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Happy Holidays From Dante's Inferno

Nothing says "togetherness" like a little evisceration!

Dec. 26 2009

Posted by: Brad

In This Episode:

Dante's Inferno

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What?

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Really???....2 Purple Peaks?? 
 
Someone , somewhere, green-lit this. Why has that person not ben fired yet. I am interested in the game, but the marketing so far is utter crap!! I feel insulted as a gamer as to how low-brow they are taking it.

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blasphemy. stupid, stupid game.
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No, you got to hell, game.

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@Drebin_893 said:
" What? "
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Well there goes any interest I had in this game straight out the window...

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The marketing sucks but I like the demo. I can forgive it for being a shameless God of War clone if it turns out to be a good God of War clone. Have to wait and see, either way I'm not making any judgments based on the perplexing work of this advertising agency.

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Hahaha Awesome! Love it!

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@patrick5152003 said:
" blasphemy. stupid, stupid game. "
You do realize that God's sending you straight to hell just because you watched that, right?
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@patrick5152003:
No, it's not blasphemy. God probably laughed his ass off watching this pitful attempt at humour.
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Pretty Cool!

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@Legend said:
" No, you got to hell, game. "
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Buzz kill.

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@Legend said:
"No, you got to hell, game. "

You can't take that from a game, dawg!
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The sad thing about this is that every time EA does something fun or cool like this video they gotta go and do at least two corporate evil empire things like their stupid pre-order rip offs or cutting content from a game to be paid DLC later. To make sure we don't start to like them too much of course.

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This is really, really bad. It's not funny at all. Wow, this video really changed my mind about Dante's Inferno.
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What's Christmas without an age gate?
 
What a stupid trailer

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@Inertia said:

" @patrick5152003 said:

" blasphemy. stupid, stupid game. "
You do realize that God's sending you straight to hell just because you watched that, right? "
Yes, it's a stupid trailer for a brain dead clone game.  But WTF does God have to do with ti?  I hate to be a buzz kill for you but Christmas is not a Christian holiday.  Christ was born in the spring.  Santa Clause, the tree, the raindeer all come from Germanic and other pagan rituals. Christmas was a just Chruch's attempt to hijack pre-existing pagan holidays. The baby Jesus hardly even gets any airtime these days.
 
Hell, I am an atheist and I dig Christmas but let's be honest it's about as Christian as a stripper snorting a line while DPing.
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Anyone who doesn't want to buy the game any more because of this "trailer" didn't like the game to begin with.

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I enjoyed it.
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I'm gonna have to download the demo after work tonight and check it out!  = D

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  What an incredibly stupid-looking game. 
 
@Luthorcrow:
 Christmas is a Christian holiday. The date was moved to coincide with older pagan rituals such as Yule and the Solstice. But it's undeniably a Christian holiday, even if it has been modified to appeal to a much wider, more modern audience.  
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uhhh wat

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@Luthorcrow said:
" @Inertia said:

" @patrick5152003 said:

" blasphemy. stupid, stupid game. "
You do realize that God's sending you straight to hell just because you watched that, right? "
Yes, it's a stupid trailer for a brain dead clone game.  But WTF does God have to do with ti?  I hate to be a buzz kill for you but Christmas is not a Christian holiday.  Christ was born in the spring.  Santa Clause, the tree, the raindeer all come from Germanic and other pagan rituals. Christmas was a just Chruch's attempt to hijack pre-existing pagan holidays. The baby Jesus hardly even gets any airtime these days.  Hell, I am an atheist and I dig Christmas but let's be honest it's about as Christian as a stripper snorting a line while DPing. "
Dont be an idiot. Christmas IS a christian holyday. Wheter or not the church hijacked a pre-excisting holiday has nothing to do whit it. Its a christian and cultural holiday. Even if the baby jesus wasnt born then its still a commemoration of Jesus' birth. It is a christian holiday and nothing you say will change that.
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@PJ said:
Even if the baby jesus wasnt born then its still a commemoration of Jesus' birth. It is a christian holiday and nothing you say will change that. "
LOL, so even if the purpose the holiday is none to be historically incorrect, which it is, it's still a Christian holiday.  WOW, face it's a pagan holiday with Christian window dressing.  You can pretend all you want but the fact is most of the traditions (the tree, stocking stuffing, present exchange, etc) pre-date Christianity.  If anything Christmas has become more like it's pagan roots in the last 100 years.  You can spend an entire Christmas season without ever seeing a baby Jesus, the manger, etc all season. But you can't throw stick without hitting Santa, a Christmas tree, wreaths, etc. The holiday is so soaked in pagan symbolism and rituals that facade of Christianity is almost been erased from the holiday.
 
So yes, I think you can enjoy the holiday and not subscribe to your fairy tales.
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I downloaded the demo and enjoyed it a lot more than I thought I would.  I like the animated cut scenes and the gameplay seems crazy and fun enough.  I'm not really interested in the story at all and even for what it is it seems pretty dumb, but in a way that will deliver a lot of those really enjoyable moments.
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I can't believe that after putting so much effort into creating such a serious tone around the game they came out with this. It tramples over the serious atmosphere that their huge marketing campaign tried to set and did it in a very unfunny way.

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I need another shot.. 

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Did EA really have to hire the old Acclaim's marketing department to work on this game?

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Christmas isn't a Christian holiday. Compare the time you spend on a prayer to the time you spend buying gifts, decorating your house, putting stuff under a symbolic tree, and putting up with some Santa mythology. 
 
I think that pretty much tells you it's not a Christian holiday. Easter is more Christian.

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@Luthorcrow said:

" @PJ said:

Even if the baby jesus wasnt born then its still a commemoration of Jesus' birth. It is a christian holiday and nothing you say will change that. "
LOL, so even if the purpose the holiday is none to be historically incorrect, which it is, it's still a Christian holiday.  WOW, face it's a pagan holiday with Christian window dressing.  You can pretend all you want but the fact is most of the traditions (the tree, stocking stuffing, present exchange, etc) pre-date Christianity.  If anything Christmas has become more like it's pagan roots in the last 100 years.  You can spend an entire Christmas season without ever seeing a baby Jesus, the manger, etc all season. But you can't throw stick without hitting Santa, a Christmas tree, wreaths, etc. The holiday is so soaked in pagan symbolism and rituals that facade of Christianity is almost been erased from the holiday.  So yes, I think you can enjoy the holiday and not subscribe to your fairy tales. "
Uh... no.
 
None of the things you mentioned (except arguably gift-giving) pre-date Christianity. Let me make this absolutely clear:
Christmas trees: 16th century
Christmas stockings: 16th or 17th century
Gift-giving: Late middle ages, not common in the western world until the 18th century
Christianity: 1st century
 
With that out of the way, let's talk "pagan symbolism."
Christmas trees commemorate St Boniface, a catholic saint (and saints are pretty fucking Christian).
Stockings and Santa Claus are part of the myth about St Nicholas, another saint.
The wreath is a common Christian symbol since Jesus wore one (the crown of thorns) on the cross.
Really, the only Yule ritual that has been preserved since the pagan days is that of getting helplessly drunk.
 
I appreciate your attempt to see beyond the crap society feeds you, but please don't act like you're well-informed when you don't have a clue. Maybe you should stop subscribing to your own fairy tales.
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Liked the demo, don't like this trailer. 
 
Ah well, I'll still just wait and see what reviews it gets.

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Oh god, people arguing on the internets.
 
Two purple peaks. Golden.

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Yes, I like it.

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I had high hopes for this until they actually started to sing the song. Oh well. Doesnt change my opionion of the game, or whether or not I'm going to pick it up
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Another stab at the Inferno's credibility. Thanks, guys. You're really outdoing yourselves here.

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The marketing for this game has all been pretty awful. Time to put the team on another game or axe them altogether--they've generated press, but none of it's good.

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@Inertia said:
" @patrick5152003 said:
" blasphemy. stupid, stupid game. "
You do realize that God's sending you straight to hell just because you watched that, right? "

i'm not "that guy' just saying, this vid and game are stupid.
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Game developers need to do this more; this is awesome.

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I love blasfamy!!!!!!

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Lol nice trailer xD

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That sounds like the worst Christmas ever.

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Lol, in my book this game just isnt blasphemous enough!!   I want the Judah kiss of death, that makes peoples head explode, or St Marys screams of woe, that sends all enemies into the air for perfect combos, I want a Jesus Christ superstar overkill, where he comes slamming down into the ground on a cross and does an enemy clear move with blood spraying from his hands.  NOW THAT IS BADASS. 
 
I dont care if its a God of War clone, Christian Mythology is better than Greek Mythology ANYDAY 
 
 
also crown of thorns should work like a projectile weapon, with boomerang qualities !! woot

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Well that was......odd, to say the least.

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Spend your holidays in hell?
 
yes please!
sounds like a blast, they got music and everything!

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I liked the demo, but with GOW III coming in March, I think I am going to hold off. I don't want to shoot my character-action game wad too soon. And about this whole religious argument going on, I'm an atheist, but I still have a good time during XMas. I love the gift giving and the togetherness and all that good stuff that comes along with it. So, who gives a fuck where it came from or who took whos tradition and all that shit... 

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@Legend said:
" No, you got to hell, game. "
agreed! cheeky game....
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lighten up peeps, the video doesn't ruin the game. It's still going to be a gruesome hacknslash. Even after you saw this video.

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How does not liking a trailer make you not like the game?

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@patrick5152003 said:

" @Inertia said:

" @patrick5152003 said:
" blasphemy. stupid, stupid game. "
You do realize that God's sending you straight to hell just because you watched that, right? "
i'm not "that guy' just saying, this vid and game are stupid. "
and the reasons for your statement are? I have nothing against opinion, just curiosity of the reasons behind it.