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There's a time when every hero must look inside himself and ask, "Am I ready to fight Lavos or should I grind a bit?"
Ryan and Patrick are awkward witnesses to some do-mech-stic abuse.
Ryan and Patrick learn that "ultimate damage" is the key to world-peace.
Ryan and Patrick must endure a conspicuous series of bills from a wild pack of carpenters.
Ryan and Patrick must endure some genuinely touching campfire stories.
Ryan and Patrick's band of freedom fighters roam the land searching for a way back into the castle.
Ryan and Patrick must endure a T-Rex, and he wrecks.
Patrick and Ryan pour out a forty for their lost homie(s).
Ryan and Patrick invade Ozzie's home, and are rewarded with a newfound support for PETA.
Watch as Ryan and Patrick must endure simply the rudest of all skeletons. Why, I never!
Ryan and Patrick learn to endure the genuine affection of a 16-bit cat.
The dreary future truly tests Ryan and Patrick's endurance.
Magus has to do what's right for him because it's Magus' time. Up there! Down here, it's Brono's time!
Ryan and Patrick learn to differentiate one color from another.
Nice place you got here. Too bad it's about to get TRIPLE RAIDED!
Round two. FIGHT!
Well, that's one big scary pit. Sure hope nothing evil and humungous lives down there.
Whoever is filming this world needs to learn how to use their exposure control.
Oh yeah, dystopian future? EAT LIGHTNING!
You guys should really think about putting some guardrails on this thing.
I suppose now would be a bad time to mention that I'm afraid of heights.
Life may have found a way, but Ryan and Patrick found electricity.
I'm pretty sure I saw this scene on the cover of Heavy Metal in the early 80's.
Only a master of evil, Magus!
Conveyor belt guillotines, sneaky sorcerers, and perhaps the most unexpected enemy imaginable.
Don't worry, Bobo. I'm sure it's not as scary inside.
Brog! Buddy! You won't believe what we found. I mean, you could probably guess, but... here.
Look, Bobo, I had a lot of soup last night. I may have said things I didn't mean. I like you as a robot.
Remember in The Lost World when all the little green dinosaurs ate that guy? It's kinda like that.
In my defense, your Honor, the two children combined into one being and then mercilessly pummeled me.
Let's just take a moment to admire this beautiful waterfall before we slaughter some forest creatures.
You want me to get your food AND clear your bridge? What exactly do you knights DO around here?
"Why bats, Master Brono?" "Bats frighten me."
And the fires of Hell and Brimstone did rise from the earth, and Ryan used ice attacks on it.
Let me give you some life advice: stay away from acid.
Woah woah woah. When did this game turn into F-Zero?
Ryan and Patrick make their daring escape from the evil clutches of SNES sound effects.
Hey guys, remember that whole thing about the save battery being 16 years old? Well...
Hey man, next time you lightning bolt into a honey badger, how about you let us know first?
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