Pokémon Your Way to Hell

Insane idiots. I laugh at their paranoia fueled ignorance.

Jigglypuff must be stopped.

And now, Deckard Cain on Pokemon.

I would totally sit in there playing Pokemon on my gameboy.

That just made my day. 
I also love how he talks about "rock music" and the "perverted primetime television" and the "movie in-dust-ree".

What a shame, in another life he could have been a great comedian with that voice and mannerisms.

Dude has some mighty eyebrows.

Wow... I wonder how this guy feels about having a pet and taking it to competitions?

JIGGLYPUFF WILL CONSUME YOUR SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUULLL

That's funny.  I remember I visited my friend's church when I was a kid and the whole afternoon was a talk with the title "Why Papa Smurf is the devil"  It went from what could have been the worst afternoon ever to probably one of the funniest.

/is this me? or does this dude remind you of george bush? watch his facial expressions

Awesome XD

Goddamn it, I can't go to Heaven - I listened to Rock music and played Pokemon in my childhood :'(

Picture of Jigglypuff - "Your children need to know there's a devil who hates them and wants to ruin their life"  
 
LOL.  Jigglypuff hates me and wants to ruin my life.

I never played Pokemon... I guess I'm clean.

man that dude needs to play dantes inferno :)

I totally know what he's talking about, demons love pokemon.  Like the one in my closet for example, man he use to come out of there and scare me like 4 times a week.  Now though he just sits in there all fucking day and plays Pokemon.  I get a good night sleep every night because he won't take a break.  He doesn't even have the new ones, he is still playing Pokemon yellow on an original gameboy.  I tried to give him a DS with a new pokemon game, but he's so obsessed that he wouldn't stop playing to even look at it.  Demons love Pokemon way too much.

Also, Damn rock music corrupting our kids!!

Your children need to know that there is a devil. And its name is Jigglypuff.

This is mindblowing.. Incredible..

I really hate religion.

Really, this guy isn't much different from all the politicians and activists who say the same thing (PEOPLE ARE DUMB AND CAN'T DISTINGUISH REALITY FROM FANTASY). The only real difference is that he actually believes it.

I dunno, man. He just basically described my life from age 7 to 14. Conjurin' up all kinds ah shit. "I choose you, Beelzebub!"

I lol'd heartily.

"They pull out their .45 and pump their friends full of bullets!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Yes!

Heh, I got to listen to a sermon just like this one back in the say went I went to church. Made me chuckle really.  

News: Satan and demons take Pokemon quite seriously.

fantasy games and video screens, this dude's for real.

pokemon world is a world of the demonic. What?

Should hate on a kids game that warrants it.  Like Mario.  All those mushrooms, pipes and monsters...

Shittttt, what am I gonna do now?

I loved the end "Listen, don't think."   
 
Lol, apparently Satan is an avid Pokemon player.

Lol "POKEMON ARE DEMONIC! " *the lady nods her head*. 
 
Ryan you are right, it is a slow day...

Man, I fucking LOVE Satan!!!

I share in this man's fear of reality, witch craft, pokemon gangs and therefore I will listen and not think.

Yeah... yeah, I'm not okay with any of this.

Awesome. Just brilliant. I seriously hope this isn't recent. 
 
God, I love it when organized religion is dumb. I remember watching a Halloween special on The History Channel that showed some of the propaganda that a bunch of fundamentalist assholes made to combat Halloween. It was about as dumb as this video.
 
Don't get me wrong, I was born and raised in the Roman Catholic church. But that doesn't mean I agree with every fundamentalist idiot that spews this kind of bullshit. Honestly, these people are almost as bad as (if not worse than) the cults they claim to be against.
 
It's all a little fucked up.

LOL @ what he's saying while a picture of Jigglypuff is up. Also, the picture for this article is wildly terrifying.

This makes me happy.

pokemon is just a game, then he says russian roulette is just a game...  he is out of it.  chess is just a game, a game that represents a medieval battle, so is that wrong now?  so after I checkmate my friend, I'll kill him too with my .45 just for fun right.  hah.

I pity humanity sometimes...     

Wow. Just wow.

For the first minute or so, it didn't seem so bad. Okay, he's pretty accurately describing Pokemon, fair enough...1:23 mark. BAM! IT'S WITCHCRAFT I TELL YOU!!!!

" @septim said:

" Why does every evangelical preacher clip look like it was shot in the mid 1970s? Are they all using the same outdated equipment or something? "

Nope. They're just stuck in that era. "