E3 2010: Bulletstorm Gameplay Demo

AI looks pretty dumb to allow you to pull off ridiculous stunts like that.  Throw some fancy kill tags like "vertigo" and "full throttle" complete with some random points and watch people going crazy over it.  I guess this is what the future of FPS is.

I wish I could speak train.

Looks the most promising than any of the games shown so far...but that isn't saying too much. Epic really needs to stop the 'I'M A TOUGH GUY' dialogue and characters. So fucking lame.   

Looks promising.

 Unreal Tournagears!
 
Also did he call the guy a fag at 3:30?

This game looks like a lot of fun!

I cant believe some of you have not heard someone say, "Scare the dick off of me!"

Worth it for "I do not speak train" Looks like a good laugh, I'm down with that.

Gameplay looks great but the Gear's testosterone heavy bullshit is getting old.

That was totally awesome

Fucking awesome!

The script/dialogue is meant to be ridiculous and not taken seriously.

@Zalasta: This isn't a tactical FPS there are plenty of those out there already. This is FPS about having fun, being entertained and ridiculous shit happening, like People Can Fly did with Painkiller.

This game looks like some goofy fun. Too many serious, gritty shooters these days.

He shoots the big guy in the ass & get the "Fire in the Hole" award. Yes. I'm on board.

Jizz!

This looks insane on so many levels. Brilliant.

It reminds me of Killzone 2's realistic first person combat, mixed with Borderlands' nonsensical guns and gore with it's persistent score keeping and whatnot. 
 
I will say that the character design for the Hero characters look pretty bad.

Not bad, not bad at all. 

That was totally ridiculous. I love it. Impressive visuals too.

This game looks awesome :o Use this engine for Lincoln Force!

 
"you scared the dick off me" WTF?!?! 
 
"I DON"T SPEEK TRAIN." No I don't think you do, and neither do I. 

Insane!

It's the duke nuke'em foot!

You scared the DICK OFF ME

This game looks pretty sick. 

I really wanted this, then it was announced there would be no split-screen co-op. Then I wanted it again because everyone said it was awesome. Then I watched this. 
 
It looked like the player only got shot like twice and he was just standing in the middle of the platforms. At one point he stared at a guy for a few seconds while getting shot at and didn't appear to get hurt whatsoever. That and the terribly atrocious dialog makes this back on my no-go list. I'll still keep an eye on it though cause it sounds fun and I should like it cause it's right up my alley, but no. What's that big dick doing here? Dear god, it's like a 15 year old on XBOX live decided to write a game.

ooooh pretty

Did he just say "you scared the d*ck off me?"

I want this, Steven Jay Blum FTW

"aw where did this giant DICK come from?!"
 
That one got me really bad

"YOU SCARED THE DICK OFF ME!" WUT.

Looks like it will be a good renter but not sure it will be worth my $60

Spike Spiegel voicing the main character?Quotes such as, "You scared the dick off me!", over the top combat moves?
 
I'm down

YOU SCARED THE DICK OFF ME! 
hahahah

holy shit the was insane.
 
I WANT IT NOW!!
 

YOU SCARED THE-- 
 
Ahh nevermind, it's been said enough.

Steve Blum is being TOUGH GUY!

Game looks cool but how many times is the guy gonna say dick.

Man, the gameplay looks pretty neat and all but the dialogue would make this unplayable for me. It's everything that's wrong with core gaming. This is the kind of game that creates the perception that gamers as a whole are nothing more than immature dickhead 12-year-olds questioning each-other's sexuality on Xbox LIVE.

Yeah this looks pretty awesome.

Oh great, another character ruined by Blum's voice.

" Oh great, another character ruined by Blum's voice. "

Steve, MUST YOUR VOICE FOLLOW ME WHEREVER I GO?

The most quotable game of 2010.
And I'm pretty sure the goofy dialogue is intentional.