Gaming Peeps Say the Darndest Things

Developers and marketing will say anything to get your attention, often leading to some interesting choice of words.

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Posted By Symphony

Hehe, great list so far. Wish I could think of some more to add, but drawing blanks atm.

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Posted By Droop

Haha some of these are crazy. Nice list.

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Edited By Pepsiman

The original No More Heroes is also notable for having a game launch that involved giving away toilet paper.
 


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Posted By Siphillis

Jonathan Davis sounds better with Jeff's voice.

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Posted By crushed

Erik Wolpaw is one of the funniest men in the industry.

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Posted By Brodehouse

Great list.
 
Possible addition; One shot, center mass.

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Posted By TMThomsen

Amazing list

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Posted By ChernobylCow

Funny stuff.

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Posted By Azteck

25. is still my favorite one. I mean, it's just so true.

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Posted By Brackynews

NEVER FORGET.

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Posted By FireSketch

This list is incredible! I think the good Doctor's quote is the best.

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Posted By CalebCrawdad
@Brodehouse:  rofffffffl
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Posted By Blunderboy

Awesome stuff.

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Posted By Hailinel

Ah, Krazy Ken.  Your insanity was such a joy.  Well, when you weren't trying to justify the obscene prices of home electronics. :P

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Posted By Russcat

Great list!

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Posted By procyon

You know, I actually think Ice-T was onto something there when he said they're not real people.

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Posted By TEHMAXXORZ

Funny because half the games that said "We are amazing yeah!" (or something along those lines) are amazing shit. 

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Posted By Schlorgan

Love it! :D

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Posted By Worm

No more heroes... Ahhh.. I say this game's story line is like porn.

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Posted By SeriousCat

Excellent list but really needs Soulja Boy's Braid review.

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Posted By Romination

That Carmack quote, though, is from a long-ass time ago. Like, around Doom. There being a story in Rage, for more 15 years later, just means he's read the changes in the expectations.

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Posted By TheKeyboardDemon

Some of those quote made me laugh. That's a real quality collection of quotes.

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Posted By mosespippy

Needs to be updated to include David Jaffe's FUCKALITY comment about Kratos in Mortal Kombat.

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Posted By buzz_killington

Amazing list man.

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Posted By Yummylee

You're one of the few people that I'm honoured to follow here. <3

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Posted By sameeeeam

All your lists are amazing. Followed.

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Posted By Kyreo

Awesome list my man.  As dumb as some of these statements are they sure do provide us with a good laugh or two.

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Posted By ThePickle
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Posted By zyn

Great list.

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Posted By ThePickle
Some to consider:
Ridge Racer PSP

Kaz: "Riiiiiiidge Raaaaaaacer"


Bill Ritch: "Famous battles which actually took place in Japan... so here we have this giant enemy crab."
 
"You attack its weak point for massive damage." 

"Real time... weapon switch." 
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Posted By Diachron

Hah-- excellent list.  Very original.
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Posted By mdslac

hilarious! 

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Posted By CharlesAlanRatliff

This is an awesome list.

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Posted By Portis

This list is so good.

"Infinity Ward - Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2: How good? Eating your fav ice cream while getting a bj in zero gravity ... is a close 2nd." - Dane Cook

Haha, what the fuck? Is this from one of his comedy albums? Which one?

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Posted By Goly

I think I've got a new quote for this list. I had just finished God of War and was quietly watching the making of when suddenly:
 
  

  6:29 "You should play God of War because it'll get you laid" I burst out laughing
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Posted By L33tfella_H

I feel like that Sound design video for Rage has quite a few nuggets including "If there was an actor from Hollywood that could survive an asteroid destroying the earth, [John Goodman] would be on that list" - id's mantra on hiring voice talent, from the sounds of it.

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Posted By nintendoeats

This list improved my life. Thankyou.

I really hate Bobby Kotick on a personal level.

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Posted By stubbleman

You might consider adding this promotional line from Illbleed on the Dreamcast. "You'll shit with fear."

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Posted By doomsilver

What is this list about?