Quick Look: WWE All Stars

" What the hell is The Miz doing in there?  "  

GB needs more Jared Rae

Oh and man, it sucks that there's no fantasy warfare matchup between "New DX" and Miz & Morrison. At 13:37, you're right - when you think of tag teams, you do NOT think of Triple H and HBK. But they're on the roster, so why not? I'm no hater - I dig them rocking DX together - but they're not really Degeneration X. There's no Chyna, no X-Pac, no Road Dogg, etc. Still, the pairing of Triple H and HBK is cool - they should match 'em up against Miz & Morrison with one of those sweet Fantasy Warfare video packages.

If you can't run people over with cars, I'm not interested.

This actually seems kind of rad.

Andre the Giant climbed out of a cage.

Jared's Super Dragon reference earns him the win... the complete and utter win.

" I so don't get wrestling. "

Wow, what's a PS2?

Paul Bearer.... ha! Only took me twenty years to get it!

Jeff's created wrestler looks like Cobra Commander on holiday.

STEROIDS!

something about John Cena's model specifically reminds me of the "I Want You (She's So Heavy)" sequence in Across The Universe.

How did they make it through the first match with no one saying "OH YEAAAAHHH"?  
 
I am disappoint.  :(

I presume wrestlers who have died haven't been included for respect's sake.
edit: No, it would seem the gigantism dude has snuffed it (probably due to the gigantism) so I guess the rest of the popular ones will be in the sequel? OK, so I'm gutted that the British Bulldog isn't in this basically. Guess I'll never know why not.

Those are some long loading times but this looks fun and not overly complicated.

Bret Hart IS Canada!

This looks like it take a lot of stuff from Def Jam: Fight for NY, which I am absolutely alright with.

Looks like I'm getting another wrestling game. 
 
I REALLLY wish there was some form of Mick Foley in this game.

One of my most favorite Quick Looks of all time. 

"He's called goddamn 'Andre the Giant'. You have to make him really big!" 
This made me laugh really hard for some reason.

I wish I could read the comments of just one video that had either Jared or Alex in them where there weren't comments full of either "I hate him, rrrraaaahh!!" or "GB should hire him! I want to see him everywhere!" Regardless of how interesting they can be in some moments they do not nearly have the rapport and humor that the core GB crew have. 
 
Jared and Alex are very much like something like vanilla extract with GB in that they can help make something larger than them more interesting but if I saw them on Giant Bomb on a regular basis I think it would ruin the overall product. (And frankly, in regard to Jared, he's really a one-trick pony. He spoke alot about DAII on the podcast last time but basically all he brings to the table is fighting game stuff that, selfishly, I can't take in large quantities.)

This quick look is especially hilarious if you're at all familiar with the wrestling landscape.
 
P.S. - Botchamania FTW.

Am I really going to buy a wrestling game?

No Hell in the Cell? That sucks...

The song at the 14:00 mark is from the Red Alert 2 soundtrack. Why do I know this? More importantly, why is THQ using it?

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                The song at the 14:00 mark is from the Red Alert 2 soundtrack. Why do I know this? More importantly, why is THQ using it?
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" @SuperSambo: I think they talked about that in an update....or maybe the sequel. "

I somehow wanted to watch this after hearing about the passing of "Macho Man" Randy Savage. I'm playing as him the rest of the day online.

I somehow wanted to watch this after hearing about the passing of "Macho Man" Randy Savage. I'm playing as him the rest of the day online.

 

macho man oooo yeah!

I've never had an interesting in wrestling. After seeing this Quick Look, I'm ready to dive in headfirst.

That was a slobber knocker. Not to be confused with slob knocker and definitely not to be confused with knob slobber.

Rowdy Piper is actually from Canada.

They should have made more of these. Thanks for the reminder "This Day in Giant Bomb History"