With the next big turning point on gaming upon us I figured I should look back at the last almost-decade worth of games and figure out which ones grabbed me and shook me around yelling LOVE ME YOU FUCK.
To which I responded with why yes, yes I will. These are in alphabetical order since I have no clue which I like more.
The first boss is a giant cyber space budha bigger than a planet and you have to explode him using Kenchiro's Fist of the North star technique. AND IT GETS EVEN BETTER THAN THAT.
I'm Batman.
The sequel will be on PS4 and One, just a matter of time. Or at least I'll keep saying that UNTIL IT FUCKING HAPPENS YOU FUCKS.
I'm sorry their is so much porn of Elizabeth Ken Levine.
The very definition of how bad marketing can utterly destroy a games sales potential no matter how fucking awesome that game is.
Please give me another one of these Relic, please please pleeeeease.
But can this list run Crysis?
A cool game for cool people that like being cool. Aka Zelda but not shit.
Your dead girlfriend won't shut up so you better shoot more monsters.
The first I played and still best tower defense game ever.
Lag, disconnections, an auction house that completely broke the difficulty curve. D3 had problems but god damn was it still so good.
HIS HAIR ISN'T WHITE ARRGHGHHGH#&^@#*@)($$#@##)# - average idiot who avoided this awesome game.
Oh Bioware, if only you could be as cool as you were when you made this, again.
By far the best of the Gears'ssss ss sss games.
ZEUUUUUUUSSSSSS zeus? ZMOOOS SWOOSH KABOOSH.
Fuck off Brad. This game is one that will remain burned in to my mind for all eternity. To say I obsessed over it is to dramatically undersell just HOW CRAZY I got over it.
SHEPARD OHOHOH I'M SO FUNNAY I MAKE THE JOKE.
Seriously though if you don't care about the story as much this is the one of the three you wanna play.
It's fucking Portal 2, if you haven't played it stop reading this list right now and go do it asshole.
Still hands down the best Ratchet of the franchise.
I wish more shooters were half as fun as Guerilla was.
4 did some things better but god damn was 3 just so perfect in so many ways.
SPAAAYYYCCEE MAWEEEEN. Fuck I want a sequel so bad.
The most compelling, grim and experiencial time I've ever had with a shooter. So many eeeeemooshuns.
12 years of patience and absolutely no disappointment. While their were little things I would have preferred different, SC2 and its expansions continue to define why I love strategy and science fiction.
Boobs are great but a fighting game that is actually playable and enjoyable by non fighting-game-fans is an extreme rarity and to this day still SC4 holds that title above all else in its genre.
The most PC-ass PC game that ever PC'd. Giant armies of robots and tanks and ships and jets and fuck I wish the sequel had been better.
Because you can never have too much Diablo.
I would probably be arrested if I didn't put this game on list because clearly I would be a false impersonator of myself.
Probably going to be the best reason to have owned a ps3 for all time.
Never played a game like it before and now I want more MORE I SAY.
