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Coach Z is the "coach" of the Homestar universe. He is known for his very strong upper-midwestern accent, and giant gold emblem on his chest with a "Z" on it.
He is needlessly creepy, has poor hygiene and strange habits, such as puking his pants. He has a crush on Marzipan, and is an amateur rapper. In conversation, he is often unintentionally depressing. He is half of the Two-O Duo with Bubs.
He often compliments others for doing a "Good Jorb."
He gave 23 butt pats in 1984.