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The Free Country USA Triannual Race to the End of the Race is held every three years in Free Country USA. The winner of the Race to the End of the Race receives the Free Country USA Triannual Race to the End of the Race Silver Trophy of Ultimate Destiny.

The race consists of three parts. First contestants must cross a log over a pool of water; then they must carry a Heavy Lourde on a pogo stick; and finally jump over a carton of curdled milk, a turtle, and a hurdle and reach the end of the race. But that's not enough to win the Silver Trophy of Ultimate Destiny. The winner must also have a time that beats all previous FCUTRER winners. If the winner has beaten all previous winners, then they must fill out several forms and submit a tape to the Official Review Committee in Stockholm, Sweden for verification.

Coach Z won the Race to the End of the Race in 1999. Strong Bad won the 2008 race while disguised as Homestar Runner. Pom Pom had initially beaten Coach Z's time but was later disqualified when Coach Z discovered that he had been using Total Load, which Strong Bad himself had planted in Pom Pom's locker.

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