" @Kentro said:

" The only reason Sonic is sucking so badly, Is because of their own ideas. "Sonic Unleashed" is where it went downhill. Just the basic cause and effect makes you go "What The Fuck?" And not to mention the fact that Eggman is so crazy, hes going TO BLOW THE FUCKING EARTH UP?! What happend to his "Make the world in my twisted image" idea?!  See thats where they were so desprate, they just change the character personalities.   Then theres "sonic and the black knight." Which was really a mindfucker. First off, Where does this sound familiar from? And Why? Its the basic right off of the timeline of history. But, something tells me they wernt exact on it. And whats with the new evil guy, "The Dark King"? Where was he back then? And the underworld thing was just made up, like the fact that someone can continue to impress fans. At this point, i rather be playing tetris than sonic!  Thats right, hes that screwed, at this point, SEGA should be making his grave by now, and stop trying to bring it back to life. Somehow we all know, if they try even harder, theyre going to be making copyrighted games for sonic. So i think sonic should go meet with Death now, cuz now to this fact, hes obsolete. "

If Sonic went bad at Unleashed, I want to know what you think of Sonic 2006. "

Lol @ this thread.
 
Sonic needs two shotgun shells of pitying love behind the back of the barn.

lol I can't believe my brothers fanfiction is still on this site.

Damn it. I thought this was about that guy who insults Jeff through broken Engrish.

Damn it. I thought this was about that guy who insults Jeff through broken Engrish.

@Video_Game_King

Damn it. I thought this was about that guy who insults Jeff through broken Engrish.

Me too. I'm disappointed.

I remember this...

What happened to Ryanwho? Not that I'm complaining...

Well I think the mods already figured out a solution

Look who's here to brighten my day! :)

so shadow then?

Thank you so much for necro-ing this. It made my day. Easily one of the best posts I've read on GB.

You should put the character description near the beginning of the story, I tried to imagine how Brick looked throughout the story but then you were like, "he is like sonic only black and his shoes are black and white", it completely ruined my experience to be honest.

I was hoping this was going to a solution to the "s0nic_h3dgehog" problem...

@CH3BURASHKA said:

I was hoping this was going to a solution to the "s0nic_h3dgehog" problem...

That's exactly what I thought this was!

Also his list is way funnier.

Don't orget to write "ORIGINIAL CAHRACTERE DO NOT STEAL!!!!!!!!@"! so no1 steals your cool ideas.

@ArnoldThepillow said:

WHAO. look what u did.

This made me laugh way more than it should have.

Too be honest, I feel like I don't need any more Sonic games.

I picked up the Sega Collection for $20 a few years ago on ps3. It has all 1, 2, 3, and Knuckles. I feel like that's all I really need. When that sonic itch occasionally scratches I can boot that up and am good to go.

Just fucking oust dat muthafuck and be done with it.

@TooWalrus said:

What happened to Ryanwho? Not that I'm complaining...

He probably realized that being mean to people wasn't the way to get popular and created a new username.

@CH3BURASHKA said:

I was hoping this was going to a solution to the "s0nic_h3dgehog" problem...

The best part is he posted in this thread! I wish someone quoted it before the mods got to it, it was especially awesome (and kind of racist).

@Kyle said:

Thank you so much for necro-ing this. It made my day. Easily one of the best posts I've read on GB.

lol No problem. Reason I did was because I was actually talking to my brother (original poster) and the topic of his "old fanfiction" came up. He proceeded to be quite embarrassed about the whole thing, and I decided to see if it was still buried on this site. I kind of wish he would continue to create fanfiction because of how terrible it was. It's kind of like how "The Room" is an entertaining film, it's funny because he legitimately put effort into it and it was still awful.

@Kyle said:

Thank you so much for necro-ing this. It made my day. Easily one of the best posts I've read on GB.

lol No problem. Reason I did was because I was actually talking to my brother (original poster) and the topic of his "old fanfiction" came up. He proceeded to be quite embarrassed about the whole thing, and I decided to see if it was still buried on this site. I kind of wish he would continue to create fanfiction because of how terrible it was. It's kind of like how "The Room" is an entertaining film, it's funny because he legitimately put effort into it and it was still awful.

@Video_Game_King said:

Damn it. I thought this was about that guy who insults Jeff through broken Engrish.

I did too.

But anyway, this sounds about right for a Sonic the Hedgehog game plot. Wonder if Sega just up and hired this guy?

Oh man, my first thought when seeing this today was "exactly!"... turns out I had that same thought two years ago.

Honestly I think SEGA's been learning their lesson regarding Sonic lately. Sonic Colors and Generations were good, unironically enjoyable games.

Awesome revive.

Also, 17 is pretty damn old for a hedgehog.

@Herocide said:

Honestly I think SEGA's been learning their lesson regarding Sonic lately. Sonic Colors and Generations were good, unironically enjoyable games.

I haven't tried Colors, but I do have Generations and it isn't half bad! The classic levels are fun and the 3D levels are mediocre at worst. The game also looks really nice too, with vibrant and stylish visuals.