This Ain't No Game: TANG: Resident Evil: Apocalypse

THE RETURN OF ROCKET LEGS! HOORAY!
I'm glad Rocket Legs Ryan managed to survive the Nuclear blast.
God, TANG is so awesome.

Either that's the least memorable film of all time, or i haven't actually seen it, even though I thought I had.

Nikolai - the dude who gets eaten by the dog - is Scut Farkis from A Christmas Story.

Despite sucking horribly, Sienna Guillory was super hot in that blue halter top.

Mom that dog scares me...

AND WHERE MAH LEG?

SUPERRRRRRR RYAN!

Hated this movie.  The first was much better.

And lol WTF @ flying Ryan with seagull noises.

I never understood the grave yard scene. How did the bodies buried underground get infected and come back to life?

This was the only good RE movie IMO.

ever since Ebert and Roeper left "At the Movies With Ebert and Roeper", TANG has been the best show out there about films.

topless zombie hookers !!!

Don't walk through a cemetery during a zombie outbreak just seems like good common sense.

Whats up whith the sound effect with the Amazing Flying Ryan???
Is he flying with sea-gull-power?

Aww... I thought I was the king of the Zombies...

SUPER RYAN.

Yeah it was pretty awful.  Awesomely awful.

Flying Ryan!

For a miserable failure this movie is pretty good...

Good TANG. I remember the first movie of the RE series scared the shit out of me, and the second one was like all action, no suspense.

That big ass office building is Toronto's City Hall!

This movie was just awful. I just love how Mlilla Jovovich is running down the office building, which happens to be city hall in Toronto.

I agree with this review completely the first film was pretty good by video game adaption standards (which arent too high but still) and this movie flat out sucks, mindless incoherent action sequences and really cheesy acting.. 3rd film wasnt much better but at least it had pacing.

..What do they have against the Postal dude?

The rubbery look of the nemesis just killed it for me. I could forgive the OTT action, cheesy dialogue, and quite a lot of the other faults, all because the Nemesis happens to be my favourte Resident Evil antagonist, but when they made him look like a halloween mask, i died a little inside.

that building she runs down its my city's (Toronto) mayors office, pretty cool to see it in a move...buuuuut, well it coulda been better.

This movie looks bad. As usual.

I love Zack Ward. He and Sean Pertwee are the best "Hi! I´m..." *dies*-characters. I mean seriously. Sean died like half a minute in the first episode of Tudors.

And that ending hand to hand fight with Alice and Nemesis... Oh my god that was bad.

TANG!  What I look forward to every week!

Never saw it and I never want to.

Wait, a cemetery is a perfect place to casually walk through during an outbreak... says Max Brooks.

And how would the T-virus get into the graves?

Good work, can't wait to see those Uwe Boll films!

It seems like Ryan is a huge, albeit closeted, Resident Evil fan

Damn good editting. Was that seagull sound before the explosion in the film? It was blended in really well.

GTA MOTHER FUCKER !!!,and that dog clip never tires me
That may be the best thing i have seen all week :)


Long live Giantbomb.com

I actually liked the first one, but the last two where really stupid specially the 3rd one.

Loved the constant dog jumping on the guy and Super Ryan  hahaha

I actually liked the first one, but the last two where really stupid specially the 3rd one.

Loved the constant dog jumping on the guy and Super Ryan  hahaha

GTA MOTHE$#@#$%!!!! awesome

Lol. Nikolai was eaten like... 7 times.

I kept playing the "why are there topless zombie hookers"part over and over again. It's actually quite catchy when repeated.

See now, I love this movie.  This is one of those "yah, it's insipidly horrible, yet god damn I love it for that" guilty pleasure movies I just love to watch every so often.

Also, Valentine is SMOKIN'

Will I ever get sick of Vinny's repeat gags or the digital insertion of the Giant Bombiverse into a scene? I'm guessing hell no.

BOOOOOOOOOOOBIES

*dog lunge*

Haha, TANG is great. Great job Vinny with all the amazing editing, and to Ryan too by turning into a jet, lol.

another great TANG! i'm still waiting for the Super Mario Bros movie though....

GTA mothafucker! at least the GTA reference is given credibility by the presence of zombie hookers.

"Why are there topless zombie hookers?"

Better question, why weren't there more topless zombie hookers?

i actually like the RE's movies, coz i love Mila :)

a mi me gustan las pelis de RE porke amo a mila , no mames guey, pinche pendejo, muchcha bonita, tequila, sexo, condon yehaaaaaaaaaaa

Vinny you are a god at editing. Only you can make those RE clips watchable.

GTA MOTHER FUCKER!

zombie dogs