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Quick Look: Ion Assault

Suck up ions from space and shoot them at asteroids. Science!

Sit back and enjoy as the Giant Bomb team takes an unedited look at the latest video games.

Sep. 4 2009

Cast: Jeff, Vinny

Posted by: Drew

In This Episode:

Ion Assault

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I guess us non-American folk don't get the adverts or something? Sweet.

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Huh, I didn't know that they were colorblind. I happen to be color blind myself. I'm also looking to get into the game design industry after university, and you can be sure that I'll take color blindness into account in my work. It can be really frustrating when you want to like a game, but you can't play it effectively through no fault of your own.

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Vinny and Jeff must not be big fans of Red vs. Blue.

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Colorblinded by SCIENCE!!!!!

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It looks like geometry wars if the pacing was shit.

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So not a game for the colourblind.

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Edited By Roddykat

This QL reminds me of a couple of things. The ship looks like the one from Yar's Revenge. That should totally be remade. Also, The multiplayer (and the single player fields) is reminiscent of Space War. Cheers to those of you old enough to remembere either of those games. 
 
They blinded me with Retro science!

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Looks like Geometry Wars, mixed with Asteroids. Not sure if I should consider that a good thing or bad thing.

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Put your pants back on? hell no.

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GiantBomb Japan and UK accounts = happy time.

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Classic Transformers references FTW!

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Reminds me of Stardust HD!

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@Scrawnto said:

"Huh, I didn't know that they were colorblind. I happen to be color blind myself. I'm also looking to get into the game design industry after university, and you can be sure that I'll take color blindness into account in my work. It can be really frustrating when you want to like a game, but you can't play it effectively through no fault of your own. "


Jeff is color blind, i don't think Vinny is though. 
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hmm looks cool but i am not sure if i would buy it maybe wait for reviews need to learn more about it although if its $10 i might bite.

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@Jedted said:

" @Scrawnto said:

"Huh, I didn't know that they were colorblind. I happen to be color blind myself. I'm also looking to get into the game design industry after university, and you can be sure that I'll take color blindness into account in my work. It can be really frustrating when you want to like a game, but you can't play it effectively through no fault of your own. "
Jeff is color blind, i don't Vinny is though.  "
 So they're just colorblind for blue and purple, or...?
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LMAO Vinny you sick minded person :P

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@Jedted said:
" @Scrawnto said:

"Huh, I didn't know that they were colorblind. I happen to be color blind myself. I'm also looking to get into the game design industry after university, and you can be sure that I'll take color blindness into account in my work. It can be really frustrating when you want to like a game, but you can't play it effectively through no fault of your own. "

Jeff is color blind, i don't think Vinny is though.  "
They both are.
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Did i just get an advertisement, Oh God...Oh god.....  :P
I dont mind but it scared the shit out of me, i click this video then i get the Joker dancing and laughing  LOL
I thought i clicked the wrong video or something.

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Yeah, that looks a lot like Asteroids.

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There is hella quick looks this week.

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@JeffGoldblum said:
" There is hella quick looks this week. "
thank goodness. I feel lost on this site without the videos.
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Haha the ending was so unplanned and hilarious. 
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I'd rather pay 20 bucks for the year then have ads before videos...

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Edited By Fermat09

I think, these guys didn't really figure out how to play that game. 
Check the video on http://www.ion-assault.com , this looks like much more action :D 
 
And maybe, next time watch the instruction video until end before starting versus mode .

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Hahaha, aw, if it's any consolation guys the multiplayer looks kind of baffling even if you can tell the colours apart.

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Do not want.

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Edited By Fermat09

I played Ion Assault on the Gamescom by myself and I really liked it.  
 
But if you only watch their lame gameplay here , it looks boring. It's much more action going on if you play it right and pass the tutorial levels. Also, they didn't manage to reach the first of the four end bosses. 

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Honestly, I think I'd prefer to play the 1979 version of Asteroids.  Good QL.

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Yay! The return of suck and blow!

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@heatDrive88 said:
"Wow, talk about an insurgence of bad Arcade games... or maybe I'm just far too spoiled after Shadow Complex and BF1943 this year. Yeah. "

No your right it looks like another crappy XBLA game.
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If it's something like $5-$10, I'd buy it. Maybe not $10.

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 Maybe the funniest multiplayer game to watch two colorblind dudes play ever.

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Keep sucking in those balls guys.

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Braaad he's gonna assault me again.
 
Put your pants back on!

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I almost fell asleep there!

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this games amazing idc what any of you say

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Not too exciting...

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@scrawnto said:

Huh, I didn't know that they were colorblind. I happen to be color blind myself. I'm also looking to get into the game design industry after university, and you can be sure that I'll take color blindness into account in my work. It can be really frustrating when you want to like a game, but you can't play it effectively through no fault of your own.

How'd that work out?

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@eccentrix:Haha, while some of my friends are in games, I ended up in software development for the healthcare industry.

As it happens, accessibility is a pretty big deal in that line of work, so I and the other color blind folks here are on a mailing list that gets consulted from time to time by people who are working on color coded features to make sure that the color coding still works for color blind people.

I still get frustrated when games don't take color blindness into account.