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Unprofessional Fridays: 05/30/2014

We cobble together enough spare equipment around the office to bring you some real dumb video games.

The end of the week is here! You made it! Let's sit back, relax, and close the week out in style with some video games.

May. 30 2014

Cast: Jeff, Brad, Drew, Matt, Alexis

Posted by: Drew

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Goodnight, sweet Vinny.

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Wolfenstein!

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New temp lighting setup. I dig it.

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Oh my.

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Delightfully unprofessional

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omg this thumbnail

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Brad knocking it out of the park with the Gamescon reference.

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Drew Scanlon: Jesus Freak

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You're too quick for me, uploader.

EDIT: The results of Jeff taking control of the Tricaster are a lot like those of Vinny taking control of the Bombcast.

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I can see Drew as a Jesus freak. He's too well kept compared to the other dudes.

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That Stomping Land game might be interesting if you could play as a dinosaur and skip all that tedious crafting bullshit.

I would be interested in a game of that style if you played as an animal in the woods, players spawn as random animals and just have to survive. No humans, no crafting, just 100% beast mode. Play as deers, or wild piggies, or a tiger, and go at it. You get a free respawn if you can mate with another animal of the opposite sex, or else it's game over.

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@vuud said:

You get a free respawn if you can mate with another animal of the opposite sex, or else it's game over.

Ok, i'm in.

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Did Danny get a haircut? He's looking extra spiffy tonight.

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@vuud: Sorry, man, but Spore has already been made, and it was generally considered to be less awesome than it should've been.

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So I guess if everything is getting packed up this week there won't be any content next week? Hopefully the Duders equipment isn't stolen this year :|

I never understood the appeal of the Toejam and Earl games. They always felt silly, but not in a good way.

Turok 2 was good for its time and the newer Turok game isn't terrible...its just average and falls in with that mid tier game that doesn't come out much anymore.

I know that its not going to happen but I would love it to death if Danny were the new Senior Editor for GiantBomb. I guess we're going to find out who it is in like a month or so?

Games I know 100% that I am getting this fall, day 1:
1. Disney Infinity: Marvel Heroes (or whatever it is called) and more than likely all the toys.
2. Evolve
3. Arkham Knight
4. Destiny

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Brad made a reference to the Dio meme.

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WHERE'S THE BLUE LIGHT!? Get it out of the box quick! I never knew how much I needed it until just this moment!!

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Well, I liked your worms joke, Brad.

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32.15: kinda miss someone besides Jeff talking about hip hop.

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<3 you guys :D

That is all.

P.S. Or is it?

P.P.S. Yes, it is. <3

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Castle Wolfenstein still opens chests faster that XONE loads levels

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Should Toejam & Earl talk? Maybe no.

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Toejam 4 Earl: Exclusive for Xbox One.

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I loved watching Drew sit there in a helicopter for ten minutes only to blow up immediately haha.

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Oh my god brad you'd better shave before E3 you look heinous.

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@vuud: Tokyo Jungle has some of these ideas. Can't remember if the dinosaurs and salaryman are DLC though.

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Hey Brad thats a really interesting looking game

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Someone has to put a stop to these early access, open-world, social experiment, crafting, broken everything games.

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Someone has to put a stop to these early access, open-world, social experiment, crafting, broken everything games.

As long as people keep buying them there going to keep making them whether we like it or not

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Did Brad just reference JoJo/Dio? Wasn't expecting that!

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No more Vinny/Jeff sports games...now I am really sad.

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Someone has to put a stop to these early access, open-world, social experiment, crafting, broken everything games.

Why?

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those singing ladies in the Toejam and Earl game give me legitimate creeps. Remind me too much of ventriloquist dummies. Ugh.

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No Vinny, but still a fun show. Apocalypse averted.

I really liked Jeff's comment about public television, it fit in perfectly with the travesty that is Toejam and Earl 3.

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@vuud: You literally just described Tokyo Jungle.

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It makes me laugh so much to think Matthew Rorie is a Die Antwoord fan.

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That setup is scrappy as shit.

I love it

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I still want that Jeff + Vinny announcer pack for Dota 2.

Or an all-in Giant Bomb joint. With a bonus "COURIERRRR!" yell from Crispy.

And Pascual saying "Get the houses - that's where they live!"

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Someone has to put a stop to these early access, open-world, social experiment, crafting, broken everything games.

Yes because them existing harms... our... children! YEAH OUR CHILDREN!

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people have made minecraft in unreal and unity.

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cigs66 is god.

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@vuud: Sounds like Tokyo Jungle.

And I just realized somebody else already told you. Oh well.