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Got my mind on my moderatin' and my moderatin' on my mind

That's a dreadful title, isn't it? I love it.

Anyways, the long and short of it is that I've handed in my moderating badge. That's right, the people's moderator is no more. There's really no drama behind it all, so before Internet tongues start a-wagging, I want to get out in front and tell you it's just simply because I need to focus on my writing and my personal health. I'm already sitting in front of a computer screen for eight hours or so a day writing and editing - and that's at a minimum. I'm down nearly forty pounds since February and in my free time, I need to be exercising more and getting out and socializing in the real world.

It's been a real honor and a pleasure working with the moderation team and Rorie these past few years. As much shit as we give each other, they are simply some of the best individuals I've ever had the pleasure of talking with on the Internet. I've seen some really great moments with them, and some truly shitty stuff that never seemed to end. Rorie is, without question, one of the great backbones to this site, and he does so much more damn work than you see on the front end of things. It's astonishing how much personal time he and the moderators have given up to doing this job.

I won't be leaving the site permanently - I said this to the mods, but I've been here nearly from the start and I'll see this place through to its very end (hopefully in the year 2250 or something). I'm hugely fond of this community and I look forward to many more bullshitting sessions when I'm supposed to be working on the next novel. That said though, my time here has already been drastically reduced since February and I expect that trend to continue. If you'd like to stay in better contact with me, I'd recommend looking me up on Twitter - linked elsewhere on my profile, I believe.

And no, I will never, ever stop telling Zeep that his taste in everything is complete and utter bullshit. Some things are just never going to change.

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Thanks for being a great moderator over the years

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Thanks for the work, Sparky. Appreciate it.

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Thanks for all the work you did here. It was definitely appreciated.

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See ya later, duder! <>

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Always thought you were a pretty good mod that kept a level head and didn't talk down to people.

Best of luck with your health and hopefully we'll still see you around the forums!

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You are moving to Vice aren't you?

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Thanks for what you have done for the community. I hope you stick around but regardless all the best. The mod team here do a great job and probably get very little thanks for the efforts put in.

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Thanks, Sparky!

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Thanks for the work you've provided for GB!

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@sparky_buzzsaw: Don't be a stranger! Certainly hope things turn out for the best for you. You've been a great help over the past few years and I'll be sorry not to see you behind the scenes.

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Godspeed duder! Thanks for your work here over the years.

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Edited By sparky_buzzsaw

You are moving to Vice aren't you?

Hah! No, but the timing's pretty great.

And thanks, everybody! The love is much appreciated.

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o7

"I look forward to many more bullshitting sessions when I'm supposed to be working on the next novel."

Maybe this will motivate you. ;)

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"And when he gets to Heven,

To St Rorie he will tell;

One more moderator reporting, Sir.

I've served my time in Hell!!"

Best of luck dude. Thanks for giving up so much time keeping us chuckleheads in line.

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Thanks for the great work over the years. It has been greatly appreciated.

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Thanks for all the hard work duder! 'til next time.

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@sparky_buzzsaw: Sounds fair. I have been a mod for a forums and it was not overbearing but it is a little extra with the forums I modded being like 10k members and only 20 active at max. Then there is some chatrooms I have modded which that can be a full focus for an hour or two, some modships can be a bit tough....yours however is a big site with thousands of users active hundreds of threads active and whatever else I do not know behind the scenes. You're not the only mod...but you are A mod, so gotta pull your weight and I do not want to think about the weight you have to pull around here.

It sounds like a fair time and reason to step back and go "I need some me time." you have given alot of your time to the forums and in my findings the modding and general community is one of the better ones on the internet...and we are on the filth that is the internet.

You do what you have to do duder and make a good life with the new found time and good luck.

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Keep on keeping on Sparky. I certainly wouldn't have lasted very long if I was a moderator, even on a site as usually chill as Giant Bomb.

And I dunno about everything ZombiePie liking being bullshit. He and I both agree that Kill La Kill isn't very good!

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@sparky_buzzsaw: Thanks for coming up with funky ass shit like every single day.

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@sparky_buzzsaw I will miss you brother. Goodbye. I wish I could have got to know you better and now you are gone. Too Soon. Too Soon.

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@sparky_buzzsaw I will miss you brother. Goodbye. I wish I could have got to know you better and now you are gone. Too Soon. Too Soon.

If only there was some other place we could meet up. Like Chuck's Oriental Palace. Oh well.

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@jonny_anonymous said:

You are moving to Vice aren't you?

Hah! No, but the timing's pretty great.

And thanks, everybody! The love is much appreciated.

Will you be doing your writing in a RV at least?

Thanks for keeping the peace and making this site a better place for us to be communicating in for all these years and for hanging out in the FGC events!

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@lanechanger: I actually do know a bestseller who writes his books while traveling cross country in an RV. Nick Russell, he writes a series called the Big Lake mysteries as well as a travelogue type newsletter.

@arbitrarywater:Don't tell him I said this, but that dude knows a lot about history and he's pretty all right at dumbing it down for me. But still, his fondness for ketchup on things is downright disturbing. Disturbing!

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See Ya Space Buzzsaw! Was a pleasure serving with you.

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First Austin, then Dan, now sparky_buzzsaw. What a year. RIP.

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Thanks for the work, Sparky! I don't think we ever interacted, but I always liked seeing you around. Good luck on your writing.

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First Austin, then Dan, now sparky_buzzsaw. What a year. RIP.

I'm not leaving the site! Promise!

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You done good duder, good luck on that fitness and writing!

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With so much drama in the GBC, I'm sure it's hard being a moderator named Sparky. But somehow, someway, you locked some spammy ass threads like every single day.

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Thanks for all your work, congratulations on dropping those pounds, and good luck with your real life endeavors!

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@shagge: Somebody should have locked the thread after this because there's no better way to close it out.

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Never met you or interacted with you but you guys do a thankless job.

So thanks!

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o7 Your story, your debriefing, will endure only in our hearts.

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Good work Sparky, hopefully you still stop by the GB Fight Club randomly.

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Thanks for all your hard work dude! I hope to still see ya around Miitomo =)

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@fredchuckdave: Yeah, definitely. Like I say, I'm not going to be entirely absent from the site and when Tekken drops, I suspect I'll be in to bullshit with you guys about that. And the best cookies, which are still and will always be soft, chewy chocolate chip.

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Thanks for all you have done for this site and community!

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Wow. Congrats on your achievement of losing weight and moving onto a more active life. I'm sure being a mod here from the beginning was stressful and intense, but what an incredible ride you've been on. Those guys from GameSpot turns out they are insanely smart and talented. Must have been great to be a part of this site from the beginning. (Edit: as a member is great too!)

Thanks for all you put into this site and much respect.

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@dovah: Didn't mean to give the impression I've been a moderator since the beginning, just a member. And, uh, Gamespot, not Game Informer, but the Game Informer guys were pretty cool too!

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You're replacing Dan huh?

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Health and what you like to do most are important, good luck duder, glad to know you'll still be around.

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Have fun on that RV trip with JV and the gang!

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Thanks for all the hard work. I followed you on twitter. I'd like to say I'll check out your writing, but I'll probably never get around to it (Austin's back-catalogue has been on my radar for months for instance). I followed you on twitter though. Keep on doing what makes you happy and healthy though. The Giant Bomb community will be sure to love seeing you around whenever possible <3

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People often underestimate the work of moderators. It may seem great at first and a position of power can be enticing but putting in all the hours and the work is another thing.

Time is very valuable and so is health. Go forth and have a good time, sparky_buzzsaw!

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Thanks duder for all the stuff you've done for the site. I wish you the very best in your future endevours.

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