love Jeff and GiantBomb's reviews but this one just tops them all... I actually laughed out loud, in a videogame review! Its nuts

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You know how good this review was?  I came back and watched it again a few months later.  Yaaa

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Swinghi- its only been a month buddy.

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Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckmotherfuckerfuckingfuckk this funcking shit.