What do you think of Bayonetta (the character)?

#1 Posted by Emandudeguyperson (2502 posts) -
#2 Posted by Emandudeguyperson (2502 posts) -

I haven't played the game yet but from what I can gather from all of the footage I've watched of the game is that Bayonetta is, indeed, hot.

#3 Edited by FunExplosions (5407 posts) -

You needed an "I don't care" category. People always miss the one I want.

#4 Posted by JJOR64 (18911 posts) -

She's hot, sexy, and kicks major ass.  I don't want to be on her bad side.

#5 Posted by jakob187 (21644 posts) -

I wanna fuck her.

#6 Posted by Suicidal_SNiper (949 posts) -
@jakob187 said:
" I wanna fuck her. "
Damn, talk about direct. :P
 
But yes, she is definitely majorly hot but personally I wouldn't want to associate with her out of direct fear of getting my ass kicked.
#7 Posted by Symphony (1912 posts) -

Poor choices, I think she's awesome in other ways than just "zomg she's sooo hawt!!!11"

#8 Posted by guiseppe (2838 posts) -

I'd hit it.

#9 Posted by LordXavierBritish (6320 posts) -

 I don't know why everyone is talking about how "hawt" she is.
You try to touch her and you're fucking dead.

#10 Edited by Cornman89 (1579 posts) -

She creeps me the fuck out, but the fact that she (and the developers, clearly) are so aware of her ridiculousness makes it an easier pill to swallow. Me and Bayonetta are a-okay.

#11 Posted by Bigandtasty (3202 posts) -
@Cornman89 said:
" She creeps me the fuck out, but the fact that she (and the developers, clearly) are so aware of her ridiculousness makes it an easier pill to swallow. Me and Bayonetta are a-okay. "
My thoughts exactly. At first I thought "boy, this is weird", but then I realized that's what Platinum wanted -- and it works.
#12 Posted by Emandudeguyperson (2502 posts) -

I'm glad people are being honest with themselves and picking C :P

#13 Posted by DanielJW (4915 posts) -

She is everything I've ever wanted in a woman. 

#14 Posted by pause422 (6172 posts) -

No good choices at all.

#15 Posted by Brunchies (2484 posts) -

She kicks a lot of ass and I wouldn't want to be on her bad side unless I wanted to be ripped in half. 

#16 Posted by EvilTwin (3324 posts) -

No opinion about her characterization because I haven't played the game, but I actually think her character model is pretty ugly.

#17 Posted by Shirogane (3563 posts) -

I'd hit her...physically. 
She annoys me greatly with her personality. 
I also think her body looks like like an alien, way to tall and slender, freaks me out. 
Strangely enough, all the the other characters in the game are perfectly fine.
#18 Posted by AgentJ (8778 posts) -

I don't like her in any way shape or form. She grates on me as a character. Doesn't make me want to play the game any less though. Platinum games people.

#19 Posted by Icemael (6312 posts) -

I thought I was going to hate her, but I'm eight hours into the game and haven't had any problems with her. I actually kinda like her. She manages to be hyper-ridiculous without being embarrassing like Dante or Viewtiful Joe.

#20 Posted by PistolPackinPoet (206 posts) -

When I see her I'm like: "small head or huge body?"

#21 Posted by dbz1995 (4790 posts) -
@guiseppe said:
" I'd hit it. "
You'd hit everything.
#22 Posted by Vanek (381 posts) -

I don't like her at all.  I find her personality irritating and very rarely do I find something she does attractive. 
 
I'm not playing Bayonetta for it's story or characters, you could conclude.  The game play is the only reason I bought it.

#23 Posted by TsuHai (109 posts) -

she's a good dancer....
#24 Posted by HitmanAgent47 (8576 posts) -

I don't have a glasses fetish, however she's very interesting.

#25 Edited by Linkyshinks (9880 posts) -
#26 Posted by OmegaPirate (5523 posts) -
@jakob187 said:
" I wanna fuck her. "
#27 Posted by Jimbo_N (1197 posts) -
@Symphony said:
" Poor choices, I think she's awesome in other ways than just "zomg she's sooo hawt!!!11" "
word
#28 Posted by guiseppe (2838 posts) -
@dbz1995 said:
" @guiseppe said:
" I'd hit it. "
You'd hit everything. "
More or less... Got a problem with that?!
#29 Posted by Stephen_Von_Cloud (1530 posts) -
@DanielJW said:
" She is everything I've ever wanted in a woman.  "
Hair dragons are the main thing you want?
#30 Edited by Lukaz (181 posts) -

I do have a little problem with her being disproportionate, but she's still very hot. A similar thing applies to Liara(and many other Asari) from . I thought she was attractive although she was blue and had giant skin-scale things for hair.
 
EDIT: I forgot to talk about her personality. I never played the game but I think she's a little irritating from the videos and the demo.

#31 Posted by kingkorn69 (321 posts) -

Great girl but it is just devil may cry! I don't think there is anything good about this game!

#32 Posted by pornstorestiffi (4909 posts) -

She is creepy all all hell, legs as long as a giraffes neck, plus they looks like praying mantis hands. Here head is really tiny... she could definitely join the sideshow, maybe even preform along side Captain Spalding.

#33 Posted by Bigandtasty (3202 posts) -
@Icemael said:
"She manages to be hyper-ridiculous without being embarrassing like Dante or Viewtiful Joe. "
Sir, I shall fight you for that! Henshin-a-Go-Go, baby!
#34 Posted by MrKlorox (11206 posts) -

If that thing in her chest got knocked out, would you be able to do her there?

#35 Posted by amir90 (2154 posts) -

She is interesting, stands out of the crowd, sort of speak.

#36 Posted by zombie2011 (4968 posts) -

Kinda creepy just because i know a girl who looks just like her.

#37 Posted by Icemael (6312 posts) -
@Bigandtasty said:
" @Icemael said:
"She manages to be hyper-ridiculous without being embarrassing like Dante or Viewtiful Joe. "
Sir, I shall fight you for that! Henshin-a-Go-Go, baby! "
You want to touch me?
#38 Posted by leviathan (196 posts) -

I'm in love with Bayonetta. Not just her hotness, but her character. She has a great sense of humour.

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