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    Bayonetta

    Game » consists of 27 releases. Released Oct 29, 2009

    Bayonetta is a "non-stop action game" from PlatinumGames. The titular character is a witch who can use hair-based magic, as well as firearms attached to her feet, to battle fallen angels and other foes.

    What do you think of Bayonetta (the character)?

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    #1  Edited By Emandudeguyperson
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    #2  Edited By Emandudeguyperson

    I haven't played the game yet but from what I can gather from all of the footage I've watched of the game is that Bayonetta is, indeed, hot.

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    #3  Edited By FunExplosions

    You needed an "I don't care" category. People always miss the one I want.

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    #4  Edited By JJOR64

    She's hot, sexy, and kicks major ass.  I don't want to be on her bad side.

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    #5  Edited By jakob187

    I wanna fuck her.

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    #6  Edited By Suicidal_SNiper
    @jakob187 said:
    " I wanna fuck her. "
    Damn, talk about direct. :P
     
    But yes, she is definitely majorly hot but personally I wouldn't want to associate with her out of direct fear of getting my ass kicked.
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    #7  Edited By Symphony

    Poor choices, I think she's awesome in other ways than just "zomg she's sooo hawt!!!11"

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    #8  Edited By guiseppe

    I'd hit it.

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    #9  Edited By LordXavierBritish

     I don't know why everyone is talking about how "hawt" she is.
    You try to touch her and you're fucking dead.

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    #10  Edited By Cornman89

    She creeps me the fuck out, but the fact that she (and the developers, clearly) are so aware of her ridiculousness makes it an easier pill to swallow. Me and Bayonetta are a-okay.

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    #11  Edited By Bigandtasty
    @Cornman89 said:
    " She creeps me the fuck out, but the fact that she (and the developers, clearly) are so aware of her ridiculousness makes it an easier pill to swallow. Me and Bayonetta are a-okay. "
    My thoughts exactly. At first I thought "boy, this is weird", but then I realized that's what Platinum wanted -- and it works.
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    I'm glad people are being honest with themselves and picking C :P

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    #13  Edited By DanielJW

    She is everything I've ever wanted in a woman. 

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    #14  Edited By pause422

    No good choices at all.

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    #15  Edited By Brunchies

    She kicks a lot of ass and I wouldn't want to be on her bad side unless I wanted to be ripped in half. 

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    #16  Edited By EvilTwin

    No opinion about her characterization because I haven't played the game, but I actually think her character model is pretty ugly.

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    #17  Edited By shirogane

    I'd hit her...physically. 
    She annoys me greatly with her personality. 
    I also think her body looks like like an alien, way to tall and slender, freaks me out. 
    Strangely enough, all the the other characters in the game are perfectly fine.
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    #18  Edited By AgentJ

    I don't like her in any way shape or form. She grates on me as a character. Doesn't make me want to play the game any less though. Platinum games people.

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    #19  Edited By Icemael

    I thought I was going to hate her, but I'm eight hours into the game and haven't had any problems with her. I actually kinda like her. She manages to be hyper-ridiculous without being embarrassing like Dante or Viewtiful Joe.

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    #20  Edited By PistolPackinPoet

    When I see her I'm like: "small head or huge body?"

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    #21  Edited By dbz1995
    @guiseppe said:
    " I'd hit it. "
    You'd hit everything.
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    #22  Edited By Vanek

    I don't like her at all.  I find her personality irritating and very rarely do I find something she does attractive. 
     
    I'm not playing Bayonetta for it's story or characters, you could conclude.  The game play is the only reason I bought it.

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    #23  Edited By TsuHai

    she's a good dancer....
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    #24  Edited By HitmanAgent47

    I don't have a glasses fetish, however she's very interesting.

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    #26  Edited By OmegaPirate
    @jakob187 said:
    " I wanna fuck her. "
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    #27  Edited By jimbo_n
    @Symphony said:
    " Poor choices, I think she's awesome in other ways than just "zomg she's sooo hawt!!!11" "
    word
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    #28  Edited By guiseppe
    @dbz1995 said:
    " @guiseppe said:
    " I'd hit it. "
    You'd hit everything. "
    More or less... Got a problem with that?!
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    @DanielJW said:
    " She is everything I've ever wanted in a woman.  "
    Hair dragons are the main thing you want?
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    #30  Edited By Lukaz

    I do have a little problem with her being disproportionate, but she's still very hot. A similar thing applies to Liara(and many other Asari) from . I thought she was attractive although she was blue and had giant skin-scale things for hair.
     
    EDIT: I forgot to talk about her personality. I never played the game but I think she's a little irritating from the videos and the demo.

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    #31  Edited By kingkorn69

    Great girl but it is just devil may cry! I don't think there is anything good about this game!

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    #32  Edited By MeierTheRed

    She is creepy all all hell, legs as long as a giraffes neck, plus they looks like praying mantis hands. Here head is really tiny... she could definitely join the sideshow, maybe even preform along side Captain Spalding.

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    #33  Edited By Bigandtasty
    @Icemael said:
    "She manages to be hyper-ridiculous without being embarrassing like Dante or Viewtiful Joe. "
    Sir, I shall fight you for that! Henshin-a-Go-Go, baby!
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    #34  Edited By MrKlorox

    If that thing in her chest got knocked out, would you be able to do her there?

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    #35  Edited By amir90

    She is interesting, stands out of the crowd, sort of speak.

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    #36  Edited By zombie2011

    Kinda creepy just because i know a girl who looks just like her.

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    #37  Edited By Icemael
    @Bigandtasty said:
    " @Icemael said:
    "She manages to be hyper-ridiculous without being embarrassing like Dante or Viewtiful Joe. "
    Sir, I shall fight you for that! Henshin-a-Go-Go, baby! "
    You want to touch me?
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    #38  Edited By leviathan

    I'm in love with Bayonetta. Not just her hotness, but her character. She has a great sense of humour.

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