What's up with everyone commenting on boobs?

Oh, hey, boobs.

Something about the Darkness just screams to me that it would only be enjoyable for the first hour or so. I can't tell why though.

That's all well and good, but can I watch an entire movie on a crappy CRT TV in a shopping cart in the subway?

What I want to know is how linear it is. I played the demo at PAX East, and it felt like the game was telling me what to do, and not me finding where I need to go and figuring out how to do it.

First darkness wasn't my cup of tea, but I hope that with the skill tree, new looks and new plot it will be just the kind of game I want to play.

There is a point when boobs cease to be "boobs" and are thereafter revered as "tits."  
 
Those are tits.

@ZmillA said:

nice classy promo shot. Now to remove GB from the homepage of the family computer

You don't think those extremely well defined boobs are classy enough for your kids? SHEESH, parents these days! :)

Has the original held up well enough to go play now?

The first game wasn't exactly great, but I still remember some of the scenes even years after playing them. Hopefully this game can capture that same shocking moodiness that the original did so well. From the sound of it, they're on the right track, so consider me excited.

All those demon bits look heavy; must play havok with the guys back.

boobies+guns

I clicked this article hoping to see more boobs and "adult situations".

the first darkness was a pleasant surprise, only dragged down by the "open world" that was basically just you running back and forth in a subway for 10 minutes at a time between the fun parts.

I'm suddenly a lot more interested in this game.

Bought the first game with a very cheap price, but didn't manage to play it even half-way. Think I stopped soon after watching one of those tellies at the subway station for almost an hour. That was a fun feature, if something.

But that was back when I had just bought PS3 and had lot of other, more interesting games to focus on. So maybe I'll pick the first one up again before the sequel arrives.

didn't like the demo of the first one

Well it got boobies, what else is there to know :)

fake tits

Patton \m/

dudes, boobs.

Holy egregious cleavage Batman!

that chest.

You can control the Darkling?! That's fucking cool, cause in the first game the Darklings were very unresponsive, although I'll miss not having the Kamikaze or Russian Darkling.

Holy mammsries batman

@SuperWristBands said:

@Trylks said:

@SuperWristBands said:

Dark Souls has bigger boobies. Therefor Dark Souls>The Darkness. Sorry guys, science doesn't lie.

So greatest game ever is Soul Calibur or Dead or Alive?

Or are we counting the BBB mod in oblivion as part of the game?

Nah man, a character in Dark Souls has boobs the size of your characters torso. To be fair, she is a giant, but even then... boobs.

But that doesn't really count... it's all about shape, movement and proportions.

In Fable 2 if you increase your character skills in range attacks she becomes taller, does that make any difference? No.

@SuperWristBands said:

@Trylks said:

@SuperWristBands said:

Dark Souls has bigger boobies. Therefor Dark Souls>The Darkness. Sorry guys, science doesn't lie.

So greatest game ever is Soul Calibur or Dead or Alive?

Or are we counting the BBB mod in oblivion as part of the game?

Nah man, a character in Dark Souls has boobs the size of your characters torso. To be fair, she is a giant, but even then... boobs.

But that doesn't really count... it's all about shape, movement and proportions.

In Fable 2 if you increase your character skills in range attacks she becomes taller, does that make any difference? No.

I just hope they still have the insane WW1 afterlife sections.

The first one was a pleasant surprise for me. Maybe I'll like the sequel, too?

I really liked the first one although I was disappointing by the cliff hanger ending, so I'm really looking forward to this one.

So are we talking adult situations like I just killed a man on the beach and I'm having an existential crisis about the nature of morality and how I relate to others or adult situations like hot chicks with boobies?

Because I prefer the boobie kind.

"It's dark, it's brutal, and it's got Mike Patton. What more do you need?"
 
 
Kirk Acevedo back as Jackie Estacado

@atomic_dumpling said:

@Trylks said:

@SuperWristBands said:

@Trylks said:

@SuperWristBands said:

Dark Souls has bigger boobies. Therefor Dark Souls>The Darkness. Sorry guys, science doesn't lie.

So greatest game ever is Soul Calibur or Dead or Alive?

Or are we counting the BBB mod in oblivion as part of the game?

Nah man, a character in Dark Souls has boobs the size of your characters torso. To be fair, she is a giant, but even then... boobs.

But that doesn't really count... it's all about shape, movement and proportions.

In Fable 2 if you increase your character skills in range attacks she becomes taller, does that make any difference? No.

You guys should search youtube for "Eiken". Don't say I didn't warn you.

Proportions...

I enjoyed the first game so much! Its good to hear that first impressions on this appear to indicate they are treating the source material, and the original, with the respect it deserves :)

Good luck to em, I say - I can't wait to give this game a play through!

@Trylks said:

@atomic_dumpling said:

@Trylks said:

@SuperWristBands said:

@Trylks said:

@SuperWristBands said:

Dark Souls has bigger boobies. Therefor Dark Souls>The Darkness. Sorry guys, science doesn't lie.

So greatest game ever is Soul Calibur or Dead or Alive?

Or are we counting the BBB mod in oblivion as part of the game?

Nah man, a character in Dark Souls has boobs the size of your characters torso. To be fair, she is a giant, but even then... boobs.

But that doesn't really count... it's all about shape, movement and proportions.

In Fable 2 if you increase your character skills in range attacks she becomes taller, does that make any difference? No.

You guys should search youtube for "Eiken". Don't say I didn't warn you.

Proportions...

Yeah, no doubt. That Eiken stuff is messed up. As for Dark Souls, check it, that is the lady, her proportions seem fine, even if they are pretty large. She just happens to be giant.

@SuperWristBands said:

@Trylks said:

@atomic_dumpling said:

You guys should search youtube for "Eiken". Don't say I didn't warn you.

Proportions...

Yeah, no doubt. That Eiken stuff is messed up. As for Dark Souls, check it, that is the lady, her proportions seem fine, even if they are pretty large. She just happens to be giant.

I agree.

I'm also happy that characters (PCs, NPCs or enemies) in games look like that and not like the last pictures in the first page of the linked thread.

Some people seem to prefer otherwise, http://www.giantbomb.com/forums/general-discussion/30/sex-vs-violence-which-one-is-worse/518017/

I think we need more games with these design principles. :P

The misleading thumbnail image you couldn't find in the article.

WiiU version in the works.

@SSully said:

@mbr2 said:

@Tahlo said:

Never played the first Darkness. Might give this one a shot.

That's like saying "I've never watched The Godfather. I might watch the third one" wat

That is like saying you played the second game, but haven't.

Are you lying to him, SON?