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    Brad Shoemaker was a senior editor of Giant Bomb from 2008 to 2021, and a former editor for GameSpot. He was the third host of the Giant Bombcast. Voice of an angel.

    I hope Brad doesn't think we're all creepy weirdos.

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    #1  Edited By Hausdog

    I'm assuming he knows that we're mostly being silly. We're just expressing that he has a pleasant, rich voice and the gays among us think he's attractive. Maybe we should ease up a bit so we don't get banned for stalking. After all, what's the point of having ears if the person with the lovely voice decides that he's had enough and puts an end to our ability to listen to him?

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    #2  Edited By Pie

    Oh we were just bein silly?

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    #3  Edited By Drebin_893

    So I should un-tape his mouth now?

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    #4  Edited By Pie

    Brad, Brad i love you so because of your enourmos pillow

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    #5  Edited By matthew

    It's all about the chops.  The lower they get, the more smoldering his voice becomes.

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    #6  Edited By jakob187

    You DON'T hope so?

    Brad's at his sexiest when he's afraid.  =  P

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    #7  Edited By Linkyshinks

    Well it's not like Jakob is asking him to speak dirty or anything, lol.

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    #8  Edited By Shadow

    We'll see who's creepy when I'm wearing his face as my fanny pack

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    #9  Edited By BiggerBomb

    I don't know why he'd think we're creepy weirdos. Simply because have an effigy of him, made from his hair and spit out chewing gum, does not mean I'm obsessed. It just means I want to wear his skin.

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    #10  Edited By crunchUK

    i stole his tampon the other day

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    #11  Edited By Pie

    Thats why he was a bit moody a few days ago.

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    #12  Edited By justinnotjason

    All you need now is someone to say:

    "I'm looking at him right now and he doesn't seem to upset".

    lol

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    #13  Edited By MC_Izawa

    I'm looking at him right now and he doesn't seem too upset.

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    #14  Edited By Coltonio7

    No, I'm sexually attracted to his voice. JEEZ, WHO ISN'T!?

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    #15  Edited By WickedCobra03
    JustinNotJason said:
    "All you need now is someone to say:"I'm looking at him right now and he doesn't seem to upset". lol"
    He is still at work.... If I followed him to work I would have to move from my hiding place in his apartment.  That ant problem we had a few months ago in the place almost got me to move out of my hiding place, they were relentless, but am glad I didn't budge.

    He should be home in around 3 hours.. :)
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    #16  Edited By TheGreatGuero

    Brad, if you're reading this thread, I think it serves as a clear indication that there is no hope for the future. We're all doomed. :(

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    #17  Edited By jakob187
    Linkyshinks said:
    "Well it's not like Jakob is asking him to speak dirty or anything, lol."
    Wait, you can see his inbox?

    And honestly...Drew is cuter.  PWNED!
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    #18  Edited By justinnotjason
    TheGreatGuero said:
    "Brad, if you're reading this thread, I think it serves as a clear indication that there is no hope for the future. We're all doomed. :("
    Actually on that note, Brad if you're reading this, you left the milk out.

    Also you left the coffee pot on this morning, I took care of it.
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    #19  Edited By crunchUK
    Pie said:
    "Thats why he was a bit moody a few days ago."
    no thats because i stole the emergency spare he keeps in his....


    oh nvm
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    #20  Edited By vaiz

    But we are all creepy weirdos...

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    #21  Edited By albedos_shadow

    I am a straight man, and I have a man-crush on Brad. There, I said it.

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    #22  Edited By BiggerBomb
    Shadow said:
    "We'll see who's creepy when I'm wearing his face as my fanny pack"

    Absolutely brilliant.
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    #23  Edited By jakob187

    Quick, does anyone have an internet meme of a Brad facepalm?  I think it would just suit this thread so well...


    ...and also provide fapping material for some folks.
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    #24  Edited By Shazam
    jakob187 said:
    "...and also provide fapping material for some folks."

    If he isn't disturbed now, he should be :D
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    #25  Edited By BiggerBomb
    Shazam said:
    "jakob187 said:
    "...and also provide fapping material for some folks."
    If he isn't disturbed now, he should be :D"

    Wait. What? How's that disturbing? Next you're gunna tell me that collecting his used tissues and eating them is disturbing. Blasphemy! I will have none of it!
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    #26  Edited By EpicSteve

    Oh man...

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    #27  Edited By jakob187
    BiggerBomb said:
    "Shazam said:
    "jakob187 said:
    "...and also provide fapping material for some folks."
    If he isn't disturbed now, he should be :D"
    Wait. What? How's that disturbing? Next you're gunna tell me that collecting his used tissues and eating them is disturbing. Blasphemy! I will have none of it!"
    I never said I was one of those folks.  Look at my point count of page edits for Brad compared to Drew.  You'll see where the winner is.  LULZ
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    #28  Edited By Shazam
    jakob187 said:
    "I never said I was one of those folks.  Look at my point count of page edits for Brad compared to Drew.  You'll see where the winner is.  LULZ"
    What, now you're trying to play hard to get for Brad? "Meh, I don't dig him that much" :D
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    #29  Edited By Kazona

    But fact simply is that most of us ARE creepy weirdos.

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    #30  Edited By Kohe321

    I doubt he is losing sleep over it, it's obviously jokes :p

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    #31  Edited By Milkman

    Considering a lot of people here ARE creepy weirdos, I would assume he knows it.

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    #32  Edited By regularassmilk
    Shadow said:
    "We'll see who's creepy when I'm wearing his face as my fanny pack"
    hahaha
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    #33  Edited By BiggerBomb
    Kohe321 said:
    "I doubt he is losing sleep over it"

    Don't worry, he's not. The LED light on my camera doesn't wake him, either. It's really bright, too!
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    #34  Edited By jakob187
    Kohe321 said:
    "I doubt he is losing sleep over it, it's obviously jokes :p"
    Of course he's not losing sleep over it!  He's staying up hours on end to figure out which one of us he's going to chain up and turn into his apartment/house slave!!!

    Damn, I must not be a good enough stalker if I don't even know whether he lives in an apartment or a house!!!

    *EDIT*  After Brad's claim that air guitar has never been cool, Drew becomes the new favorite!

    You broke my heart, Ani...

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