This Ain't No Game: TANG: Resident Evil: Apocalypse

lol nice one.

Another great episode! My buddy, who is a huge RE fan, admitted to actually liking the movies. Oh dear.

If we could have that clip of the zombie dog randomly pop up in every video ever, I would be the happiest of men.

Hive.

I always forget to not take casual walks through cemetaries filled with random fog just like they always are at night during a normal tuseday with a zombie outbreak going on. I am going to remember next time.

Woah, TANG has some nudity in it.  :o

Ahhh, zombie hookers!!!

i have been in love with milla jovovich since she was 13. Incidentally I was 13 when she was. We are still the same age shockingly enough.

that was pretty funny. the third one i thought was the best so far in the series. cant wait for the next fresh TANG!

I LOVE THESE

I saw this movie in the theatres when it came out, and thought it was pretty entertaining. Totally forgot about the jumping zombie dog scene.

Didn't this movie come out several years ago? It was awful.

A weird-ass ending as planed.

Milla Jovavich is the least attractive "it" girl in Hollywood. Plus, she's a freaking idiot when you see her in interviews.

I don't get it, who in the hell wants any of that? She's needs to keep her skinny unbreasted fish-faced self at home and out of movies. Not that I'd ever watch the drivel she stars in anyway...

oh yeah /end rant :)

Her existance on screen simply baffles me.....

I really enjoyed the RE movies.. you can't compare it to the games or you will find too many problems.. its a fun campy popcorn zombie franchise

lol... nikolai's getting pwned by dog scene just worked, no matter how often it was repeated. Especially the slowed down version in the end. I couldn't help laughing everytime it was shown.

awful movie makes for great TANG

First time viewer, and I love TANG already. That movie was in fact horrible, and I wish I can un-see the seen. The only good part in the movie was Mike Epps GTA comment.

TANG got all NSFW this edition with the zombie boobies.

That Zombie dog jumping on the guy's face scared me every single time.

that Nemises thing with the rocket launcher looked like Fawkes from Fallout 3!

I'm sorry, but I just have to say that the stuffed tiger sitting behind Vinny is the coolest stuffed animal I've ever seen outside of my own sweet collection XD.

Hey!, you insulted my sense of what bad ass is. I'm thirteen and I think that the resident evil movies were just terrible, and far from bad ass. Rorschach was bad ass, this was just the dribble of a guy who probably wrote this while drinking and crying to himself in a box. Ok, well maybe that's a little harsh, but this movie was still pretty bad.

OMG BOOBS!

It saddens me that I not only went and saw this at the cinema, but the first and the third as well.
Of the three I'd say its the worst and the third, probably the best but that's not saying much.

Apocalypse was awful, Nemesis was just ridiculous. The "Dead Walk!" tag in the newspaper was a nice little nod to Day of the Dead, though.

DAAAAAAAAAAAAANG!!

Ryan's Astroboy...Astro-big-boy.

I liked this film better than the first because of the fan service and the makes-no-sense silliness.  It was a turn off your brain, wait for the next "cool" scene movie.  I didn't care if any of it made sense or that it was filled with cliches.  In fact, that made it easier to watch because I could get up, make a sandwich and when I got back to the couch, I didn't feel any need to rewind.

Great TANG as always, love'm

Ryan, the real question is, why aren't there ALWAYS topless zombie hookers?

Zombie dog is serious business. Good TANG.

The only moments i enjoyed in this movie, was the dog in face and "G-T-A Mothafucka" xD

Ryan as a jet? This could mean only one thing...

Ryan is Optimus Prime!

Oh Zack Ward, how I miss you.

great editing

I actually liked this one though.. though I do like almost every movie with zombie apocolypses in it.. apart from that horrible 'zombie diaries'
*shudder*

I fell out of my chair laugh when I saw Ryan flying up out the screen. That was awesome.

Hey cool, Zack Ward's in this! I haven't seen him since "Titus" was on.

Agreed, this film blew... thankfully, being a fan of the games does not mean I have to like these films

resident evil on the dvd`s didnt make some sort of a WOW! on anybody.the CG failure that was degredation was a failure then resident evil the movie made a huge sucess and then this.just another failure.i hope the fans arent pissed

i actually liked this one over the first....i especially liked the chick playin jill valentine...hmmmm....

Looking forward to the third RE movie TANG because I'm 90 % certain I've seen it, but I cannot remember a single thing from the movie...if I have indeed seen it then the TANG should jolt my memory otherwise I'm going to have to watch it.

Whats this?  The first nudity Ive seen on GB lolz

LAUGHED. MY. ASS. OFF.


CAPS. LOCK. BROKEN.

*insert zombie dog attack*

awesome

Resident Evil: Toronto

I'm a big fan of TANG.  As bad as Apocalypse was, I actually liked it a little more than the first just by the fact that it plays out MORE like a zombie movie.  The problem was aptly pointed out by Ryan, which was that all of those  zombie moments were such fat cliche's.  Making the Alice character an unstoppable badass also killed the chances of any scene being thrilling or even tense.  For a fun mindless zombie movie RE: Apocalypse might only be mediocre at best.  But if anyone's looking for such an experience I'd much rather recommend the bizarre Austrailian flick "The Undead."