To anyone who comes to this page looking for the Alt+F1 archive and have to leave disappointed that the archive is all busted (like I did a few months back) today I went ahead and parsed the RSS feed and using a bunch of regex made this list for y'all. Each one links to the MP3 of each episode.
It's the off season that just keeps popping off! We run down the groundbreaking changes in F1's top brass and optimistically gaze into the sport's uncertain future.
The F1 rumor mill doesn't take holidays (unlike SOME PEOPLE), but thankfully Drew is here to deliver the precious gifts of anticipation, speculation, and emails.
We do our best to avoid large chickens while recapping perhaps the best race this season along with a makeshift Button-themed pub, stone-faced shoe drinkers, and celebrating in the nude.
Against the scenic backdrop of Malaysia, our grand (pending legal proceedings) Liberty future comes into focus, Formula E's calendar can't make up its mind, some turtles ride in a golf cart, and Alonso discusses hair products.
The air and track were hot with race cars, strategies, and lizards, but not as hot as the takes on the Liberty deal from pretty much everybody. Plus: Chase's mustache gets even more mysterious!
We oil up our facial hair in preparation for Singapore while Bernie dishes sick burns, Hamilton asks for a mauling, and countries go for gold by drifting in tanks.
Like a GP3 car at Spa, everything in F1 is up in the air, like whether Button will operate a vehicle of some kind next year, who's replacing Massa, and what Bernie will be up to in the year 2110.
Another battle in the Ardennes erupts resulting in a first turn fracas, suspect squiggling on the straightaways, and a heavy bombardment of the barriers.
CFDD (Computational Fluid Drew and Danny) celebrate the end of the midseason break with Roborace updates, the next big Euro Truck experience, and the longest race name in the history of our species.
Now that we're all MotoGP experts, we don't have to grill Gurk about the best MotoGP races of the past decade, which fingers to use to brake, and whether motorcycles are all-wheel drive... but we do anyway.
While Alonso and the rest of F1 are sunning themselves in deck chairs, we invite GameSpot's Gurk Erdemli on to learn us good about them two-wheeled racing machines.
We remove all foreign bodies from our eyeballs before diving straight (on full lock) into saying whatever you want on radio, baby Perez and Hulkenberg, and the most sophisticated of timing devices. Also: in Russian media, Kvyat calls out YOU.
Lang is back to regale us with boat anecdotes and ponder why everyone is so aggro. Maybe F1 should go hang out in Verstappen's van and just, like, chill, man.
With Danny back in the monocoque, we sprinkle paprika all over the Hungaroring, explore WWI-F1 crossovers, air hashtag beef, and attempt to rebuild a 2014 classic.
Danny's out sick this week so you know what that means: the Big Bopper himself Dave Lang joins us for hot takes on rules that suck, the concession stand at Spa, and who else but Pastor Maldonado.
Don't worry, Europe. The U.K. may be gone but race cars are still around! So too are Hulkenberg's eyeballs, treacherous cliffs, intercontinental rallies, and infamous NASCAR hacker gangs.
It's the first race at F1's equivalent of a Mario Kart track and despite a distinct lack of banana peels we learn that Lewis didn't RTFM, Kimi's a bona fide grease monkey, and Bernie Ecclestone is the world's foremost expert on civil rights.
E3 and F1 may sound similar, but nowhere in Los Angeles could we learn that Vettel's a Flock of Seagulls fan, see Max continue to earn his stripes, and watch the Wall of Champions claim a few more victims. Plus... BAKU!
With no stop signs, pit speed limits, or knowledge of the Texas Penal Code, we explore the difference between stiffness and hardness, the benefits of mom-as-media liaison, and which track feature is most like a contraceptive.
There must be something in the water (besides Kimi's yacht), because along with rain we get a full-on deluge of carbon fiber fragments littering the street, impatient teammates losing their minds, and the dumbest mistakes from the smartest people.
F1's European homecoming could not have been more exciting if Pastor Maldonado had shown up in a mech and done a bunch of headspins. Okay, maybe not, but you get the idea.
BRAKING NEWS: F1 can be a ruthless place. But fear not, because we're reminiscing about good times with Pastor, daydreaming of a wonderful NASCAR future, and drinking on a boat with Eddie Jordan.
Praise be! His Crashliness Pastor Maldonado has returned! But not before hostilities between Russia and Germany resume, Bernie greases the palms of customs agents, and McLaren upgrades to Netscape Navigator. Davy Crockett.
Despite racing next to a sea as black as Bernie's heart, teams are optimistic about new wings, new engines, new hires, and the potential for Roborace robots to immediately develop a taste for human flesh.
The qualifying gods smile upon us before we dive into the weird world of F1 money, secret aerodynamic think tanks, and microwavable beef. Oh, and we solved all the world's energy problems. You're welcome.
The hot winds Bahrain bring us a shower of carbon fiber along with a surprising late-game driver swap, master of emojis and smackdowns Fernando Alonso, YET ANOTHER qualifying proposal, and the most heroic clown you've ever seen.
We smell COLLUSION ahead of the Bahrain GP, along with some rub-er-iffic Kimi rumors, The Drivers v. Bernie Ecclestone, Rio getting the shaft, and Formula E going VR. Oh, and remember that qualifying fever dream you had? Turns out it was REAL.
The first race of the season is in the books, and it did NOT disappoint! We get answers to all our pressing questions, such as how to watch F1 in the U.S., the best way to transport small birds, and what happens when you light a man made of ice on fire.
Look sharp, people! It's the first race of the season! We've got lots of questions to answer about new teams, new drivers, new qualifying, and the year's most ELECTRIC new (fictitious) romance.
The 2016 Formula 1 season hasn't even begun and we're already feeling the Bern. If you've never seen a race, fear not! We lay out all this crazy sport has to offer. If you're back for another season, welcome back, and also they broke qualifying. Maybe.
Smell that? It's a racing podcast logged with 1000 years of inaccurate snooker talk, the continuation of Lotus and Red Bull's Renwoes, tricky speedos, and the polar opposite of Kimi Räikkönen.
Noted racing enthusiast and carny Dave Lang tells us which dark alleys in Brazil are the right ones, how to navigate the T-shirt black market, and the status of his professional darts career.
Perez tries his hardest to Mexico while the Finns can't help but Finnish. Meanwhile, Haas gets their second driver, tires get crazier but not too crazy, and, surprise, Ferrari likes money.
With tires colder than Putin's gaze, we go racing in the land of brave Russians, throttle sticking, loose back ends, fuzzy Pirelli hats, and coke trains, all in the name of Phillip.
It's a great big beautiful tomorrow for Manor, Danny doesn't know a guy from an elbow, Button makes up his mind, and Drew learns that New Hampshire is most definitely not in Australia.
Truck Weekend looms large, but not before Haas gets a driver, Alonso gets testy, the Manors get lucky, and Sainz gets revenge on an orange, stationary nemesis. Meanwhile, some other guys are apparently "racing" at the front of the pack.
The ghost trains of Singapore scramble the grid, Button forgets a fundamental truth, Rossi shows what America can do, and Verstappen protects the family jewels, all in the first half of this season's double-header.
While Dave Lang drinks sugary cocktails, Jackie Stewart weighs in on enclosed cockpits, Maldonado makes bold claims, and nobody wants to give Red Bull an engine.
A mysterious late-race radio message livens things up, Italians love fire, Mark Webber is upset at something, and how to make your car faster by hitting it with hammers.
We confer as to who's locked in for next year, the best race car-themed snacks, zany cockpit designs, and Lotus making it to Monza with their kneecaps intact.
Some new FIA rules could cause a Hungary repeat, but that's nothing compared to such earthshaking revelations as how to fool someone into letting you drive a race car and Pastor's favorite type of grapes.
Danny's back from the land of beer, bratwurst, and race cars to recount one of the best races Alt F1 has ever seen. This one has it all, folks. Boy do we love being wrong!
We return from a short hiatus to some sad news. We reflect on the dangerous nature of F1 before dipping into the upcoming GP, rampant rumormongering, and emails from the front lines of tire destruction.
From the start to the crashes to the pit calls, our mouths are left agape at pretty much every turn of this year's British GP. Join us for that, commentator comparisons, and all our F1 content dreams.
You are NOT PREPARED for how the inaugural Formula E season concluded! We recount the e-madness along with Lewis' date with the Queen and how Bernie and Snowflake the Dolphin may become business partners.
Best consumed while naked in a hot tub, this episode of Alt F1 contains hot NASCAR tips from Kimi and Dale Jr., old-people walking devices, broadcasting without pants, and the true identity of Ross Brawn. Plus we totally solve F1's viewership problem.
Get ready for a surprise! We unpack the craziness of the last ten laps, along with grid boys, what's up with Red Bull and McLaren, TIRE WARS, and Kimi's own personal code of ethics.
How does the FIA plan to make F1 better? By enraging everyone! We catch up with those wing nuts and their aggressive looks along with bad hairdressers, confidential McLaren documents, and what you should REALLY watch this weekend.
We barely make it out of the Catalunya jungle in time to talk about Räikkönen's potty mouth, the indestructible Pastor Maldonado, face tape in your air hole, GENE HAWS, and the latest in Formula E madness.
With the season back in action, we dunk our donuts into the nitty-gritty of the F1 farm system, Ferrari's driver future, how to watch F1 IRL, Räikkönen's hatred of school buses, and what is, and is not, Europe.
F1 fan, globetrotter, and all-around baller Dave Lang joins us to discuss stank money, circumventing international travel documents, the secret to Maldonado's success, bootleg Alonso T-shirts, and the dark, dark corners of the Internet.
Sparks fly in the desert night as dicey pit strategies pay off, Maldonado finds the kill switch, and a chorus of excuses drowns out the sound of exploding Renault engines. Also: the Hamilton splash zone, when Manor will get good, and Bernie Being Bernie.
We try not to get thrown in Chinese jail while discussing this week's double-header with Bahrain, Lotus' double-points prospects, the angle of Hamilton's dangle, and WHY IS EVERYONE ON FIRE?
Did you hear Bernie got a new tattoo? He thinks it says "ascend," but it's actually the Chinese character for "Formula E is totally rad." This and other, truer news stories and rookie Qs in the run-up to CHI-NAA!
We've got ourselves a SEASON, PEOPLE! Drivers and crews duke it out over the radio while Kimi proves he doesn't need tires to score, greedy racers get the spins, the Red Bulls are on dust, and Rosberg hands out some professional racing tips.
Coming off last week's maelstrom of technical, medical, and legal issues, we drop anchor in a sea of maybes regarding the German GP, Manor, Bottas, Alonso, Red Bull, and partying with a Formula EJ.
The first race of 2015 was weird! Lawsuits and money issues force team decisions down to the wire, two drivers suffer horrendous pit stops, and almost half the field doesn't even FINISH. But don't worry, Pastor is still Pastor. All is right in the world.
It's the first race of the season! Will unproven rookies crash into everyone? Will Pastor's engine ignite the upper atmosphere? Will everyone get Merc'd? WHO CAN SAY?
We're BACK in the cockpit again for the 2015 Formula 1 season! New to F1? Strap in for the lowdown on the world's most extravagant ego comparison. If you're an F1 veteran, marvel at our impeccable summation of this year's zany offseason. LET'S RACE!
We say so long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, and many other butchered phrases, but before that let's recap the race, the season, the Pastor, and the future.
The final race of the season is upon us! We convene to discuss Caterham's crowdfunding woes, how F1 is like cigarettes, back room bacon, the abolition of double points, and the grand institution known as Sizzler.
Better buckle your belt, Bottas, because Caterham wants to sell you a wheel nut gun socket, Massa forgets where he parked, Ferraris see red, and all your Piquet/Lauda slash fiction comes true.
Everything's bigger in Texas, especially F1 team budgets! We discuss the potential boycott along with vampire Kimi, Marcus' new seat, astroturf, and (gasp) potential points for Pastor?
With four cars down, this year's Carth Onasi GP is going to be a weird one. Meanwhile, we discuss new team rumors, VR safety cars, canopies, and just how many dongs it would take to save Marussia.
It's been quite the fortnight in the world of speedy race cars. So what better time to invite Giant Bomb Chicago's Dave Lang on to talk about attending races, biz-dev, Bernie's breakfast and Sochi for about five minutes.
Why can't other racetracks name their corners after mechs and keytars? Tune in for these pressing issues and more along with Verstappen's day out, three-car teams, Maldonado's shining moment, and where, precisely, to acquire Buckfast.
The lights are down in Singapore, but before we watch Apollo 13 starring Nico Rosberg, we run by the concession stand and grab some hot water, explosive wings, and a pair of Maldonado Specials.
The XFL of racing gets off to a wild start with generational rivalries, hot swapping, and techno music. Meanwhile, back in Stuffy Racing for Old People, everybody's still arguing about the spirit of radio.
Cars raced this weekend on F1's most hallowed ground, so naturally we're discussing ice cream Pokemon, sick menu music, how Rosberg is like Han Solo, and Formula E's British robot commentator.
Before Monza, we get down to car business and discuss Haas's engine pick, the cult of Maldonado, the reality of seagulls, and one possible explanation for the Verstappen incident.
We anger the Romulans with more Pastor troubles, lenient Ferrari penalties, Vettel's driving face, a lack of baked beans, and perhaps the most disgusting and ingenious innovation racing has ever seen.
Grab yourself a bag of delicious Frankenchomps, because F1 is back, baby! And so are we, with discussions of driver changes, penis museums, German country bands, and Bernie beating a bribery charge with a bribe.
The Hungarian sky opens just for a moment and rains down upon us one of the most entertaining races of the season. Crashes, derring-do, Pastor Maldonado; this one has it all!
With the German GP over and the Hungarian one upon us, we barely have time to wonder how to grill an entire cow, what Prince Charles' favorite fast food is, and whether Hamilton's radio guy is just messing with him.
While the F1 field is contending with midseason rule changes and a dwindling supply of engines, Drew weighs the value of octagonal paper and chicken grenades, and Danny teaches us that good things CAN happen when you hop into a stranger's van.
This past weekend was a difficult one for race cars. If they weren't exploding during practice or getting doused in qualifying, they were having tires hurled at them, walls crashed into them, and other cars trying to flip them over. Blimey!
The Battle of Britain is about to reconvene! Meanwhile, we're talkin' about practice, new rules, Danny's fear of air shows, and the future of mankind as a species.
A (reasonably) healthy Danny joins Drew to discuss Soviet industrial design, the positive effects of Four Loko, science ovens, and which button to NEVER EVER PUSH.
Danny offends a nation, Drew offends anyone with a name, and that guy from The Beach brings us one step closer to either the futuristical racing league of our dreams, or the racing version of the XFL.
The concept of "teammates" is put to the test in this pass-happy throwdown in the desert. Meanwhile, Maldonado and Gutierrez keep up foreign relations.
Seattle Underground tour: actually pretty interesting, especially for Seattle locals.
At least it looks sorta like Seattle, unlike Infamous: Second Son - that "Seattle" was unrecognizable. Though this so far appears to be just showing literally Pioneer Square park so far, haha. That wrought-iron covered walk way? Yeah, the real version is like 12' tall at most. In the game that's like twice the size.
@tennant: Grrr, you made me curious so I did a quick and dirty (and probably incomplete and maybe sometimes inaccurate) survey of the countries of each game...
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