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Quick Look: Matt Hazard: Blood Bath and Beyond

A few scrub brushes from the cleaning aisle would help with all that blood.

Sit back and enjoy as the Giant Bomb team takes an unedited look at the latest video games.

Jan. 7 2010

Cast: Jeff, Ryan

Posted by: Drew

120 Comments

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Edited By Death_Burnout

I like the gore and body count! its nice to see games, even Matt Hazard...keep bodies and blood around.
 
If im not mistaken this game is rating pretty well.

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Somebody needs to tell the Matt Hazard guys that just because your game makes fun of shitty games, that doesn't give you a pass to make your own game shitty.
 
The humor might resonate better, perhaps even carry the experience, if it was placed in a decent game. Doesn't have to be mind blowing good, just playable. As is, it just rings so hypocritical. "We know what sucks in games, but that didn't stop us from doing it exactly the same way".

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Edited By WinterSnowblind

I have to question their choice to make this 1,200 points.  The gameplay just looks very redundant, for cheap it may have been worth a look, but like they were saying in the QL, you'd be a lot better off getting Shadow Complex.

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Edited By Santar

Is it just me or does Jeff have a tendency to be very negative on certain games from the get go?
It's like he doesn't even give them a chance. A bit unfair to the games if you ask me.

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Edited By ArbitraryWater

Looks kind of... dumb. There are far better ways for me to waste $15 on Xbox live. Also, I am glad the old player is back.

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Edited By InfiniteGeass

Shadow Complex blows this clean out of the water.

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Edited By jonnyboy

I played the demo, and while not brilliant it's not that bad. Unfortunately "it's not that bad" should never be 1200 points. When did 1200 become the new 800?

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Edited By Butchio
@Milkman: no... i bought it on psn and its really enjoyable. the body count for the first mission was over 500. gonna test out coop but so far i like it
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Edited By WickedCestus

I like how the bullets come from the background look like the bullets from Contra. That's about it.

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I love Eat Lead! It's better than Gears!

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Edited By jakob187

That's all great and dandy, but again...we're judging this game based on a Quick Look PLAYED ON THE EASIEST DIFFICULTY!  Give us a Quick Look where it's cranked up to "F that S", because I'm really curious how tough this game can be. 
 
Regardless, with Jeff saying that the control mechanics feel off, it would seem like that would play against you on the "F that S" difficulty.

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Edited By TheLawnWrangler

I like this 
 
a lot of people don't seem to be giving it a chance, but based on it's look and some other reviews, it isn't that bad. It isn't genius (i think I'll check out Shadow Complex first, then buy this), but it looks pretty..... it looks like mindless fun

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Edited By jdhounshell

now admittedly. a good game the blood and gore is fun to watch. the way it splatters everywhere its fun for a snowy afternoon. this game is a contra clone it best sums it up  shadow complex has a lot in common with this game the style of the game is simmuler the control skeem could be a little more tuned up its nothing that hurts the game from being playable its 1200MS Points   Quick play and leader board points adds some re-playability   Id say pick it up   its fun for what it is.   comedy and the inside jokes will have you laughing till the end.
 
my own personal score   is a 8/10

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Edited By Sharpshooter

Im surprised Jeff and Ryan were able to stay awake to be honest cause that looked so god damn boring.
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I like the tag line :)

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Edited By sgjackson

Anyone else play Jurassic Park II: The Chaos Continues? I was getting vibes from that for this whole quicklook.

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Edited By TheOGVandalvideo

The lack of a RAWKET LAWNCHAIR joke in this game shows that these people have no idea what they're doing when it comes to video game satire.
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Edited By samcotts

Bioshock side-scroller NEEDS to happen.

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Edited By dagas

Humor in video games is hard to pull off and parody especially. 

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fuck me...that was one of my band's names...

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Edited By Legend

Ryan: "It's not a very interesting character."
Jeff: "I think that's the point."
Ryan: "OK......(pause)"
 
LMAO! Jeff is extra funny in recent quick looks with Ryan. He keeps catching him off guard.

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Edited By freakin

playing homage and getting 'in the kitchen' of such classics as Shadow Complex and.... Shadow Complex.

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Edited By captain_clayman

they should hire some dudes that's going to make a game right 
 
the jokes are pretty good, but the game...ugh...

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@jakob187 said:

" That's all great and dandy, but again...we're judging this game based on a Quick Look PLAYED ON THE EASIEST DIFFICULTY!  Give us a Quick Look where it's cranked up to "F that S", because I'm really curious how tough this game can be.  Regardless, with Jeff saying that the control mechanics feel off, it would seem like that would play against you on the "F that S" difficulty. "

   I agree with you that we should not judge a whole game by just a quick look, but you lose me when you say that playing the game on harder will make it better.  If the core design is jacked up, I don't think any amount of difficulty will fix it.  A good game on easy is still fun, it may not be as challenging but one could see where the fun would be.
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that guy with the gun looks like  randy couture
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ummm wow....not good lol

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Edited By CelticKrush

Wow Jeff and Ryan come off pretty mean in this QL.

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Edited By Yummylee

Looks to be surprisingly fun, I'd much prefer the, now, series to carry on as like arcade hits. Then maaaybe wen Eat lead has dissolved from everyones memories, then try again for a retail release.
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Ironically "**** this ****" was my response to it being $15 :/
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Edited By TobyD81

I kinda liked how this game riffed on Contra and Metal Slug, but I agree with Jeff: when Shadow Complex, and even Alien Hominid are available, this game just doesn't cut it.

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Edited By roughplague

It's like they just mixed the gameplay from Shadow Complex (minus exploration, cool weaponry and progression) the cruise level from a lot of games including Splinter Cell: double agent, and the interior copied right out of Bioshock (it even had the holes that the sisters climbs into). And the whole shoot-pipes-to-get-the-water-flowing was also in Shadow Complex. This game seems like a rip-off at any angle you look at it, but thats what they're trying to accomplish...right?  
Protip: You want a f**kin awesome sidescrolling shooter, get Shadow Complex!

(oh, btw: if the idea off Matt Hazard is to parody a lot of overused videogame stereotypes, then why did they put in the environment of Bioshock which has only been used once in a spectacular fashion?)

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I still haven't bought Shadow Complex. Sorry, game, you're out of luck.

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I'm a big fan of Matt, but his games have been decent fair. Nothing incredible, but good mindless fun. The jokes in the first one were fantastic as well as the voice acting (Neil Patrick Harris!) but it wasn't worth the initial 60 bucks. (I picked it up for $10 on new egg, but I would have easily payed 30/40 for it.) The same happens here, I think 9.99 would have been the sweet spot. I'm going to get it at 15 anyway because I really like Hazard, and I'm a sucker for co-op, but I really think 10 would of been the sweet spot.

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@samcotts said:
"Bioshock side-scroller NEEDS to happen. "

Yes that would be awesome,   but this, this just sucks.
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I love Matt Hazard!

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Edited By thepantheon

when they walked into bioshock i was like huh, awesome.
 
it's rare to get a game that outright 'weird al's' the video game industry.
 
i hope this does well because with some more creatives behind it, this could be a very very smart and unexplored way to go for video game fun.

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I´m just here to fill in some gaps. the "female animation pirates" all walk like Jack Sparrow. They got that drunken, nonchalant walk. Thats kinda cool I guess.

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lol they sure bashed the hell out of this game, it looks aright though. co-op might be good.  
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Self awareness in games is fun at times, but this is just embarrassing 
 
Guy on the right also disappears at 11:57

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you guys never read Cracked Magazine?  

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They totally missed out on having guys you shoot on the high dive falling into that shallow ass pool to die doing belly flops, cannon balls, and breaking their necks diving into the pool.

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I enjoyed this, if Shadow Complex were on PS3 I'd probably never think of buying this but as it is, I'm tempted.

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I really would like Matt Hazard to be good.  Like the Naked Gun of Video Games.
 
I played the demo.  A lot, in fact.  It kept kicking me out, but I played all the levels they offered.  There were moments.  The SMB blocks were a nice moment.  And the fact that the slow bullets do the same rainbow-glow flash of old contra bullets... nice touch.
 
But there are only touches.  There is no cohesion.  If you're going to have Matt Hazard play through different video games, they have to be art directed cohesively.  Fine, if you want samey-shooting to be the mechanic everywhere, that's fine.  
 
But the fiction of Matt Hazard seems to suggest that every level is from ONE game, and every one is a different game.  That leaves room for loads of jokes!  There are enough games in every genre that rip each other off... Gears Parodies along with Halo and Mass Effect would all roughly fit together... but Mario doesn't belong in a level with Yo Fiddy Hit  That Ramp Helicopters.   All of these levels look like they're from a Matt Hazard game... and that's not what you told me I was in for...
 
I can see they've attempted cohesion, but they couldn't think of enough jokes, so they started... 
 
Ok, I can't believe I just typed all of this.  Maybe it's because my name is also Matt.  For 400 pts, I'd buy it.  It's not so bad.  But 1200?  Are you tihssing me?

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Edited By Ignor

So much nit-picking....
I don't particularly care about this whole "It's been done, now It sucks" 'tude.
Then again, I don't care about this game. 
Entertaining QL though, being that Jeff and Ryan were just as repetitive as the game they were playing.

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Edited By dvdwalker8

Can't believe that Jeff forgot that Eat Lead was 3rd person. Seems like a really easy thing to remember about a game. I kind of liked Eat Lead until the end when the difficulty got pretty stupid and the checkpoints weren't as plentiful as I would have liked. I wont be picking this game up though since I already own Shadow Complex and hardly play that as it is. I'll save my money for DLC for stuff like Dragon Age and Assassin's Creed II.
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I'm surprised how people compare this game to Shadow Complex.  Seems to me that this is more of a fast paced twitch action game which SC is definitely not.  The only similarities I see are that they're both side scrollers and both involve guns.  Can SC even be called a "shooter"? 
 
In other words, how many people compared Contra to Metroid? I owned them both and loved them for different reasons.  I don't remember thinking that Contra was a Metroid wanna-be with less depth.    
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Edited By CounterShock

thanks after watching that quick look I took the money I would have used on Matt Hazard and added five dollars then bought Trine. Thanks Giant Bomb, you are really looking out for the people.

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@AbeFroman1999:@AbeFroman1999 said:

" I'm surprised how people compare this game to Shadow Complex.  Seems to me that this is more of a fast paced twitch action game which SC is definitely not.  The only similarities I see are that they're both side scrollers and both involve guns.  Can SC even be called a "shooter"?  In other words, how many people compared Contra to Metroid? I owned them both and loved them for different reasons.  I don't remember thinking that Contra was a Metroid wanna-be with less depth.     "

 "I don't remember thinking that Contra was a Metroid wanna-be with less depth."
 
That's because Contra is NOT a Metroid clone. Shadow Complex most definitely is a fast paced twitchy action game..Shadow Complex IS a shooter, it is also other things. I think you need to review what you're trying to say here...
 
This Matt Hazard game is shamelessly ripping off some classics and doing very little to expand upon them, how lame. Some neat ideas in there as Jeff and Ryan pointed out, but who's going to care about that when the gameplay itself is overdone and boring.
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what were they thinking with the slow ass bullets?! looks crappy as hell.
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Edited By NekuCTR

Usually I am not a fan of games that use video game flaw references as an excuse for bad gameplay, but this looks rather funny and cool, and for $15 I may check it out.