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    The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings

    Game » consists of 16 releases. Released May 17, 2011

    The sequel to 2007's critically acclaimed role-playing game, The Witcher. Players again take control of Geralt of Rivia in this story-focused adventure.

    President Obama receives The Witcher 2 CE from Polish politician.

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    Vinny_Says

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    #51  Edited By Vinny_Says
    @Jimbo said:
    @blacklabeldomm said:
    The best thing to ever come out of Poland is that video game....  well the kerosene lamp was pretty useful, but The Witcher is also...
    What about shoe polish?
    Does that really count? I mean without shoes there would be no use for shoe polish...
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    #52  Edited By jorbear

    Obama better play that game. Anyone in their right mind would do so.

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    #53  Edited By WalkerTR77

    If there's anyone without the time needed to spend playing the witcher 2, It's Obama.

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    #54  Edited By kyrieee

    Obama might not be happy with the portrayal of rulers in TW2 =) 

    @DystopiaX said: 
     Its less that for me because I think that perception is changing, I just don't know how good of an idea it is to give the President a game filled with gore and tits. I have no problem with gore or tits but it doesn't seem to be something I'd give a President of a foreign nation.  
       
    There's no gore in the game
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    I hope he finds it to be as thupagangsta as I did. 
     
    I also hope that he does not give it to his kids.

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    #56  Edited By Thule
    @kyrieee said:
    Obama might not be happy with the portrayal of rulers in TW2 =) 
    @DystopiaX said: 
     Its less that for me because I think that perception is changing, I just don't know how good of an idea it is to give the President a game filled with gore and tits. I have no problem with gore or tits but it doesn't seem to be something I'd give a President of a foreign nation.  
       
    There's no gore in the game
    That depends on your definition of gore. Some of the finishers are pretty gnarly. But yeah, there's no outrageous amounts of blood and guts.
     
    I think this is a pretty cool gift, even though he won't have time to play it. Just goes to show how big the Witcher is in Poland.
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    #57  Edited By Edwardryu

    disrespectful? why? it's 21st century. think different, man. but I've never seen something like this. is it cool or odd? I don't know. the point is that Obama will play it? I highly doubt it. he doesn't even have time to do. (so busy to handle lots of issues).

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    #58  Edited By Tennmuerti

    Sweet gift.
    Too bad he is unlikely to have the 40+ hours to sink into an RPG

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    #59  Edited By omghisam

    I wonder how the secret service would interpret a gift to a world leader with the subtitle "assassin of kings."

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    #60  Edited By MistaSparkle

    What if he hasn't played the first witcher?

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    #61  Edited By Nux

    This is awsome. Its a new trend of gift giveing.
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    #62  Edited By HitmanAgent47

    Who does poland and the witcher think he is? Giving out a game that isn't well optimized and only 87% on gamerankings, compared to 86% of the last game? Are they serious? It's like giving the president junk. Also where is he going to find a videocard powerful enough with an old rig from the 80's in the white house?
     
    I can't believe that you are all going to think he's going to play it.

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    #63  Edited By Raven10

    This is obviously what the president will do in his free time for the rest of the year. I mean, even presidents take breaks. He can play it with Michelle while his daughters play the Wii. Sounds like a great time for all.

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    #64  Edited By AhmadMetallic

    I bet he gifted it over Steam

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    #65  Edited By swoxx
    @OracleXIII said:
    Well it's a bit on the fun side, however, is it really something you'd give a president? 
    Hey now, presidents appreciate ladies undressing with magic as much as the next guy
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    #66  Edited By BlackHeronBlue
    @Ahmad_Metallic said:
    I bet he gifted it over Steam
    no, it was the Collector's Edition. Imagine the look on some politicians face when they see Geralt's head in the Oval Office.
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    #67  Edited By valrog
    @OracleXIII said:
    @Ahmad_Metallic said:
    I bet he gifted it over Steam
    no, it was the Collector's Edition. Imagine the look on some politicians face when they see Geralt's head in the Oval Office.
    Priceless. I still wish they would make the Witcher's Medallion instead, imagine Obama wearing it...
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    #68  Edited By Dingofighter

    Now, what if Obama really likes this game and all of a sudden all of the US resources goes towards game development... 
    Lincoln Force 2: Obama Bogaloo.

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    #69  Edited By BlackHeronBlue
    @valrog said:
    @OracleXIII said:
    @Ahmad_Metallic said:
    I bet he gifted it over Steam
    no, it was the Collector's Edition. Imagine the look on some politicians face when they see Geralt's head in the Oval Office.
    Priceless. I still wish they would make the Witcher's Medallion instead, imagine Obama wearing it...
    ........................like a chain.
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    #70  Edited By valrog
    @OracleXIII: Oh you.
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    #71  Edited By ShaggE

    Obama: "... Seriously? I JUST finished New Vegas, and now THIS? Christ, guys, I can't just call off for a day or two like most people! Not to mention the inter-oval-office MK tourney I have to push back now... Biden's been practicing with Smoke, the cheap bastard, and I'll never catch up now!"

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    #72  Edited By phrosnite

    Now that's called marketing.

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    #73  Edited By bacongames

    Even if he never opens that box, that thing will sit either in his home or in the fucking White House.  Personally I can't think of any other form of entertainment that brings attention and prestige to Eatern European nation like video games.  I would do the same thing as the Ukranian president and given the US president a copy of Cryostasis, the Stalker series, and Metro 2033.  Also keep in mind he gave Obama what he felt were prestigious Polish books and films as well.  Honestly it feels really good for the Polish president to be proud enough of The Witcher to present it as a gift.  I bet CD Projekt is honored.

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    #74  Edited By salad10203

    Man I hope he plays it, I would love to see the decisions he makes.  

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    #75  Edited By BlackHeronBlue
    @Tuffgong said:
    Even if he never opens that box, that thing will sit either in his home or in the fucking White House.  Personally I can't think of any other form of entertainment that brings attention and prestige to Eatern European nation like video games.  I would do the same thing as the Ukranian president and given the US president a copy of Cryostasis, the Stalker series, and Metro 2033.  Also keep in mind he gave Obama what he felt were prestigious Polish books and films as well.  Honestly it feels really good for the Polish president to be proud enough of The Witcher to present it as a gift.  I bet CD Projekt is honored.
    this is true.
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    #76  Edited By cheddartyme

    keep in mind he also gave him the books the game is based on signed by the author. So the game is kinda just a part of the collection.

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    #77  Edited By McGhee

    I wonder what Obama's Steam name is? 
     
     "iHaztehNukeOptionBitches" or maybe "PhuckedyourMOMintheOvalOffice"

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    #78  Edited By Kaspar
    @omghisam said:
    I wonder how the secret service would interpret a gift to a world leader with the subtitle "assassin of kings."
    It'll give them ideas that will make Obama's Renegade meter go sky-high! Especially the subtitle.
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    #79  Edited By BrockNRolla

    This is all kinds of weird. 

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    #80  Edited By Animasta
    @McGhee_the_Insomniac said:
    I wonder what Obama's Steam name is?   "iHaztehNukeOptionBitches" or maybe "PhuckedyourMOMintheOvalOffice"
    XXh0peXX420
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    #81  Edited By pweidman

    Just too awesome, but I wonder if Obama is under any presumption that he must play the game to comment on it out of respect to the Polish leadership. 
      
    PM from Poland: 'So President Obama, how you gettin' along in TW2?  What are your impressions on the combat, story, and awesome Witcher wenches?' 
     
    You know they've played it and can catch his ass if he's makin shit up,lol.
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    #82  Edited By jacksukeru
    @TheSeductiveMoose said:
    I would watch an Obama Let's Play.
    I would too....if Vinny was also in it.
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    Polish Politician guy, I like you.

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    #84  Edited By Twitchey
    @Hailinel: I'm going to take that as a sneaky jab, because it makes me feel happy.
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    #85  Edited By ervonymous

    I hope Obama doesn't have a crossfire rig.

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    #86  Edited By WinterSnowblind
    @Hellstrom said:
    @valrog said:

    @OracleXIII said:

    Well it's a bit on the fun side, however, is it really something you'd give a president? 

    Yes, yes it is. Although I'm not from Poland, I understand that The Witcher is quite important there, so... I definitely approve of this. Would it be any different if he would be given a book? No, but somehow media will still want to tear it apart because it's a video game.
    A video game really important in Poland? I guess when you only have a few note worthy devs you pump up the successful one  the most. Kinda like what Russia did with that Lesbian chick duo. Also as much as i love video games i really don't think you should compare them to literature.
    The Witcher is based on a series of novels that have been adapted into TV shows and movies in the past.  It's HUGE in Poland, Russia and most of Eastern Europe. 
    Personally, I really love that the game stays so true to the original works, to the point where the game makes little sense for us English speakers in places.. They didn't make any concessions in an attempt to reach a more mainstream audience. 
     
    Would be nice if they'd hurry up and translate the rest of the books though.
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    #87  Edited By MideonNViscera
    @OracleXIII said:
    Well it's a bit on the fun side, however, is it really something you'd give a president? 
    Better than a basket of your national fruit, or whatever token crap is typical of the situation. Though it'd be kinda fucked up if Obama actually had time to get into an RPG haha
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    #88  Edited By emem

    Haha, great.

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    #89  Edited By imsh_pl

    Yep, he did ;]
     
    Obama received a copy of the Witcher 2, some of Sapkowski's books, a pen, and an iPad with some short films by Tomasz Bagiński, such as this one (entitled "The Animated History of Poland):   

     
    Just further proves how big the Witcher franchise is out here.
     
    PS Here's a different example of Bagiński's work:
      
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    #90  Edited By SlasherMan

    Would be cool if he'd actually play it. He probably won't.

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    #91  Edited By valrog
    @WinterSnowblind: Yeah, I hope that will encourage some publishers to translate the rest of Sapkowski's work...
     
    @Hellstrom: He got the books as well, so there's really no problem.
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    #92  Edited By Yanngc33

    He should give it to Hillary, see what she thinks about it ;)

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    #93  Edited By aseinsha

    lol this is freaking awesome HAHAHAHA Obama is ganna be "preoccupied" for a while :D can't wait read the "review" :D awesome though freakin awesome :D

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    #94  Edited By aseinsha

    lol I found this image on some forum thought I'll share it made be lol but it could be much better imo it has potential... 
    http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/7485/obamawitcher2.jpg

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    #95  Edited By Thule
    @imsh_pl said:

    Yep, he did ;]
     
    Obama received a copy of the Witcher 2, some of Sapkowski's books, a pen, and an iPad with some short films by Tomasz Bagiński, such as this one (entitled "The Animated History of Poland):   

     
    Just further proves how big the Witcher franchise is out here.
     
    PS Here's a different example of Bagiński's work:
    As someone who likes his history, that first video was really cool. He really put nearly everything in there, even a bit about the battle of Britain. Thanks for posting that imsh!
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    #96  Edited By Jost1

    "It has full frontal!"

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    #97  Edited By stoydell

    A Polish friend of mine said his parents got him the first game when it first came out. Apparently Poland is pretty proud of the fine little company.

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    #98  Edited By BitterAlmond
    @Saethir said:
    I am reminded of when Obama gave the Queen of England an Ipod.  it's only a matter of time until dignitaries stop at spencers gifts on the way to the meeting and get each other funny shot glasses. I, for one, approve.
    I certainly hope they give each other goofy gifts. It's one of the few aspects of politics that doesn't have to be strictly serious.
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    #99  Edited By LiquidPrince

    That's hilarious. I hear he has his own computer: 
     
    XD 
     
      

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    #100  Edited By PillClinton
    @LiquidPrince: holy shit, he has his OWN computer?!   
     
    great video, i'd never seen that before.  

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