Squeeze and Pull Your Collection in Touch My Katamari

Is Ahnold in the new Katamari game or something??

oh shit katamari

KEEP IT CLASSY.

God dammit, Japan! I guess I'm getting a Vita...

Maddest advert ever! xD

Wow, new gameplay mechanics in a Katamari game? Weird.

I don't even.....

Bad touch, bad touch! Dont touch my katamari.

Wow, I really love this ad. I want this game and I've never even played a Katamari game before.

i haven't even started watching this video and im already hard

You know, last time I told someone to touch my katamari I ended up having kids...

At every moment, somewhere on this earth, a Katamari is being squeezed and/or stretched.

I need an adult!

In order of being incredibly fucking crazy: The lady at the end > the new Katamari mechanics > The billiards game > Olde fashioned Katamari.

This made me want a ps vita really bad all of a sudden. I guess i'm more easily manipulated than I thought.

So this might be a decent reason to get a Vita if you are already pretty interested in one. Not saying its gonna make the systen, but I fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkking LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVE Katamari.

That's right girl, go on, touch my katamari.

so the new thing to draw me in is to buy a new device, and then put my hands together or press a button, but other than that it's just katamari? no thanks. i have a feeling the ad is the only thing cool about this game.

If a Katamari touches you, report its length to GIRL.

i need this

I don't feel comfortable saying "Touch My Katamari" aloud.

ok................. then.

yea i touched that Katamari it was totally asking for it and i'd do it again

"More content coming as DLC!"

Oh you mean like how literally half of Beautiful Katamari (the more interesting half, no less) was all locked as paid on disc DLC? If they pull that shit again...

Eeew

It's cool to see them bringing out a new Katamari game that actually has a new gameplay twist.

If a Katamari touches you, report its length to GIRL.

"....The game makes use of the rear to squeeze and stretch"

SOLD!

Gotta get my friends to come over and we can all touch our katamaris, oh yeaaaaahhhh.

I'd love to touch your katamari, baby.

i havent touched my katamari for years

Hahaha, what the christ, that was awesome. The resizing gimmick is simple, but watching the prince pick up a whole town at once with the wide katamari, I can't help but grin. Looks great.

it was going so well, up until the voiceover.

GIRL is all over my katamari.

Best trailer ever, until about 1:50.

Katamaris are always so touchy...

Voiceover lady, I'm going to need to see some ID before I actually touch your Katamari. I know people who got in trouble for that sort of stuff.

This video makes me want to Touch My Katamari

I'm touching my katamari right now...

Wait, what were we talking about?

I loved the billiards segment... It was really strange when the announcer came on.

@jonnybob: @jonnybob said:

I need an adult!

LoL, perfect...

Whaaat the fuuuuuuuccccckkk...

Wait, doesn't Katamari mean "junk"? Touch My Junk?!

Okay, okay, I can squeeze and stretch it. The question, however, remains...

Can I tug my Katamari?

Oh I don't like how enthusiastic they where about DLC, the last Katamari game I played had a large percent of the game locked away on disk..

First 50 seconds are brilliant.

"Re-PRAY" over and over again?

I certainly will not touch your Katamari!! Hope this one has the same great music as the previous titles.

@Ninja_Welshman said:

I certainly will not touch your Katamari!! Hope this one has the same great music as the previous titles.

Yes its awfully sexual trailer if you replace Katamari with a certain word