Quick Look: Fenix Rage

Tourette's Dan is best Dan.

And here, children, we learn a more... shall we say, darker side of Dan. So grab your umbrellas because it's gonna be swearaining all over the place.

"You suck so many times so fast." - Dan Ryckert, 2014

I wish I could watch this video on the site. Now I have to go to youtube cause it don't load at all. Or any video, for that matter.

Also, I was waiting for Dan to go full-on "Godfuck", Brad style. He delivered.

Fuck that cookie.

I was waiting for this, need to know if it will scratch my Super Meat Boy itch!

I want this to be added to the Gears of War canon ASAP.

And Dan Ryckert as well for that matter. Maybe as some sort of Brumak replacement.

"Look at that I got the cookFUCK!" LOL

@alexandersheen said:

Just in case you didn't try already: Did you reset browser cookies and cache for Giantbomb.com? Also, did you try all video quality settings between progressive and streaming? Something might work (for now).

I keep hearing great things about Fenix Rage. The dash mechanic seems like it adds a interesting change to the format that Super Meat Boy made popular.

Speaking of Punch-Out with your eyes closed, check out this guy:

I've never laughed this hard in my life! Holy shit!

Most Shits/Fucks Per Minute in any Quick Look I've ever seen

Cookies for Algerdan

I feel you pain, Jason.

I'm really enjoying this game so far and this QL is fucking amazing.

The game doesn't reset enemy positions upon death unless you self-destruct. Weird.

This looks like a good game to get psychotic over when I need a break from super meat boy, dust force and electronic super joy. Thanks for the quick look.

That was just amazing. Around the five minute mark I was laughing so hard I couldn't breath.

Oh hey! This game is great and it's also another GM game :D

I wonder how long it would take Jason to bleep every single curse in this.

Dan/Drew QL's are the best.

Oh man this was a fun QL. I may need to play this.

So can Dan get a "Breaking Brad" equivalent for this game? This quick look is great

I can't play these games, they're way too intense, but it's fun to watch Dan get really pissed off/have fun with them.

Is there a tumblr for almost falling off of edges animations?

This QL is so filled with curses it'd be rated R.

edit: this game must be a breeze for Jason to record, since he doesn't need to edit anything for language

dan sounds like a lunatic if you just listen to this quicklook and i love it so much.

This is way more hilarious than I thought it was going to be. Dan is the man.

Weird direction for Gears of War if you ask me.

Dan never sound's like he's not having fun and it's the absolute best thing.

Think of the children Dan!

Pretty sure this 22min quicklook had more f-bombs than any movie's record.

I have no reservations saying that's at the bottom of my list.

Dan and Brad need a swear-off.

So you can take that cookie

And stick it up your yeah!

@drewbert If you had parts of Aladdin on the Genesis memorized, you should talk to Mary Kish about that. Concurrent speed runs?

Fenix Rage looks neat. I'm kind of glad it's not necessarily coming to Vita because I'd throw it out a window.

I figured out why I enjoyed Dan playing this game, as opposed to watching Brad play something similar.

He is not ponderous at all about his actions, and plays it really quickly jumping back from mistakes.

Also I love how he laughs.

@nickhead: It seems like a great spiritual successor to that game, even if it was made NOT by the SMB team. I can't wait to pick it up. In the meantime, I suppose I'm going to keep on Meat Boy-ing.

It's amazing when dan dies so many times in a row and it's like his brain is telling him he needs to swear every time, but his body can't physically keep up and it just comes out like bsadfhaslkdjf

Great QL!

Well, if nothing else, this made me watch that Higgs Boson documentary.

Anyone got a link to a tumblr with game characters almost falling? XD

I don't like playing masocore platformers, but Dan makes it sound so much fun.

A whole game of cookie traps.

Can someone edit this down into an swearing-only cut?

Breaking Dan: Episode 1

Has a pretty good Amiga-ish look to it. I'll probably pick this up at some point.

Oh, and as some pointed out, Dan really sounds like Brad in this, with the Godfuck stuff.

Breaking Dan!