Quick Look: Dragon Ball: Revenge of King Piccolo

Lolz @ their Dragon Ball knowledge. :P

" I want to get stuff wrong about the series too.  So as it turns out, Bulma was the daughter of the boss of the Red Ribbon army and that old guy was really Piccolo's older brother who came back to get revenge after Goku killed the original Piccolo and the old dude had a higher level of transformation than his brother.  That dude with the red hair was really Goku's real dad who got separated from him when Goku was taken aboard an alien spacecraft and implanted with that tail so that whenever there was no moon in the sky, he would turn into a Super Sayan.  The guy with the blue hair was really Roshi's son who is also the dad of Yamcha, and Roshi eventually gives Yamcha (his grandson) all those scars because he killed his dad (Roshi's son).  Then, Tien transformed all the animal-men in the world into one being, which he named Chautsu, the one who eventually sacrifices himself so Goku could learn the Spirit Bomb.  I feel better now. "

"
Honey, i can`t come to bed, I have to go to the store now! 
 
Yeah, well use the vibrator, I have to get this so awesome hawt game! 
 
No honey, buying me pizza, steak and loster with a 12 pack of my favorite beer afterwords doesn`t help. No honey, not another woman either, only this game gets me off....Must go to store NOW! "

Man this game is bad, my 10 year old cousin wouldn't even play this shit. I mean fuck he's already playing warcraft 3, why the hell do developers think kids don't deserve a little effort put in to games aimed at them?  Its like modern cartoons, they're all fucking garbage full of immature unintelligent nonsense. 

I just want to know if its over nine thousand 

Can you say "rock bottom"?

" I think Vinny was getting Dragonball confused with Dragonball Z.  The game looks less than average, but that's nothing new for the franchise.  Naruto fares only slightly better than DB gams in quality which is a sad commentary on all anime inspired video games.  Of course, the same is often true about most comic and movie licensed games.  "

" Nice persona 4 reference at around 7 minutes in  
    

SPOILER WARNING: Click here to reveal hidden content.

got to get it before you fight the grim reaper and he kicks your butt -- new game+ referance

 "got to get it before fighting the grim reaper and he kicks your butt"

"got to get it before you fight the grim reaper and he kicks your butt" 

Surprised no one pointed it out yet.  "

I used to love this show like 12 years ago.  I wish I had an older brother or something who could have kicked my ass out of it.
"Curse these Dragon Balls..."

I'm developing a well-founded hatred of constant, invasive tutorials breaking up action in games.

" @PenguinDust said:

" I think Vinny was getting Dragonball confused with Dragonball Z.  The game looks less than average, but that's nothing new for the franchise.  Naruto fares only slightly better than DB gams in quality which is a sad commentary on all anime inspired video games.  Of course, the same is often true about most comic and movie licensed games.  "

The Tenkaichi series is pretty good as well as Naruto: Ultimate Ninja Storm and Naruto: The Broken Bond.  But the rest pretty much suck, mainly the beat 'em ups, pretty much suck. "

" I like how Ryan repetitively tried to attack Yamcha while he was blinking, despite being aware of the fact he was invincible.  Everyone always seems to play terribly during QLs.  Perhaps it's even harder to play and talk than it seems. "

" I wonder if that game will be shit like all the other Dragon Ball games. "

" I like how Ryan repetitively tried to attack Yamcha while he was blinking, despite being aware of the fact he was invincible.  Everyone always seems to play terribly during QLs.  Perhaps it's even harder to play and talk than it seems. "

Or it could be a Persona 3 reference, or it could be a reference to any other game that has a reaper that will attack before you can obtain an item. "

The Nintendo Wii is the perfect console for everybody, but modern day gamers.

I laughed at the end were everyone was leaving.

They should definitely do more random Wii quick looks, there's probably a lot of hilarity to be had in all the shovelware.

Is there an explanation why the kid has a cat tail?

game looks alright.

" Is there an explanation why the kid has a cat tail? "

Wow, this game looks pretty bad. But it does remind me of my puberty when I learned to turn my hair blond at will and my tail was chopped off.

" @PenguinDust said:

" I think Vinny was getting Dragonball confused with Dragonball Z.  The game looks less than average, but that's nothing new for the franchise.  Naruto fares only slightly better than DB gams in quality which is a sad commentary on all anime inspired video games.  Of course, the same is often true about most comic and movie licensed games.  "

The Tenkaichi series is pretty good as well as Naruto: Ultimate Ninja Storm and Naruto: The Broken Bond.  But the rest pretty much suck, mainly the beat 'em ups, pretty much suck. "

I don't know why I know this is bad but I feel the need to play it... this is the game I wanted from Dragon Ball since I was a kid... but I'm prolly never going to buy it.

That tournament mode is like the inverse of Tekken Force from Tekken 3, but at least that was a shitty beat-em-up wrapped in a decent fighting game. This is just a shitty fighting game wrapped in a shitty beat-em-up.

This is not in stores now.

I can't find this in any stores!

23:36 somehow cracked me up